Tony Robinson
@Tony_Robinson
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Actor, Writer,TV Presenter. Bristol City FC. Husband. Dad. Grandad. No cunning plan.
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Frictionless trade? What a brilliant idea! Why don't we join up with a lot of other European countries who want the same thing?
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I’m not a fan of bad language on twitter.Cursing rather than choosing the right word for the occasion is a little ignorant. Nevertheless following his behaviour over the WW1 memorial ceremony in France it has to be said- President Trump is a cunt, isn’t he.
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I’ve left the Labour Party after nearly 45 years of service at Branch, Constituency and NEC levels,partly because of it’s continued duplicity on Brexit, partly because of it’s antisemitism, but also because its leadership is complete shit.
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I love my country as much as anyone, but doesn’t having a prime minister’s aeroplane painted like a Union Jack make us look just a tiny bit shit?
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It is important to remember, particularly at this difficult time, that we should keep our language measured and should not indulge in petty invective. So I will simply say that in my opinion Boris Johnson is a charlatan, a habitual liar, and a disgrace to his country.
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Robbie! You were such a sweet man and so talented as a comic and as a straight actor. ‘Dictionary’ was my favourite episode of the Adder ever and it was all down to you mate. Rest well x
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Two very intelligent-looking young delegates at the Tory Conference their eyes shining with enthusiasm and idealism… Ah! They’ve just held up a Greenpeace banner!
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There’s a deep sickness in the fact that Downing Street has issued an instruction that ministers should have no specific policy on animal welfare in its trade negotiations with the US. I sincerely hope the British public will not put up with such nonsense.
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I’m currently pitching a series to Channel 5 where Mr Petrov and Mr Boshirov take us round some of Britain’s greatest monuments. It’s to be called ‘ I Spy With My Little Eye’. I think it could be as big a Time Team.
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Grouse shooting has been made exempt from the rule of six, which is fine by me. The bigger the crowd the more chance there is that the stupid bastards will accidentally shoot each other.
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Why on earth would it matter if more teenagers got good grades than in previous years. Kids want an education & that’s good, universities want more students. Let’s ditch the nonsensical bureaucratic assessment, let the teachers predictions stand for this year, and move on!
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I just rejoined the Labour Party. So sad about the wasted opportunities and the moral disgrace of the last five years. But so happy to have a new leader who can put things right. Congratulations
@Keir_Starmer
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Paltry, factional and plain childish. The leader of my party will have tea with Hamas but won’t talk to
@ChukaUmunna
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I urge all those who left Labour because of the shenanigans a few years ago to rejoin right now and help us become the Party of Government the nation so desperately needs
#labourparty
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Dominic Cummings is the lovechild of Lord Blackadder and Lord Percy. You can see it in his eyes. I should know. I was there. Love, Baldrick.
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Day 1. EU”You can’t undermine the Single Market.” Theresa “Yes we can.” Day 100. EU “ You can’t undermine the Single Market.” Theresa “Yes we can. ”Day 550. EU”You can’t undermine the Single Market.” Theresa“How dare you spring that on us at this late stage. Show some respect! “
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Blimey! Labour struggling for years to take disciplinary action against members accused of antisemitism but managed to expel Alastair Campbell for voting Lib Dem over the course of one Bank Holiday weekend. Amazing new efficiency!!
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It’s not that I begrudge members of parliament a summer holiday it’s just that ... yes I do! Get back here right now you ineffectual factional wankers and sort out Johnson’s brexit mess before the whole country goes down the swanny.
#BrexitShambles
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So it now turns out that the infamous 84 tons of PPE we ordered from Turkey has finally arrived in England but the NHS can’t use it because it’s substandard. Shouldn’t we know who ordered it, why it was delivered so late, how much it cost and whether we’ll get our money back?
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I DONT WANT AN ELECTION HALFWAY THROUGH DECEMBER. THIS IS NOT POLITICAL. FRANKLY THEY CAN ALL FUCK THEMSELVES. I JUST DONT WANT THEM FUCKING UP MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. JUST WAIT TIL FUCKING JANUARY. OK?
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What a tragic figure Corbyn makes,blandly ignoring difficult issues & spouting platitudes.He surrounds himself with racists & marxist opportunists, his cabinet is callow & useless.He could have gone down in history as the man who saved his country from brexit but he won’t.
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Following Farage’s announcement today, it’s vital that the Libdems and Labour come to some sort of accommodation to prevent a full term of hard Tory government. Come on Jo! Come on Jeremy! Swallow your pride. This is far more important than short term party advantage.
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First time I was on Question Time I was put next to Paddy Ashdown. I was a labour leftist he was a libdem, but he encouraged me, gave me tips,and came out to dinner with us afterwards. A lovely man. I wish there were more like him in today’s political morass.
