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Clearly dirty millennial, Aspiring D-list comedian I Writer @RedState I Words: @TimcastNews, @SCNRNews, @DailyCaller, @ctfdn_official.

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We are so back
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RT @manofbert: Imagine preferring Taylor Swift or some other crap over this
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RT @manofbert: We are so back
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Hear me out
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My chiropractor cracks me up.
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Imagine preferring Taylor Swift or some other crap over this
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RT @manofbert: Why would I DM that you're retarded when I could say it publicly?.
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Who actually sits like this?
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Half your age + 7.
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That's an age gap of 6-7 years. Assuming both parties are of legal age, how much of an age gap is too much?
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Why would I DM that you're retarded when I could say it publicly?.
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@manofbert @RedState If u've got more to say take it to the DMs let's see if there's substance behin the slogan.
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RT @manofbert: Had some woman offer us diapers while the wife, baby and I took a walk around the block. Bitch, how’d you know we was poor….
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RT @manofbert: The baby scientific method:. - Observe. - Grab. -Shove in mouth.
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Had some woman offer us diapers while the wife, baby and I took a walk around the block. Bitch, how’d you know we was poor 😭.
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RT @Awk20000: Stavros clocks Hasan’s Peter Pan Syndrome. “I’ve seen your big a*s pants. chain link bs. you know what you’re doing. gonna pr….
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RT @manofbert: I got on a bike for the first time since I was about 15. My ass hurts more than my legs.
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The baby scientific method:. - Observe. - Grab. -Shove in mouth.
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Very odd take.
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BREAKING: Epstein-Maxwell case comes in pretty close to zero on the list of American priorities, according to ‘the polls,’ says Ben Shapiro.
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"My bosses will never know," she said during a live broadcast, which her bosses watch.
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Alyssa Farah Griffin reveals she’s broken down in tears multiple times from stress as lone conservative on ‘The View’
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.@GPrime85 Mayor Bass’ smile is perfect for a sketch.
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Generation Y cause we’re always asking Y the fuck did the boomers fuck us so hard
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I got on a bike for the first time since I was about 15. My ass hurts more than my legs.
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