“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success” - Eric Adams

Took a major promotion at the start of this year and it blew up in my face They did not put me in a position to succeed and I’ve been miserable most of the year as a result Decided this week I’m getting out ASAP Luckily my resumé is as good as they come

She lasted 3 months and booked 1 meeting for me New guy is hungry though, we’re gonna crush it together

The most attractive employees you’ll see are the sales department of a Fortune 500 company Half the girls could be part time models

If you swipe up on anything outside NYC, LA, or MIA you’re a certified scrub

"Death and life are in the power of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruits."

Girls have gotten even flakier and less responsive the past few months If you’re too scared of having your ego bruised and act like you “don’t chase” you’ll be left behind Need to be willing to double text, reengage, and act like a pesky salesman At least till they’re hooked

A pretty girl can get me to do things even a drill sergeant couldn’t

Nothing worse than meeting a super cool girl right before Thanksgiving Kills your momentum and have to hope your text game is sharp Praying for all my brothers out there in the same situation 🙏

Sometimes you’ve gotta be corny It works when well timed

Feel like ass today but was such a fun weekend One of those times where things were really flowing Game was hitting, booze was flowing, chicks were laughing Good times but recovery Sunday is much needed

Think the new move is grabbing both number + IG Higher conversion rate if you have a good IG Otherwise you’re a random number This way she can stalk and can remember how good looking you are the next day

Account goes dark on me, they were trying to improve data sharing with their clients Today one of their clients reaches out to me asking how they can share data more effectively with them I mention I had some talks with them and they’ve looped me in with new contacts there lol

Why would you name a girl a guys name like Dylan or Noah She could be the hottest girl in the world but when you say “my girl Dylan” you’ll always sound weird Don’t know what goes through those parents heads

Biggest pet peeve is when someone slacks me “Hi NYC Tech Bro” Like just cut to the chase I’m not responding to that bs

Absolutely nobody more miserable to work with than someone who wears a tie to work when there is no reason to All insecure asf, want too feel powerful, on a total power trip You suck

Everyone says how great it is to be 6’+ But few mention how you spend half the day eating cause your constantly hungry Still will take it any day but eating gets tiring

Few things as overrated as halloween So glad it’s over and we can return to normal

Always a sign you’re doing well when all the people you work with are much older than you Ascend the ranks quick while you’re young and make people wonder how you’ve done it

Had a call with an IT guy from Mississippi this morning Reminded me how blessed I am When your world is that small, your perspective is too NYC comes with its own challenges but I’ll take those any day