Garthmasterr
@thegarrett
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proudly gay but it doesn’t define who I am lol just kidding yes it does. I love soup. I’m not 6’7”
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This gay site is a revolving fucking door with these two tweets
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Here’s how to fold a fitted sheet...
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@RealEricBruno
@GavinNewsom
That's kind of what happens when you listen to doctors and epidemiologists instead of letting your ego drive decisions. Try and keep up.
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I promise you, we don't need a pic of you at the gym with the caption "back at it".
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What’s the sexiest thing your partner has said to you recently? Mine is “Are we going to have sex or can I put my Invisalign in?”
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It's insane that not only did this not win, but that Valentina went home for this.
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Making accidental dumb bear face I promise to be better, but feeling this haircut.
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I don’t wanna see your cock holding up anything unless it’s the ECONOMY
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Anna Faris could do Star Lord, but Chris Pr*tt couldn’t do House Bunny
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Disney gays were playing the long game... unbelievable
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Lol there is no way Shea Coulee isn’t mopping the floor with these bitches unless the thing that always happens, happens.
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If one more fucking person brings up the fucking tiger fucking king in a fucking zoom meeting i'm going to fucking lose my absolute shit. watch ANY other show. fuck.
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@SydneyBattle
I just...can't imagine a scenario where this rumor was circulating about me and I didn't lean into it. What a GIFT
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Hilaria's ex husband, El Generalissimo, has stayed surprisingly silent about what's going on...
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Call me opinionated, but I think insinuating that you'd fuck your biological son is weird.
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I hate nascar with every fiber of my being..................................................................................................................unless?
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@offbeatorbit
Women famously enjoy gay male porn. Like who does he think is running these challengers fan accounts?
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Filed for unemployment and they literally asked for a selfie 🥴
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Anyone interested in a generic white guy with a mustache who can’t engage his left quad according to his surgeon’s guidance? Lmk!
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Ok so...the thing about this is you should have agreed to this 6 years ago.
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@JohnCujo
If a man puts his face that close to what I’m cooking he’s getting scalded. Get real
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Lol holy shit I’ve had this little asshole for 8 whole years.
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@pulpy_fiction
I tried to get back into it recently and the youtube videos are mind-blowing. the girls are out here making masterpieces
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Just saw a gay traveling to Mexico who blamed the LOCALS for spreading coronavirus. The mental gymnastics. Unbelievable.
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Guys I’m so worried for my husbands health. It appears that it would literally kill him to put things away where they belong. Please keep him in your prayers. 😢🙏🏻
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"Sis let's get you that vaccine so you can finish the Sour Candy video, America needs to heal"
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Fuck YES!!! Just found out I’m in the next vaccine group!!!! Crying
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Leaning into being an earring gay again. Pray for me and my family (my huge earlobes)
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Yes and I consider any “clever” twists on MAGA hate-adjacent. Your “Make America Gay Again” hat sucks
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Ted Cruz flying to Mexico while the rest of us are in a national crisis is something the gays can finally relate to!
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An absolutely incredible crowd today at Mission High School. All organized by young people.
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@SergeantPup
I can't wait to fly to Georgia to get a tattoo for a throuple i've been in for 2 weeks.
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Look, all i'm saying is that we should at least think about it.
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God I feel like SUCH a disgusting slob until I get a haircut and trim my beard.
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Him: "Next time less teeth..."
Me: "I think you mean 'fewer' 😏"
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It’s worth mentioning that I had this poster in my bedroom in high school and I tried to pass it off like I was...straight?
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Why go out to a gay bar when I have all the unbridled contempt I need right here at home
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This guy is truly one of the worst people to walk this planet.
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Obsessed with this room now. Gonna have so many full-throated-arguments with my friends around this table 🥲
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It's called QuaranTINA for a reason, Phil!
People are fucking dying left and right and the gays are having full on house parties on a Monday night in NYC. JAIL
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omg I thought I was SO HOT when I got my braces off my sophomore year of college lol
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I’m ready to discuss how hot Ben Napier from Home Town is....
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Quarantine day: 30(?)
I have cleaned my house approximately 732 times.
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I am once again reminding you that - when someone you don’t like goes to prison - jokes about gay sex are still not funny.
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@marxistmariah
"Love forces you to tattoo your lovers name and your rank in the relationship on your chest"
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You’re telling me I could’ve gotten paid by the Saudis to be mean to people online this whole time...?
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Guys it’s ok to use pre-quarantine nudes when boys ask for them. We can give each other space for that.
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I was a fancy little bitch huh
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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