Vikki Stone
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I make music, theatre and tv. Want me to write that thing for your thing? It’s @cmmgt for the UK 🇬🇧 and @paradigmagency in the US 🇺🇸
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We won an Olivier and my best mate presented it to us. What a day!!
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To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled.
http://t.co/ayR6yKzOLG
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Bet Lawerence Fox has been raging all day that Rita Ora’s real party took all the attention away from his pretend one.
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Dear
@David_Cameron
, I'm frightened. Do you think I'll be safe from the Labour Party in here?
http://t.co/GRui5UnxmX
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Got our wedding photos back today, and I think it’s fair to say we nailed the outdoor romantic photo shoot section of the day 👍👍
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Find your royal wedding name by simply choosing Lord or Lady, followed by what you had for breakfast and finally your favourite body part.
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The only thing Theresa May could have done to gain any sort of support and sympathy from the public, is stand outside number 10 with a M&S canned Mojito, down it in one, and say “it’s been a fucking nightmare”, and walk off.
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News that has absolutely made my day: my husband has organised someone to come round and clean my car whilst I’ve been working, and he booked someone that advertised car washing on our local Facebook page. He’s just text me to say that two 11 year olds have just shown up. 💀
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The whole of Manchester only got 20 times more than Secret Cinema. 👀
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I feel sorry for Victoria Beckham. She always gets grief for looking grumpy. You’d look grumpy too, if you hadn’t had a carbohydrate since 1996.
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Well, this is new. I’ve walked to the top of a hill as my daily exercise, and on the top of the hill are... well... there’s people shagging. Not even trying to hide it. It’s 4:45pm.
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@kathrine_payne
I remember my first day of music school, and I talked about the estate where I lived, and people thought I meant a Downton Abbey type of estate. 😂
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Composer Leroy Anderson was born on this day in 1908.
I love his piece “The Typewriter”, and had great fun playing it with the
@BBCPhilharmonic
a few years ago:
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My brother, a Christmas lights enthusiast, has decided to put them up in April!
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Two years ago today I got to play Leyroy Anderson’s “The Typewriter” with the
@BBCPhilharmonic
. (FYI this is a tremendous example of “involuntary concentrating face”.)
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Here’s a reminder that online bullying can take many forms. The whole musical theatre community doubled down on this lad for one (really not that bad) tweet, and it was so horrible that he had to make a statement. I mean, this needs to stop. Don’t pile-on in anymore. Stop now.
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Looking back, do you think it was a good idea to pay us to go to Wagamama in the summer?
Do you have a question about coronavirus that you’d like to ask the government?
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They wanted people to spend the money on all the stuff, didn't they?
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Thank you
@StephenMangan
for the toolbox 🧰 . It’s a cracking bit of kit. And thank you
@richardosman
for having me - I loved being on
#HouseOfGames
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This is a short song about what women don’t want in 2019.
(Probably not suitable for watching with kids and/or at work.)
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Theresa May has spent more time and effort condemning Cadbury for their "missing Easter" than she has Donald Trump.
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Watching my fiancé’s jazz band in Paris this evening, and the bass player just slipped the Homes Under The Hammer theme tune in the middle of a bass solo. The French were none the wiser. 💯
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For the last three years I’ve wanted this as my panto biog in the programme, and it’s never been allowed as it’s not in the “house style”. Glad that I’ve finally been allowed to use my space in the programme in the way I’d asked to.
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A local pub is offering this as a takeaway option. I've got to admit, I'm tempted. Who else wants one?
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I keep thinking about that lad Alex at Glastonbury, because at some point in their lives, everyone’s had that dream of being onstage with their idol. Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is: I’m going to learn all the Neil Diamond bits for Streisand in Hyde Park on Sunday.
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Anyone else think we should sack off the clocks going back? I absolutely cannot deal with it this year.
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I bought a foil curtain to jazz up my zoom gig backdrop. I WAS NOT READY for it to look this shit.
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I've just noticed that Bert is fully erect in this picture. That dog secretly loves his new oven glove.
To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled.
http://t.co/ayR6yKzOLG
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Like an absolute lockdown cliché, I made this outfit. From a pattern and everything.
