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@tinycans

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im a perfect princess //// mutuals: @bigcannots ///// ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 ///// i bury hatchets but i keep maps of where i put 'em

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@tinycans
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Looking for Eras Tour tickets, any USA show or Toronto!!! Only use PayPal G&S. (Unless I actually know you.) If you try to scam me I'll post it to my TL and get your account banned. #ErasTourtickets #TaylorSwift #ErasTourMiami #ErasTourNewOrleans #ErasTourIndy #ErasTourToronto
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“Hey some weird guy who’s never legally touched a woman is using your picture on his Twitter account”
@Alphafox78
AlphaFo𝕏
10 months
What do you want to tell her?
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11 months
Let's go further - the girl interviewing Dasha recanted her time with the far right and described it as being indoctrinated in a cult, and is now a hot cosplayer with an Onlyfans who is very much on the left
@SilentHillMead
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If you told me 7 years ago this chick was going to go far right and win an Emmy I'd have believed you because we live in a Hell dimension where the most insane outcome of any person's trajectory is the most likely
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[2016] DASHA: ummm, i just think people should have healthcare? ASHTON: they're eating RATS in Venezuela!! [2023] DASHA: ummmm, are we even sure that trans people are like, human? ASHTON: labor should not suffer for the ruling class to increase profit margins!
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@SHillmeadery not entirely convinced there wasn't some sort of consciousness transfer during this interview
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buddy I’ve got some bad news about the ancient Greeks
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Netflix made a new documentary about Alexander The Great. Within the first 8 minutes, they turned him gay.
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too bad Isabella Moody got banned for posting a video of her baby saying the n-word. in unrelated news, here's a video of Isabella offering up her unborn child as a sex toy to a middle aged man.
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@tinycans
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its so funny how literally every man on here who waxes philosphical about how we need "a return to traditional values" or whatever just wants a society that will let him have sex with young teen girls
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I cannot get enough of Swifties getting mad about football.
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new entry in the pantheon of "best community notes ever"
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i was grinning like i'm winning, i was hitting my marks
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me when I see a hot girl at the protest
@RealAlexJones
Alex Jones
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9 months
its so funny how literally every man on here who waxes philosphical about how we need "a return to traditional values" or whatever just wants a society that will let him have sex with young teen girls
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@Whatapityonyou This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
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crying as i decorate the guillotine with friendship bracelets and "13" stickers
@TheSwiftSociety
The Swift Society
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💰| Taylor Swift joins Forbes Billionaire List
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I am cash flow positive when you don’t include my student loans and my rent and my bills and my credit card debt and every other thing I have to pay for
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@thebiggestyee give him a bunch of hard seltzers and tell him that's what boys like to drink now
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religious guy mad that he’s horny for Kim Petras
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7 months
I’m sorry but right-wing guys being afraid to express attraction to any woman because they’re afraid she might be trans is the funniest shit
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@notsofiacoppola okay im not "steve" but how dare you, let me and steve dream a little
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5 months
looks like someone’s lesbian aunt playing paintball
@ThisIsKyleR
Kyle Rittenhouse
5 months
I was exhausted after training all day! More training this week!
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10 months
this isn't the yassification of anything, it's a bunch of OF girlies doing bait engagement on tiktok
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@foconut_ yeah im not totally clear on that but at the very least she posts like, Pride month cosplay stuff lol
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9 months
wow cute pic did you guys take this before or after you wrote letters to the judge asking for leniency for your rapist pal Danny Masterson?
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Mila Kunis
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I’m sorry but “asserting my super straight masculinity by talking nonstop about how I find girls gross” will always be the funniest genre of twitter to me
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6 months
Ian have you ever felt the embrace of a woman
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
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Manchester nightlife. Why do so many young women do this to themselves?
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@InternetHippo It’s going to be extremely funny when he dies at like age 51 because he’s in a portopotty that tips over and traps him or whatever
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Country music (then): Im gonna play a concert at the prison because i empathize with people suffering from our unfair justice system Country music (now): Here's my new single, "Sucking Off The Cops (I Do It For the Red White and Blue)"
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@NILES100 I believe the technical term is “fleeing”.
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wait there were 376 COPS?????? and they couldn’t stop ONE FUCKING GUY???? lmao fuck defunding the police fucking liquidate them
@JeremySWallace
Jeremy Wallace
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I can't believe I'm saying this. But, Uvalde was even worse than we've been told. We knew about the 376 cops on the scene who did not go into the class for 77 mins. Assoc Attorney Gen Gupta today said the "pain, failures & missteps" did not end when they finally went in.
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every single RETVRN/tradwife guy on here would chug a gallon of seed oil and let you inject them with 1000 vaccines if it meant they were assigned a 13 year old child bride
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big reputation, big reputation
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@halomancer1 Elon Musk: what if AI was a timid dork with a lame sense of humor but also it would say the n-word with a hard “r”??? Guy who pays for a blue check: [orgasms] epic lulz sir
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my culture is not your costume
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@SarahAJCleary They used to force-feed their child stars amphetamines during the day so they could roll film for 16 hours
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i love all these articles about how 55 year old men on dating apps are upset that all the 28 year olds they want to message have things like "FREE PALESTINE" in their bios lmao
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ladies, there's nothing wrong with you if you want to be a Juliard-trained ballerina who also happens to own a stove that costs $20k and sells sourdough kits for 90 bucks through the online store for her farm that she promotes to her 6m followers on Instagram
@AlpacaAurelius
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
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ladies, theres nothing wrong with you if you want this over becoming a partner at a law firm
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ian you look like this:
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@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
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Using AI to fix broken, damaged people.