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Our supply chains are breaking and we no longer have the flexibility to get them sorted. Presenters on Daytime TV are telling us which mouldy food we can eat safely. The army are delivering our petrol. No one could have foreseen all this, could they? Could they?
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To all those who have spent the year writing witty, well crafted, well argued texts in favour of a second referendum, against the weasel words of the Brexiteers & the juvenile idiocy of the Labour Leadership, I thank you and wish you a victorious 2019.
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Anyone who after 4 days of Covid appears to be fit and well and is bragging about like they’ve won a prize fight is a bit silly. If they are President of a country that’s suffered hundreds of thousands of Covid-related deaths they are at best, at very best, a complete cunt.
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Surrounded by hundreds of thousands of committed, friendly, dignified people. What a great afternoon. Proud to be British right now!
#PeopleVoteMarch
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Trump is threatening war against Iran including sites of cultural significance.Does the mother fucker have any idea what that means.The birthplace of civilisation is to be wiped out by a man so culturally inept he paints his face orange because he thinks it makes him look cool.
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I agree with every word in today’s letter in support of
@jk_rowling
and would have happily signed it
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Boris Johnson’s cunning plan:big up the new strain of Covid so he can retreat from his stupid, suicidal Christmas plans. Result, every other country in the world goes Aaah! Well done Mr Prime Minister, you’ve fucked up again. Great timing given what’s bound to happen on Jan 1.
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A traffic warden just told I was illegally parked, but I explained to him that nobody told me you can’t park on a double yellow line, and anyway I’d only been there for 25 minutes. He’ll probably let me off.
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When I shop I go round the supermarket I’ve been going to for the last 40 years. What I don’t do is slam its door shut, then wander round the world for 10 years looking for other little shops that might one day sell me the same stuff but at higher prices cos they know im a mug.
When I shop I do not put cash on the counter & then ask what the shop might have in return. I ask to see the goods, ask the price & then decide whether to buy. The EU wants us to shop the wrong way round. They expect us to put up a lot of money without telling us what it buys.
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Hey Boris, here’s a great idea to break the political log jam. Why don’t you hold a second referendum ? That’ll show ‘em!
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The notion that Jeremy is a kindly goblin who’s prime aim is to save the NHS is patently absurd. If he wanted to do that he’d use his leadership position to fight to keep our economy strong and stable by remaining in the EU, not waffle & triangulate & collude in our leaving it.
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Fascinating that Corbyn came up with a coherent position on the contentious question of Assange within hours of his arrest , but after two years still wont say anything meaningful about the EU .
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Please message your friends and family and get them to sign the Article 50 referendum. We need to make sure the pressure grows over the weekend!!
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My lord, I have a cunning plan...
BREAKING: the UK has proposed a string of "customs clearance centres" on both sides of the Irish border as a key part of its plan to replace the backstop, RTE News understands. The "centres", effectively customs posts, would be located between 5-10 miles "back" from the border.
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Putin says we shouldn’t hold a second referendum. What better argument in favour of one could there possibly be.
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“He had no alternative”??? There was no one in London who could have given sufficient support to Mr Cummings and his family? This is self serving poppycock and an insult to the intelligence of every family struggling with the lockdown.
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Despite outrageously biased reporting particularly from the BBC,a Tory party shamefully complicit with Johnson’s shenanigans, a score of Labour mps who’ve gone completely of their rockers, we’re still in the ring. The only solution to this shitstorm-Come On!
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A polite request. Please sign the
#peoplesvote
petition. Please persuade your friends to too. Don’t stand on the sidelines. Your passive support will help no one. Please get involved. This is your one chance to help prevent our country tumbling into the abyss of Brexit madness.
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Dear Mrs May, you were humiliated, the Queen was publicly disrespected, Boris Johnson was lionised, and hundreds of thousands of UK citizens took to the streets in protest. Now will you believe us that it wasn’t a good idea to invite Trump into our country?
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March 23. Please put it in your diary, book a baby sitter, & a dog sitter,& a seat on the coach, & the day off. Nothing could be more important. Join us. Show the political elite & the rest of the world..We are the patriots, we are the democrats & we insist on a peoples vote!
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Trump is a dick. A complete dick. In the history of dickishness no one has got within a million miles of him. He’s stupid, arrogant, narssisistic,a bully -everything that has ever been associated with being a dick he personifies..Sorry. I’ll stop now
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I’ve stayed alert all morning and managed to catch 17 tiny viruses in my tea strainer which I then flushed down the sink. Thanks to my vigilance I’m pretty sure we’re now Covid free in my house. Grateful for the tip Mr Johnson.
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It seems as though the government is trying to bludgeon primary school teachers back to work regardless of the health risk. How quickly they’ve shifted from one nation Toryism to moral blackmail and anti- trade unionism.
