SoCon Locks, M.D.
@SoConLOCKS
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SoCon & Suber Stan Account l Blue Eyes | Coffee Snob | Golf Course Logo Connoisseur | Living in the Golden Age | Brora Golf Club | SoCon Locks™️: 50-30
Joined November 2020
“This is going to be a hilarious burner tweet” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I love when people try to seem “important” on trains/planes. Buddy has been on the same slide for 2 hours
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Buddy is determined that leather gloves are the play. Mind you he is 24 and not my 57 y/o Aunt
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Golf talk: I don't like drinking during my round of g and prefer to enjoy a brew with the fellas at the 19th hole after #purist
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The Stews have no idea im about to clip 1k on the burner
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First day in the new digs. It’s no corner office, but the corner cube will have to suffice
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Alex, I’ll have things you can’t do in NYC after work for 1600, please. Getting fit to get fit.
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Golf talk: I’d much rather walk & carry than take a caddie (even if it were free)
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Since you all wouldn’t stop asking, yes, I only make 1s at top huns
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Always gotta unscrew the heads before traveling. If you haven’t been doing this, you’re welcome.
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I have unfortunately overheard people say “going golfing” several times this morning. The correct term is “going to play golf”.Preesh.
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Chat, how do we feel about people moving to a city post-grad and aggressively adopting the local sports teams?.
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@coldcallsniper Same type of people that think it’s sick telling you that they worked 90hrs this week. Sick bro, i actually like to enjoy my life.
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New Inventory Accounting method just dropped: First in, last out (FILO) 😮💨😮💨
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Need more golf course architect branded burners out there. Some notables still available:.- Tom Doak.- Old Tom Morris.- C.B. Macdonald.- Donald Ross. Deeper cuts:.- C.H. Allison.- Harry Colt.- Willie Park Jr. - Perry Maxwell.
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I have gallons of water up my nose trying to flip turn. Please help
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Patrick Reed earning exemptions into the rest of the majors in ‘25 should not go unnoticed.
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@SperrysandNikes Absolutely nothing wrong with a sleek stature. Maybe we need more of that in an obese America #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #iclockinat148.
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Also, hope you don’t see this in the next 2hrs… things could get a little awkward on this train.
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From the Desk of SoCon Locks:. The scale has tilted too far towards athleisure in the office. I am a big fan of wearing golf shirts & q-zips to the office, but can we please lose the upscale tennis shoes??? . I don’t want to see your cool Nikes, Vejas, or Ons. Put on some loafers.
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Current set up for some winter g. Putter is a scotty obviously
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If you are getting triggered by the pour, you have never been to mcsorleys. It shows.
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and don't say "why not both?" because the 19th hole beer hits harder if you don't crush 6 millers during your round.
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If I have to watch aaron “two gloves” rai on my tv this weekend, there will be problems.
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Always wear a logo when traveling to help others play their little “logo bingo” game. I never do this to flex
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Oh no! There is no button to go down!. Wrong. It’s the penthouse. Only way is down. (12th floor, yeah it’s really not a big deal)
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Dang, I could only find one of me at this muni out west. Surely, you’d understand
Here ya go @guest102321 @wavytop33 .Let’s see it @tarheelpete @ImHogRiderrrr69 @SoConLOCKS @fece_lord
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SoCon Tip of the Day: right as your dishwasher finishes the cycle, hang a towel and close it back up. The steam will be absorbed by the towel and all the dishes will come out dry. You’re welcome.
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WITW:. Wallet: Lambskin tri-fold; acquired in-person at Florence leather market at age 12. CCs: Amex gold, plat, & SkyMiles, bilt. Debits: Chase & 2 HSA cards (identical). Cash: $40 . Misc: Rain check, chipolo, costco, gift card, health card, ID, global entry, key fob, jetstar
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Buddy really wants to go on a golf trip. How do I tell him that we don’t need to take 5 minutes to line up 3 footers?
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That’s it. SoCon can’t take it anymore… see you in September, Scotland.
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C-A-P-S, CAPS! CAPS! CAPS!
Chat, how do we feel about people moving to a city post-grad and aggressively adopting the local sports teams?.
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Why do people choose to live in Arlington over DC?. Do you enjoy chain restaurants, bars with no character, disgusting architecture, and surrounding yourselves with less dynamic people that still act like they are 2nd years in college?.
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They keep saying “SoCon Conference” on the broadcast. We must put a stop to the disrespect.
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I know you all are wondering, “SoCon, have you seen Tracy Wolfson in the airport???”. Why yes, of course I have.
Turner and CBS announced the announcer pairings for the NCAA Tournament
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@JohnGroyp_33 All this photo is missing is a meathead wearing a jordan polo (with fraternity letters), backwards hat (sitting 3 inches above the eyebrow), and him mid pour of his beer.
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Dr. Locks turns 60 today! Anne Hathaway and I have a lot in common… we age like fine wine.
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Is it time to have the conversation about bringing Patrick Reed to Bethpage? I think yes.
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As part of the numerous executive orders signed by Trump, G/Fore hats are now permanently banned.
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Always important to refine you craft across all country club sports
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**your boy goes to the grocery store for the first time**
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Did I just spend $25 on this? Indeed. Soul food is good for the soul
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You all won’t believe me, but I met my wife last night. Will be bookmarking this tweet to share this at my wedding. Thanks.
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@Top100Rick #shrink the game. I hate everything about this rick. Might as well just ride on those motorcycle carts.
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Two. More. Sleeps. SoCon Wednesdays are nearly upon us.
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Capping the night with some prime time Spieth. Can’t beat it with a stick.
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Didn’t think this would ever actually materialize. Date tonight. Excited.
You all won’t believe me, but I met my wife last night. Will be bookmarking this tweet to share this at my wedding. Thanks.
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New to the mid am golf scene and am now learning there are some freaks out there. Boston Golf Club qualy filled up in 3 seconds. Pretty much easier to get a bethpage time.
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