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@TrueAnonPod @lib_crusher also I’m sorry but being a grown ass man and calling yourself “Destiny”, you better sing r&b
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theres this OF girl on here who i have the biggest crush on and she has no idea i exist and this is why i respect all reply guys
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Instagram is wild because there’s no nudity allowed and they ban sex workers but my 16 year old cousin posted a pic of her at the beach and a middle aged man commented “mmmmm teen toes” almost immediately
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The IDF just murdered a group of EU aid workers, from a nonprofit founded by an American celebrity chef, who were providing food to starving people in Gaza. The United States is responding by sending Israel more fighter planes and bombs.
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it’s wild how the thrift shop guy is easily the biggest and most outspoken musician on this issue
@macklemore
Macklemore
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HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Republicans against Trump
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Lindsey Graham: “If you come to my house, you'll find Chick-fil-A bags all over the floor.”
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@ginagemeni It’s not a hit tweet, people are dunking on you relentlessly for not understanding that Pugh is basically the exact same age as the woman she is portraying on screen
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It’s so funny how their number one grievance is that it’s harder to jerk off to video games now
@manofbert
Chris Bertman
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I’m so fucking sick of liberals
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@kenklippenstein wow ok some of us joined specifically because we were itching for more zingers from Wendy's
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these numbers are for **all time** just fyi. In other words, Israel has suffered fewer casualties in its entire history than it has inflicted on Palestine in the span of a few months.
@Israel
Israel ישראל
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Please join us for two minutes of silence for the 25,040 fallen Israeli soldiers and 5,100 victims of terror. Today and always they are in our hearts May their memory be a blessing.
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@MasculineTakes Remember, they can always tell
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Not just dudes.
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dudes will destroy their lives over a girl who looks like this
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@RespectfulMemes get ready for the replies to be full of a lot of men who are suddenly very interested in the sanctity of women's sports
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men are like this with their own daughters but the exact opposite with everyone else’s
@ThebestFigen
The Best
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This contract is every daughter's father's dream. 😂
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@CantEverDie her fiance left her for exactly this reason
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@oncloud_e “Wear these pants that make it look like you have a penis because nobody has ever committed violence on a trans woman!”
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Hey while you’re here I’m hot and funny so you might as well follow me
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the fact that anyone cares that she's a cam girl is wretched but i legit LOL'd at "porn person"
@TMZ
TMZ
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A woman running for a coveted Virginia House seat has been exposed as a porn person...
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fellas is it gay to date an incredibly hot woman
@OwenBenjamin
Owen Benjamin 🐻
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Why would a rich famous guy marry a 34 year old woman? If you started immediately you MIGHT be able to have two kids. And she’s publicly had sex with a ton of guys. Despite her wealth she’s very low quality for any successful male. Just seems weird and almost like he’s a gay guy.
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This is how I found out Matthew Perry died.
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fuck it we ball
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welcome to all the hundreds of new people who followed me because of my butt who will eventually unfollow due to my regular posts
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@NILES100 Legit choked on my wine at this.
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@Eve6 new goal: make ppl so mad they make threads full of pics of me looking hot as hell
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i think that bad things are bad no matter which political party is doing them
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being a good Patriot means sending your kid to school looking like this so the football team can take turns dunking his head in the toilet
@MattWallace888
Matt Wallace
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The kid who went viral for wearing an American flag to school was forced by teachers to take it off. Instead of backing down... he did this the next day!
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@zukosmadre men will literally make a 17 tweet long thread about the hot girl they're mad at instead of going to therapy
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@oncloud_e i also support replacing war with HRT for all the troops
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not beating the 'its a pool day' allegations
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Maybe you should have tried beating any of the 16 women in front of you
@TheFP
The Free Press
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Collegiate athlete Réka György talks about being cheated out of an All-American title in the 500-yard freestyle because Lia Thomas competed in the category. “Watching that last heat of the 500 freestyle and seeing my name as 17th... I broke down.” Today she joins 15 current and
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@bocxtop yeah basically. they're also trying to make this a BLM/defund the police issue which is wild because NYC's cops are entirely militarized and have a bigger budget than many country's GDP so maybe more cops isn't the answer after all
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@kenklippenstein imagine looking like this and thinking you have the right to criticize anyone's appearance
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if you need me ill be watching this for the rest of my life
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6 months
Counterpoint:
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Aaron Sibarium
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Tweeting your delight at an old man’s death won’t win you converts or repulse potential allies—at least not on a large enough scale to matter. It will, however, make you a worse person, which is why you shouldn’t do it.
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happy place.
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funniest thing on Twitter right now is this TERF who found a bunch of women's underwear in her husband's bag and thinks they're "trophies" because she can't comprehend that he wears them himself
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everytime some tiresome man posts something like this you just know he couldn't do a single pull-up
@uniqueepere
𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗘 🧛🏽‍♂️
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How do men find these kind of girls hot? i feel like if you find this attractive you're a lil gay
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@The_sigma_fem Won’t lie I laughed out loud
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