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If ever there was a sentence to sum what life is like in 2017.
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My favourite lyric from Diana The Musical on Netflix: a cockney chorus of paparazzi that sing: "It's better than a Guinness/ Better than a wank/ Snatch a few pics/It's money in the bank".
Brilliantly diabolical. A must watch.
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#NewProfilePic
(shout out to my husband who said “you look like you just won the masters” 😂)
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I don't understand why the
#cerealcafe
became such a target of hate. Have these people seen the price of pick n mix in cinemas?
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How about the Cat Bin Lady for the new £50 note?
As unpopular as Thatcher, but keeps things politically neutral.
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NEWS: I’m excited to be part of the new Saturday night show for
@ITV
#ROMEOANDDUET
I’m the musical director and the house band is called “Vikki and The Heartbeats”
Can’t wait for you all to see it!!
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Just going to sneak in some NEWS before the end of the decade.
@drummerzoid
asked and I said a big ol YESSSSSSSSS
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Other noteable places in West Yorkshire that might be of interest to Americans:
- Halleyfacks
- Keefleigh
- Wefferbee
- Pomtehphracht
- Leidz
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I’m nominated for a British Panto Award, living my best life here on the red carpet.
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So excited about Maid Marian. The 90’s motherload. Thank you
@Tony_Robinson
for trusting me with your wonderful show. 💘
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Just remembered that my class at school had a minutes silence when Cody died on neighbours.
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One of the indisputable rules in our house, is that if the dog is on your lap, you are doing “important dog work” and the other has fetch you anything you need. Currently implementing this rule to get another G & T.
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The next time someone says to me 'I don't get twitter, it seems pointless', I will simply show them this:
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My dog is determined not to wear his cone round his neck, so he’s got himself stuck like this instead.
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I am in a rehearsal room and people are playing my songs ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Are you a best man planning a stag do? By all means, come see live comedy, but please note: the show will not be about you. A club comedy night is not your personal lads lads lads roast. You and your mates will be expected to listen. If that’s not cool, go hire a karaoke booth.
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Four years ago today I was sent to interview
@OfficialSteps
at the Proms and I decided it was a good idea to hide a flute behind my back for the whole interview so I could do this at the end. I WONDER WHYYY I WASN’T ASKED TO DO ANYMORE INTERVIEWS AFTER THAT? 🧐
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Had an absolute belter of a day filming in Glasgow today. Couldn’t have asked for a better person to be sat next too. ♥️
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Complaining about
#BGT
? WELL I PROMISE you, that if you go down to your local arts centre or theatre, you will find many brilliant comedians, musicians, poets, magicians etc, who regularly tour. You may not have seen them on telly, but it doesn't mean they are not great.
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It’s staggering that the
#excludeduk
people that have had no support during the pandemic, and have had to support themselves (and families) using tax savings, are being charged interest on tax payment plans. Isn’t scrapping that the absolute least you can do for them
@RishiSunak
?
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Letting garden centres stay open is frankly bizarre. The one near me sells mostly iron “Prosecco O’Clock” signs.
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Tories: we can’t help the
#excludeduk
because the system might be abused by rich people.
Also Tories: there’s a tremendous profit margin in this free school meals contract.
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Sometimes this industry can feel thankless, like all your hard work is getting you nowhere.
Then one day, you’ll wake-up and discover that you were made into a height chart for a booster seat, and suddenly it feels like all the hard work was worth it.
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Happy non wedding day to us! And yes, I think that things will be exactly the same when the new date rolls around. OH WELL 🤪)
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VERY excited that’s it’s now out there that I’m writing the Lyric Hammersmith 2020 Panto, and it just went on sale yesterday! Roll on 2020! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Shapps will be upset that none of tomorrow’s front pages mention the A66.
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Sad to read the news that Hilary Devey has died. We became friends after I did a comedy sketch about her, and she invited me to stay at her house in Morocco a number of times. She had a great sense of humour and knew how to threw a great party! You will be missed.
