Tweeth Mitchell
@tweeth_mitchell
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Keith Mitchell appreciator / President, #visorgang USA / Founder & CVO @thetakesmen / Bolingbrook Individual Champion 2024
St Augustine, FL
Joined May 2009
RT @NoLayingUp: Never done hard drugs but I have watched Grace Kim play the 18th hole at the Evian.
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Top 20 in/out:. Still in it: Rory, Penge, Knapp, Sepp, Nick T, Yu, Harris, YTK, CBez, Perez, Scheffler, Nicolai Hoj, Schmid, Rozner. Out: Don Gotty, Wyndham, Fitz, Hall, Ludvig, Novak, Xander, Hovland, Reitan.
Top 20 in/out:. Still in it: Penge, Matti Schmid, Nick Taylor, Cashmere Keith, Rory, Sepp, Jake Knapp, Vic Perez, Rozner, Yu, McCarty, Yannik Paul. Out: Chris Gotterup, Harry Hall, Matt Fitz, Ludvig, Harman, Xander, Ale Del Rey, Andy Sullivan.
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What I like about this vid is we get a somewhat detailed artist rendering of Rory's ass cheeks. They either ran out of cash after they drew the hat and couldn't afford pants, or (I hope it's this) tried it with pants and were like "nah go back to the ass view, it's way better.".
Rory’s Shallowing Move, Does Yours Look Like This 👍💪🔥
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I would straight up quit the group chat over half of these.
If your boys group chat is talking about at least 4 of these things, you’re in good company:. >Being pumped for college football.>Taking a high-payoff career risk.>8am weekend tee times.>Upcoming IPOs .>How terrible Zohran Mamdani is.>Grok 4 and AGI/superintelligence .>Meeting up.
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:. After a brief dalliance with Jonny Pops, I have returned to the actual 🐐 popsicle. #outshinegang #pineapplegang
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The idea of 500+ open tabs made me physically ill.
I asked my wife why she was in private browsing mode on her phone and she explained that Safari only allows 500 tabs in regular mode so she had to switch. You think you know a person.
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My extremely unpopular opinion is you are allowed to have both pets and children without meeting some online weirdo's economic purity test for whether you're wealthy enough to deserve them and the mere existence of this opinion is a failure of society to properly defend itself.
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What.
Extremely unpopular opinion today but if you are gonna have a pet you should always have AT LEAST ten grand set aside for them at all times in case of serious emergency.
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Imagine not putting this guy in the hall of fame smh.
July 12, 1985 | Phillies at Braves. “Pandemonium reigns! Murphy just hit a three-run homer! Atlanta wins it 7-4!” - Ernie Johnson, Sr.
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Top 20 in/out:. Still in it: Penge, Matti Schmid, Nick Taylor, Cashmere Keith, Rory, Sepp, Jake Knapp, Vic Perez, Rozner, Yu, McCarty, Yannik Paul. Out: Chris Gotterup, Harry Hall, Matt Fitz, Ludvig, Harman, Xander, Ale Del Rey, Andy Sullivan.
If you start on #10 at Renaissance and don't birdie it, you're out of the tournament. Just a fact.
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RT @citehchris: dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. the best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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RT @BlairjWheeler: Golf Channel airing Big Break reruns instead of the Scottish Open is like skipping your kid’s recital to watch home vide….
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Forensic analysts breaking down the Epstein video edit.
@PepperellEddie Many episodes… No. “The Sand” incident- An expert forensic videographer broke that down. Altered footage from a copy of LIVE broadcast…from his actual shot to the shot shown in replays- basically DIGITALLY ALTERED to publicly smear and cause damages to PREED.
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Can't wait to see this one on the DVR.
I’m gonna watch JT missing that short par putt on 18 to miss the cut at least 10 times today.
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