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@Whatapityonyou
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If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.
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@Whatapityonyou
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Well I don’t see the bears gloating over a woman dying so…
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@Whatapityonyou
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He did. From his workers.
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@Whatapityonyou
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Holy shit I almost forgot about that time Ben Shapiro tried to own dogs
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@Whatapityonyou
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Lmao you’re not the 1% buddy
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@Whatapityonyou
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I can’t stop laughing at this wtf
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@Whatapityonyou
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How could this be happening
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@Whatapityonyou
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I see “Millenials Aren’t Having Babies” is making the rounds again. To sum it up: our planet is dying, no one is getting paid enough, there’s not adequate maternity leave, no one can afford hospital bills, most of us can’t afford a house—like what did you think would happen?
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@Whatapityonyou
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The Onion has had it lmao
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@Whatapityonyou
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Honestly I’m not really freaked out by the ufo sightings, like what are they going to do, take over and make everyone work themselves to death? Not give us healthcare again? Make the planet unlivable? Been there done that.
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@Whatapityonyou
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God this is bleak
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@Whatapityonyou
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The desperation brand
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@Whatapityonyou
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5 years
A Bernie volunteer just called me and asked if I was voting for warren and when I said yes they asked me if my refrigerator was running and I told them it was and they said “better go catch it!” and hung up on me. I’m shaking and crying rn.
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@Whatapityonyou
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2 years
This is absolutely insane.
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
I would argue that wishing a fascist a speedy recovery is actually NOT the moral high ground
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that we had someone running for President that was like “we need healthcare for all and a living wage and affordable drug prescriptions and to combat climate change” and die hard liberals were like “um this is sexist”
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
*eye starts twitching uncontrollably*
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
They’re quite literally supposed to be working for us.
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@Whatapityonyou
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Privileged Liberals are already going into hibernation for the next four years.
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@Whatapityonyou
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
What a fucking baby lmao
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
I know exactly how Chrissy Teigan feels, one time in my twenties my bank account overdrafted by .03 cents and I ended up paying $125 in overdraft fees.
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@Whatapityonyou
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5 years
For someone who hates socialism Bloomberg sure loves getting publicly owned #DemDebate
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@Whatapityonyou
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1 year
This is actually happening
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 years
I love when the Starbucks economists log on
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
Cool country we’ve got here
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@Whatapityonyou
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@Whatapityonyou
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This is so fucking funny
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 years
This is literally happening under capitalism
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
Biden Klobuchar ticket as a sandwich
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@Whatapityonyou
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8 months
RIP to this guy
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BREAKING: Elon Musk said that the first human patient has received a brain implant from his startup Neuralink
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@Whatapityonyou
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2 years
So “defund the police” was way too extreme but the police going around murdering people in cold blood year after year is what?
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@Whatapityonyou
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1 year
This is so embarrassing lol
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@Whatapityonyou
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YOU DON’T EVEN LIVE HERE
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@Whatapityonyou
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The people of France would literally eat him alive
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@Whatapityonyou
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5 months
Seeing way too much “college kids are out of control” and not enough “they’ve uncovered multiple civilian mass graves in Palestine”
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@Whatapityonyou
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I love that Pete Buttigieg was like “we can’t have free college because rich people might take advantage!” And then turned right around and was like “let’s tax poor people for mileage to their jobs!”
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@Whatapityonyou
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How are they all this stupid?
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@Whatapityonyou
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Raise your hand if you’re still voting for Bernie ✋
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 years
The Right: stop indoctrinating our children!!!! Also the Right:
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@Whatapityonyou
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5 years
White liberals stop doing this challenge
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@Whatapityonyou
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2 years
Seems like every time the right is faced with an actual groomer they find a way to support and defend them.
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
This is good actually and military spending should be cut.
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
Lmfao conservatives have zero understanding of politics and it shows.
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
I cannot stop laughing at this public schedule they released
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@Whatapityonyou
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2 years
This is still one of the funniest exchanges on this site. Just absolutely wrecked multiple times.
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@Whatapityonyou
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2 years
Soooo close to getting it
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@Whatapityonyou
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1 year
A 52 year old adult man: (giggling) 420. 69. s3xy. (giggling and blushing) Balls!