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Please BBC just admit you made the wrong call in the Naga Munchetty case, gracefully apologise and move on. At a time like this we need our state broadcaster to be trusted and respected, not brought low in a race row which makes it look foolish and which it can’t possibly win.
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Let’s hope that at long last the young idealists who joined the Labour Party 2 or 3 years ago are beginning to realise that Corbynism isn’t the sunny march to the land of equality & a properly funded NHS they dreamt of, it’s nasty, bullying, bigoted & anti-European.
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare, The Tempest.
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The Tories are incompetent, naive and hopelessly split on Europe, Corbyn’s bullying Marxist bigots loathe the EU but won’t admit it because the vast majority of Labour members voted remain. We have been betrayed by our entire political class. The only solution is
#peoplevote
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According to my reading of Google, Visa, Mastercard and Amex are still operating in Russia. Why?
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This is Holly Berry. She’s a six year old westie and she’s a rescue who we collected from the RSPCA on Friday. She’s a very poorly girl who’s had a terrible life but at least we’ll be able to spend the next few months getting her fit and happy.
#rescuedog
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Many many thanks to Gina Miller, Jo Maugham, etc,their legal teams and supporters. You have given us a tiny ray of light in these dark days.
@thatginamiller
@JolyonMaugham
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It’s clear from Jeremy’s statement yesterday that he’s determined to leave the EU,will deny any responsibility for his complicity in this, and has turned his back on the will of his party and those who took to the streets. This is the stark new dividing line in British politics.
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I genuinely think “The Irish Question”,despite our fractured history over the last few 100 years, never crossed the minds of Davis & the other stupids. Or else they ignored it like that light on the dashboard you can’t be bothered to look up in the manual til the engine seizes.
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We don’t have to be Giliad. We can still say, NO this will not be tolerated. We are not Johnson,Trump or Corbyn.We will not define people by the colour of their skin or their culture. We are world citizens. That’s the only kind of citizenship that makes sense right now.
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May flapping, Johnson posturing, Raab manipulating, Cable absent, Corbyn obfuscating- at the most important moment in our history since WW2 they are a national embarrassment. There is only one way out of this unedifying mess
#peoplesvote
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The only march I’ve ever been where the organisers underestimated the turnout!We were saying 100,000,but by the end the London Met had put it at nearly half a million. It was certainly beyond all expectations. Next job is to get everyone we know to sign the petition!
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Kier Starmer. Well timed, well delivered, and absolutely right. My guess is a significant majority of voters, regardless of party loyalty, will back him on a 2-3 week circuit breaker.
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Anyone else watching the Dortmund v Rangers match. Flippin Eck!!
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Seeing the Irish Prime Minister eviscerating Johnson was like watching a Headmaster telling off a 12 year old no-nothing smart arse who’s desperately trying to pull the right faces so he looks cool. We’re a great country. We must get rid of this child monster now!
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The right think out of the wreckage of a hard brexit will come an unfettered free market, the left think out it will come the People’s Socialist State of Britain. But I reckon we’ll just end up skint, like a badly run nursing home,or Cuba without the sunshine and cigars.
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Even if the Lib Dem’s change their position,there still wont be a majority for Corbyn as temporary PM. Get real,It’s not going to happen!Labour has 2 options, swallow their pride & put up a viable short term PM or accept culpability for the collapse of the anti crash-out alliance
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When we filmed the final scene, we didn't know the impact it would have. So proud it's now taught in schools
#RememberThem
#ArmisticeDay
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Boris says the Brexit dream is dying. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
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Brexiteers say staying in the EU would be ‘undemocratic’, but now they want to suspend parliament in order to get us out of it- the biggest offront to our system of government for 400 years. I sincerely hope Buckingham Palace won’t allow themselves to be pawns in this travesty
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Has today witnessed the biggest stupidest, most horrendously misleading lie Boris Johnson has ever uttered?
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What an honour it’s been for those of us in the last scene of
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You can’t predict which tv moments will be iconic,& it’s success was due to the skills of the Producer, Editor,Writers & Director rather than to us,but it’s one been of my proudest moments!
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This is at best twaddle and at worst downright fibs, but because it has words in it like “disaggregate”, “defunct”, “reserve”and“implementation” it sounds like a clever grownup speaking rather than a cocky prep school twat.
“You disaggregate the elements of the otherwise defunct Withdrawal Agreement.. You reserve the payment of the £39b.. That is in the context of the Free Trade Agreement, that we’ll negotiate in the implementation period, after we’ve come out on Oct 31st”
@BorisJohnson
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A perfect example of why voters don’t trust Labour. Barry Gardiner talking complete shite. What a disgrace!
Barry Gardiner says a Labour Brexit would mean the UK would have a veto over the EU's trade deals, despite not being an EU member. More false promises about Brexit. This country deserves better.
