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golf rules | host of the @BurnerInvite
Joined April 2023
I watched the Scottie scheffler vs Grant horvat match so you don’t have to. My recap 👇
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My concept for the modern golf club, think college golf facility meets elite private club all within 30 min of major metro areas. - pristine grass range + indoor bays with trackman.- 4-6 template green complexes (Biarritz, redan, punchbowl, etc).- several more tee boxes,
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@jknauer42 Help - @ the masters. This guy tried to sell me his tickets then sleep with my wife!
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@gomergolfs Realistically he could have made a -13 on that hole - he is a dual sport athlete, not a lot of people know that.
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@wednesdaycals Gen z is so afraid of confrontation that they refuse to have basic constructive conversations face to face. So they let it fester then proceed to make it way worse by confronting the person over text.
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@jlippincott_ @ArmandDoma @VivekGRamaswamy Real high IQ play teaching yourself Ancient Greek instead of how to code when you want to be a coder….
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I’d like to host a burner golf tournament at Ballyhack Golf Club in Roanoke, VA. It will be Friday June 20th - Sunday June 22nd. Friday:.Noon arrival + practice round. Saturday: .36 hole stroke play. Sunday (optional):.Skins game + noon departure. Like and DM if interested.
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Yup, this place is incredible.
Playing a very cool golf course tomorrow 👀.
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@MarkHannaBurner Trying to pass off the berckmanns place logo as the members logo is a crime against humanity 👎🏻.
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I know there is demand for this and I’m gonna make it happen. Tell me what needs to improve?. What’s a price point you’d pay?.
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@for_yield @AmericanAir Won this argument 6 months ago with a flight attendant. The pre-flight announcement always says no smokeless tobacco, no tobacco in zyn. Pouch inserted.
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A look inside the golf bag. If there’s one thing I love more than logo shirts, it’s logo trinkets.
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Did someone say dental practice roll-up?
Oh god he's not a dentist he's like a hustle culture dentfluencer. Way out on this guy now.
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@OliverButler69 Billy, this is Ollie butler, he’s got a nasty splitter and a fastball touching the mid 90s. Downside is he’s got a burner twitter and can’t be liable for saying the n-word. Teams are saying he’s the next John rocker, but I think if we take his phone away he’s a Cy Young contender
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🚨 Breaking 🚨. After calling off her engagement to Jonathan Davino, Sydney Sweeney is reportedly ‘getting serious’ with famed golf influencer @Top100Rick and things are reportedly ‘moving fast’.
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Aronimink used to be awesome. I grew up playing here. Then the secret got out and it started getting swamped with non-members trying to notch another on the belt, pace of play got very slow, and it started feeling like a nice resort course. Top 100 chasers are ruining golf.
Aronimink - #95/Top 100.1926 - Donald Ross. Blessed to take a great walk around the future home of the 2026 PGA Championship, a classic Donald Ross layout. It’s a big ballpark and you can see why it is hosting a major. The highlight are the greens, they are super contoured and
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Is having to wear a Puma PGA West golf shirt to the office cruel and unusual punishment for not doing laundry in two weeks? #shrinkme
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Thank you for the follow @BDraddy - here is some free promo. I like these vests a lot and encourage everyone to buy one.
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While the BV has been posting pics of their Peter millar club logo shirts, I’ve been building my collection of club logo boxers - we are not the same.
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@TROOPSRESPECTER This is how hinge launched - they realized people on dating apps don’t know a lot of other people.
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@NYC_techbro Raya used to be sick. I remember seeing Kendall Jenner on there in like 2017 (didn’t match bc I was a balding 23 year old analyst). Now it’s basically just hinge premium except every girl thinks she’s famous.
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@kclairerogers Also Bryson effectively said he did not try to initiate conversation with Rory because he expected Rory wouldn’t engage. Big nothing burger here.
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@BrodyAMiller 13 is still gonna give him demons. But he owns quail and I think still has the course record at portrush from when he was like 16. Not sure about oakmont but I think Rory gets another this year.
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@ThiccStauskas Chauvin was arrested 4 days after the murder compared to Ibarra’s arrest the day after the murder. Floyd’s death required an autopsy to determine the manner of death because his skull wasn’t smashed in with a rock. Hope this explains why there was a 3 day difference in timing.
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More details:. - date TBD.- field will be 12 players (including myself) .- I will request that all players cover his guest fees + lodging (don’t quote me on this but I think $1,250 for 3 days of golf + 2 nights).- I will cover food + bev (please don’t have 40 transfusions).