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@Whatapityonyou
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Um is Twitter going to do anything about this or nah? This is clearly inciting violence and all these replies are completely unhinged
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@Whatapityonyou
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Lmfaooo
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 years
Damn can’t believe Bernie made it illegal for a woman to be president
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 years
I’ve never seen anyone get as butt hurt as a billionaire being asked to pay their fair share of taxes
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@Whatapityonyou
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5 months
Boy do I have news for you
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
Feeding people is violence to me
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
If your party can’t even accept mild criticism because the other party will win that’s a huge red flag.
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@Whatapityonyou
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Democrats are going to take a long hard look at all this and decide Medicare for all isn’t possible
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@Whatapityonyou
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Oh no they lost the coveted Ben Shapiro vote
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@Whatapityonyou
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Was there a pedestrian on the moon
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Out-of-control SpaceX rocket on collision course with the moon
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@Whatapityonyou
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“I’d vote for Biden even if he was comatose!” ok see, that’s actually the problem.
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 months
The most pathetic man alive
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@Whatapityonyou
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This is feminism to me
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@Whatapityonyou
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When Ren and Stimpy suddenly does the super detailed gross close up
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
I don’t see the problem.
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@Whatapityonyou
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The science president everybody
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@Whatapityonyou
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He does what now
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Lmao this is so sad
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@Whatapityonyou
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Me: I’ll apply to this job really quick The job: set up an account, attach a resume, fill out this application where you refill in all the information from your resume, list three references, write a cover letter, answer these five essay questions, take a skill assessme
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@Whatapityonyou
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Raise your hand if you’re never ever voting for Bloomberg ✋
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@Whatapityonyou
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Is he…is he trying to flirt???
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@Whatapityonyou
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“I don’t like being told what to do but also I’m telling you what to do”
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@Whatapityonyou
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Also what is with the arts degrees hate? Art is good. We should have lots of it.
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God this is so satisfying
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@Whatapityonyou
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I love when my doctor writes prescriptions in comic sans
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@Whatapityonyou
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Bernie holding roundtables and live streams during coronavirus: -boring -who cares -drop out already Biden hiding from the public for a week: -presidential -so brave -the unity candidate
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@Whatapityonyou
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1 month
Great jokes guys! Doesn’t seem desperate at all!
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@Whatapityonyou
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Men, is it gay to feel loved?
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@Whatapityonyou
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This guy just constantly getting wrecked by his own polls is my new favorite account on twitter
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@Whatapityonyou
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I’m sorry but this is so fucking funny
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@Whatapityonyou
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4 years
Truly inspiring stuff here.
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Biden on if he can reach Trump's base: "Probably not"
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@Whatapityonyou
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Here let me help everyone out: Donald Trump and Bill Clinton are BOTH bad. You’re welcome.
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@Whatapityonyou
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I am in tears
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@Whatapityonyou
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5 years
I tried to vote for Hillary in 2016 but Susan Sarandon painted a tunnel into a wall and I ran into it.
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These are the kinds of people Elon is left with for legal advice.
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@Whatapityonyou
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3 years
Let’s try that again
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Always thankful for The Onion lmao
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@Whatapityonyou
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“But the President can’t do anything!” Oh cool! Great! Wtf is the point then
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Imagine a world where instead of policing how poor people spend their minuscule amount of money we started demanding rich people pay their taxes and give their employees a living wage.
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@Whatapityonyou
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Yeah ok buddy.
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@Whatapityonyou
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The President doesn’t need “memory” to do his job, he’s not a flippin’ computer.
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“DO U ALSO LIKE SHOPPING AND UR PERIOD?!!!1” “OMG GIRL 💕 YES” *audience slow claps*
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Lmfao
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How is Ms. Rachel doing more for children in Gaza than the president
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Democrats sinking to newer and newer lows on here
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@Whatapityonyou
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🧐
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@Whatapityonyou
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Cool how everyone got upset because Bernie “yelled too much” and now we’re in the middle of a pandemic and dealing with police brutality and unaffordable healthcare and the Democratic nominee is just sitting it all out. We needed someone to yell.
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Let me stop you right there
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