He just proved that a general election now would be POINTLESS!
#Ridge
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For the very first time, I have absolutely no cunning plan
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Sheffield Uni is threatening to abolish its Archaeology Dept.This means not just losing a distinguished centre of excellence, it’s part of a nationwide attack on the whole discipline- the county’s warden of its history and heritage. Please lobby hard against this cut.
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#Election2018
One thing seems abundantly clear; if Labour is going to win the next election they’ll have to make the electorate an offer they want, rather than an offer Momentum think they ought to want.
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So sad to hear my lovely friend Ruth Madoc has passed. She was not only funny and highly intelligent, she was smart, kindly,a loyal trade unionist, and wore her heart on the left. She’ll be much missed.
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“The bit about the a second referendum got acccidently left off the letter to Mrs May”?!!!!
For the life of me I don’t understand why Kier Starmer doesn’t resign. Corbyn and Milne take the piss out of him virtually every single day.
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I still haven’t heard any coherent argument for Brexit in all thesemonths. It’s like the medieval dream of the return of King Arthur. When it happens, everything will be alright, and we’ll be great again & free. No mere mortal can say how or why- it’ll just be wonderful magic.
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Interesting that the new Corbyn/ May political establishment are mouthing virtually identical tropes, including saying in sincere & serious voices “the result of the local elections means the British people want us to get on with our Brexit.” Who’d have thought we’d end up here?
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I couldn’t be bothered to watch the politics shows on tv this morning. The politicians virtually all talk rubbish and whatever they say they’ll say the opposite a few days later. It’s an integrity free zone. Only one solution
#peoplesvote
Join us next Saturday
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A game is afoot to paint the Brexit decision as a binary one between the May deal and the chaos of a hard brexit. It’s being orchestrated to head off the choice the leaders of both parties are terrified of. Don’t let them get away with it!Support
#peoplesvote
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I’ve been involved with Oxfam in the U.K. & abroad for 30 years.Ive seen brilliant work & employees who are full of integrity. The issues raised recently must be robustly addressed but we mustn’t be let this be used as an excuse to wreck their invaluable international projects.
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So many of my parents East End friends were brilliant, funny, radical, Jewish intellectuals and Labour members whose lives had been scarred by the nazis and antisemitism. There’d be no room for them in today’s Party and that makes me angry, disgusted and a bit frightened.
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Ok. Tomorrow, if everyone who’s already signed the petition persuades just one new person to sign, we’ll get to 8 figures.
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An election Jeremy? Leavers won’t vote for your miserable triangulations.They’ve got Jolly Johnson’s largesse & the saloon bar bonhomie of Farage. Remainers won’t either with the smaller parties projecting themselves as young,principled europhiles.Careful what you wish for!
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I have a cunning plan. Don’t say anything, but say it with lots of pretty coloured pictures. S. Baldrick.
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I’d love actually Hugh Grant to be Prime Minister this Christmas slightly more than either Johnson or Corbyn. What a terrible indictment that is of our current party leaders.
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Good luck to the mps of all parties preparing to fight for the integrity of parliament next week. Please be brave and work together.Venceramos!
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A rhetorical, occasionally gently amusing, but entirely vacuous speech from Boris Johnson, then under questions he gibbered,waffled and time and again demonstrated his ignorance of the complexities of Brexit. How tragic that our future should be in the hands of such simpletons!
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So Mr Johnson has ‘complete confidence’in Robert Jenrick. Is that more confidence than he had in his tracking app, or in Dominic Cummings movements,or in the amount of PPE he could source?It’s just that he seems to have a bit too much confidence in things that are complete shite.
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My Lord, I have a cunning plan...
They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!
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What’s the point of Theresa May offering a House of Commons vote on whether to hold a second referendum if the tories are whipped to vote against it. It’s just another empty charade. It’s all bollocks. There are only two options,the chaos of a hard brexit or revoking article 50.
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Why does the opposition front bench act in such a ham fisted way. Even when they do something which should show the country how principled they are, they fudge it, fumble it and make it look cravenly opportunistic. They’re like clowns in a really crappy circus.
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Corbyn’s team are behaving like characters out of Chernobyl over the Panorama show. Hopefully a lot of party members will begin to realise that the Corbynite dream is now simply a bunch of old-style bullies and hoodlums using empty progressive rhetoric to try to hold onto power
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I’ve been retweeted by some Brexiteer Tories tonight. In case there’s any doubt: I think you lot are equally as appalling and juvenile, intent on destroying our country’s future for your own horrible ideology.
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An object lesson to the gutless Labour mps who are currently cowed by the Leave lobbies in their constituencies even though deep down they know that leaving the Eu will do colossal damage to their constituents.
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