LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE 2025 MLB GOAT WHALE 🐐🐳. STRAP IN FOR THE CINEMA 🍿🎥

Shedeur 1st pass to be complete -175 🪝❌.

I’m already itching to aura farm on the floor.

tell mike there’s no safe word for this one.

FOR THE 3RD TIME IN ONE WEEK. IF THIS HITS IM OFFICIALLY HIM. 🫡💼

RT @PremierLacrosse: IT'S NOW OR NEVER 😤🚨. It's simple for California and Boston: win and you're in the playoffs. 👀. @PLLRedwoods VS. @PLLC….

no bookit streams today gotta lab up the old fashioned way

i’m fuckimg itching to get into a bowman break rn.

yall think I can do it for the 3rd time this week?👀

🚨DROPPING NEXT WEEK🚨. A behind the scenes edit of me at the Celebrity Poker Tournament and stealing all of @NickAntonyan’s chips. Can’t wait for yall to see this shit. 💀

Imagine hitting 111MPH exit velos at 18 years old. 💀. Jesus Madé is fucking goated.

I’ve been getting blamed for plays losing for years. For once i’d like to take this time to blame all of twitter for putting kyle stowers in my fucking face all day and influencing me to put him in my slip.

MIKE HAD HIS FUCKIN WAY WITH IT. BAAANNNGGGG!!!!!

Could be goated

Logan already chalked gg💔.

I make one comment on the app man💀😭

I can’t fucking wait for this shit

A’s were oxygen. We move.

Spoon feeding yall a 4 man whale for tonight’s moose shit slate. (didn’t know Fannon was tomorrow but let’s just hope we get there.💀)