I’d like to host a burner golf tournament at Ballyhack Golf Club in Roanoke, VA. It will be Friday June 20th - Sunday June 22nd. Friday:.Noon arrival + practice round. Saturday: .36 hole stroke play. Sunday (optional):.Skins game + noon departure. Like and DM if interested.
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@FrankieBorrelli Well I made an 11 on the sim over the weekend so I think I could keep it under 20 in a PGA tour event.
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@johnsummit The bankers are snorting vitamin D pills (laced with cocaine) due to the lack of sunlight afforded by long hours.
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Dad always in full golf gear at the sim. “Practice how you play” he says.
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@practicalgolf They aren’t mutually exclusive. You can’t work on “making less doubles”. The secret is be a better ball-striker.
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@MidwestGolfJake Spieth in contention at Augusta is the only thing that fires me up like prime Tiger as a kid did.
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@MarkHannaBurner I strongly advise just deleting this tweet. I’m sure you’re a good kid but you’re coming off like a spoiled brat and will probably regret these tweets tomorrow.
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Just got word that my cousin (high school senior) spent his spring break last week in Charleston with his golf team. 3 rounds at Yeamans.2 rounds at CC of Charleston.1 round at ocean course. Trying to figure out the proper punishment for not calling in the ‘special asst. coach’.
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@MarkHannaBurner That’s cool. Too bad he only bought you a shirt when he went to the masters.
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GMAT pro tip: . When studying, always use pencils from golf clubs you’d like to join. Motivation to grind harder.
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@TGL_INCEL *Turns on post Malone* . “Now we’re ready”. I still can’t believe it’s a real video.
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Wrote one tweet about how Aronimink sold out and it’s not as fun to play anymore and got a bunch of top 100 chasers yelling at me 😂. If only they knew I’m actually a very nice guy and would happily invite them to play some great golf courses if they are nice (and agree with me).
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@HighyieldHarry Who better to run Loro than a man who’s been wearing open walks since before he could walk?.
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@BoringBiz_ I believe it was the boomers that started the ‘explain this gap in your resume’ phenomenon….
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@PGATUOR Great question - . I think I’m choosing 16 with the back left pin because IF I can hit a decent tee shot I’m pretty confident I can two putt with the green filtering balls to the hole. If I miss the green I’m dead, but getting 3-1 on a smooth knock down 6i is good odds.
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@wednesdaycals I’m sure that’s hyperbole. Another classic gen z move - making the more challenging way seem impossible.
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When I see a club logo in the airport I don’t recognize and have to take a closer peek.
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@BoringBiz_ I can tell you what I DON’T do in 4 words:. 1) mark.2) loans.3) to.4) market . #goldenage.
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In honor of the Sand Hills vs Chicago Golf discourse today - here is a meme I made.
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You’d have no idea Jordan shot a bogey-free 3-under round of 69. This is why we can’t quit Spieth.
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Tom Doak’s confidential guide (ironic) on how to deal with Sebonack simps this summer:
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@BarstoolMinifan @PaigeSpiranac @kirkmin Kirk is in irrelevant land when it comes to golf content. Bad golfers don’t like him because he’s so negative and good golfers don’t like him because he’s so bad.
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I’m convinced that the burnerverse sucks at golf, so I’ll post a challenge: . If anyone from the burnerverse can beat me straight up at your home club, I’ll host either a weekend at any dormie network course for you and two friends or a weekend of Chicago golf at the best courses.
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Ins:.- racquet sports.- big hats .- boa technology . Outs:.- couch rot .- skin cancer.- Japanese irons (😢 tariffs)
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First day of golf trip and buddy wore old elm and McArthur logos. Excited to see what he’s got in store for the rest of the weekend.
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@texasgolflore Sounds simple but no cursing. Applies more to the old school clubs with an older membership but you’d be surprised how much it matters.
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Smooth 71 at the local Ross on a major championship Sunday. Half pleased, half thinking what could have been.
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Big fella in the middle seat on my flight tonight totally disarmed me with a “hey man I know it’s tough when us big guys are in the middle - wasn’t on purpose I got rebooked here - I’m sorry” as soon as I got to my seat. Great move - instantly liked the guy. Sales guy, wife’s.
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I’m a big Coore Crenshaw fan. I think sometimes they can go overboard on the greens, but these were a great balance of interesting variation without getting too Mickey Mouse. Te Arai - South
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