#RIPHilaryDevey
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I’m very excited (but also nervous) that I’m performing here tonight! A real live in the flesh gig. ❤️
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I’m now at an age where it’s clear that I will remember the full postal address for the Big Breakfast for the rest of my life. (2 Lock Keepers Cottages, Old Ford Lock, London. E3 2NN)
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Glastonbury 2017. If I tried to get my lockdown ass back into this outfit, I’d have to wear it as a hat.
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My
@bbcproms
show was nominated for a BBC Radio Award. I lost to
@gregjames
. This is how happy I am for him.
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Poor France. I liked their song about the moustache. How were they to know this year was all about beards.
#eurovision
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I absolutely did not want to take this outfit off at the end of the night. (I think the hairspray may never actually come out, but oh well.) Thanks again
@OlivierAwards
for a night I’ll never forget.
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I am writing this and playing The Sheriff of Nottingham. Dream gig or what??
Exclusive: Cast announced for Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: A New Musical* (*sort of) workshop
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Hello. My name is Vikki Stone, and this week I booked someone to come and sweep my chimney in my new house, and it turns out I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY.
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It’s a real shame that there’s no panto this year. I would have loved to see what everyone did with the hit of the summer, WAP.
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Well, that was a fun 8 minutes. We all screen grabbed it though 🤷♀️
Bravo whoever sent that.
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I had a ball making
@itv
#romeoandduet
.
@OtiMabuse
is one hell of a woman, and I adored working with her. She is a total superstar, and an absolutely brilliant presenter. Saturday night telly here we come 🤩
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SPOILER: Obviously delighted by my
#houseofgames
win tonight. Wondering if I’m the only person to have done the “double toolbox”?
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@andrewkeates
@MichaelJFerns
I would argue and say that it’s privilege that gets you the time & money to focus on one thing. Multi-skills pay the bills.
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Delighted to announce that I am doing a one woman production of Oklahoma! in the car park of the Hope & Anchor. Opens Saturday.
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A short play about quarantine:
Him: I’m going to work in the bedroom. Got a lot of important stuff to do.
Me: Okay.
He exits, up the stairs.
SFX: The sound of a massive fart coming through the ceiling.
SFX: The
@AthleticoMince
theme tune starts, also heard through ceiling.
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I’m back on
@richardosman
’s
#houseofgames
next week for a Champions of Champions show with legends
@sallyephillips
,
@mrdanwalker
&
@RickieHW
. 6pm BBC 2, mon - fri. Tune in!!
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This is a big one for me. My first solo written theatre show! And what a cast we have ♥️♥️♥️
💫 Panto is back - oh yes it is! 💫
We're delighted to announce the full cast/ creative team of this year's panto Aladdin & release the first images of Qasim Mahmood in the title role.
Don't miss out on this magical adventure, tickets are selling fast >
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This is going to be the golden age of shoddy DIY. As you read this, somebody, somewhere is taking down a supporting wall on a whim.
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Final curtain on our run of Aladdin at
@LyricHammer
. Couldn’t be prouder of this excellent team. It’s not a easy time for theatre at the moment, and we did it!
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Have you seen this on the telly during lockdown? WELL, I wrote it, mixed it and co-ordinated the filming of the choir. I’m putting this out there incase it reaches the 👀 of people who hire composers for adverts/idents. I AM AVAILABLE FOR WORK THANKYOU.
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I am on Richard Osman’s House of Games tonight and for the rest of the week! 6pm BBC 2. I’d never filmed a quiz show before, but quickly found it to be my spiritual home.
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Thank you!! My first ever tube poster ♥️♥️♥️
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I did it! Ran the whole way with
@leehendrie77
, he was a godsend. I think I have a new friend for life!!
#extramile
http://t.co/GUMg6ArFL9
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I’m most sad about the album launch of
#zoologicalsocigey
having to be cancelled. Will you all share it when it’s released on the 27th? So many people have do an insane amount of (wonderful) work.
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I’ve been eating and drinking like it’s Christmas since March, and I’m actually really struggling to up the ante.
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There is no unit of time longer than the last minute on a washing machine. I’ve had enough of the lies, and am getting the stopwatch out next time.
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There’s been a lot of shite news in this house today, but in good news my grandma has her first COVID vaccination today!
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