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John Sterne

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John Sterne
1 year
Take a bow Steven Sessegnon. #cafc
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4 months
@Davolaar Have you ever watched a football match before? I’m a neutral so I have no skin in the game but doing that when you’re already on a yellow is beyond daft.
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6 years
@hstanley_ @SkyNewsBreak I’m sure the ladies that happily do this to earn a living will be over the moon.
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7 years
@VictoriaLIVE Might be an idea to ask actual boys what they think. You might be surprised.
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John Sterne
4 years
@olatoxx YOU DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS SATIRE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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John Sterne
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@Craig__1998 Bang average player but played hundreds of matches in the best league in the world.
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7 years
@FakeNewsByIan @PrisonPlanet Not to also play devils but has Paul got multi millions and a mansion?
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7 years
@mot19997 @FakeNewsByIan @PrisonPlanet He's also not a rich person spouting off but doing fuck all.
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4 years
@TitaniaMcGrath @stonewalluk I notice they've prevented replies.
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John Sterne
7 years
@CAFCofficial Being owned by Roland and run by Katrien is more than not welcome.
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John Sterne
3 months
@10woz_ I went to an away rave and there was someone in my seat!
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1 year
@fesshole It’s my 50th this year, my wife knows full well that if she organised a surprise party I will walk out of it.
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3 months
The difference to a Charlton fan’s mental wellbeing the morning after a win is not possible to measure. #cafc
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7 years
@SpecialKBrook Too busy wanking on Skype Kell.
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11 months
@HeinzUK @NoContextBrits Cold sauce on hot food? No
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5 years
@MrAndyNgo @ExtinctionR That truck sounds like it’s pumping out an awful lot of pollution.
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6 years
@KuganCassius Get Don Kalle Sauerland in there, no drug testing though.
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4 years
@veIvetbuzzsaw @glittery90sliam The man that played to a quarter of a million people over two days that’s who.
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4 years
@_DHOTYA Are you operating a golden buzzer system like Britain's got talent? This deserves to go straight to the final.
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John Sterne
6 months
@MatchroomBoxing @KatieTaylor Maybe have a third fight, hold it in KT’s actual back garden, her Dad as ref, her Mum and two Aunties as the judges and Cameron with one hand tied behind her back.
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John Sterne
5 years
@FootyAccums Lee Bowyer was second top scorer in 2001, had he scored a couple more should he have won the ballon d'or? you whopper.
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8 years
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8 years
@England @GarethSouthgate @FIFAWorldCup Let's not give Deeny a chance eh.
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John Sterne
5 years
@ngaio420 @rickygervais @EmmaleaT Not everyone to the right of Bernie is a Nazi you know.
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John Sterne
1 year
@DgravyDan @MKDonsFC They’re not Dons though are they.
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John Sterne
8 years
@Tyson_Fury Can't read a fucking word of that Tyson.
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John Sterne
4 months
@billydyson_ She took a low after then encouraged the guy next to do the same, I celebrated when they lost.
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John Sterne
4 years
@LouisMend Lol at Taylor
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4 years
@Baddiel @RebeccaFront But she's the sort of person who blocks a supposed friend on social media because she doesn't agree with their views? Ok, got it.
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3 years
@nocontextfm1 He’s no finished, he’s only 23.
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John Sterne
4 years
@NatGeo @mei_ling MLK marched peacefully
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5 years
@LiamMKD @FootyAccums What, Milton Keynes stolen football club franchise bastards FC?
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John Sterne
5 months
@Ramma_____ As a Charlton fan I was at the match at St James Park Jan 1992 (we came back from 3-0 down to win 4-3) and there were less than 16,000 there. Big support my arse.
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John Sterne
4 years
@emilyhewertson Or those that went to live in the sun in Spain and now shit's hit the fan are suddenly wanting to come back.
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John Sterne
5 years
@marchaynes Was in a pub in Blackheath when sky 3D was launched. Fella walking away from the bar with a glass in one hand and bottle in other suddenly realised he'd left his 3D glasses on his head. Reached up to pull them down and poured cider all over himself.
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John Sterne
1 month
@j_Amufc Better having a half full stadium with locals than a full one with glory hunting cockneys.
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John Sterne
7 months
@FennieBee @fesshole You read that and blamed him?
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John Sterne
4 years
@FootyAccums Most other leaguea throughout Europe have decided this virus is more important than football but the premier league...... No wonder other countries dislike us.
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John Sterne
8 years
@ThirtySecFights I'd have kicked the cunt in the head to get him off. Nasty fucker.
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John Sterne
4 years
@SkySports Once again Sky thinking that people only support premier league teams.
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John Sterne
4 years
@VirtualPride20 What a great way to be inclusive, getting an event cancelled because someone liked a social media post in support of Brexit. Jeez.
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John Sterne
1 year
@RealTomWilcox @LanaLokteff You saw this clip and her comment and this was your go to response Tom? Strange man.
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John Sterne
3 months
@fesshole Started a new job nearly twenty years ago, first day the lad I was put with made a point of telling me all his dodges. He got sacked for allegedly taking the company van on a booze cruise to Calais and filling the tank whilst there.
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6 years
@NuovaRealta @Grayeyounge @PursueArete @510oscar510 @gifdsports There can be no other explanation other than he's a cyborg.
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John Sterne
5 months
Today’s mood #cafc
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John Sterne
4 years
@Ioniiums @selina616 @SkyNews Say no to racism isn't a Marxist organisation that wants to defund the police.
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John Sterne
8 years
@mrdavidhaye No good kissing his arse now , probably won't fight you after your previous pull outs.
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John Sterne
5 years
@JohnHannam69 @prodnose NME journos always thought their opinion was gospel, that’s probably part of the reason it no longer exists.
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John Sterne
6 years
@BroadcastMoose I feel sorry for the West Ham fans that were fed a false dream and taken away from the place they called home when they didn’t want to. Not so bothered about the ones that prefer the Olympic stadium for the free food they get.
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John Sterne
4 years
@davidhepworth Embarrassed to admit that I didn't get why Cupid Stunt was called that until some years later.
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John Sterne
10 months
@andrewschulz Sikhs are the most peaceful folks, until you fuck with them.
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2 months
@ediz1975 Driver was desperate to fight back but didn’t want to lose his job, what a horrible position to be put in.
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John Sterne
4 years
@JasonHazeley @karl1953howman I saw what Cummings did and didn't for one second think that his selfish behaviour gave me carte blanche to not give two tosses about the expert advice given previously and since.
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John Sterne
4 years
@MRJpublications @MichelleDewbs Nah, they're dishing out warnings for people's hurty feelings over something said on the internet.
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John Sterne
5 years
@gfficom @FootyAccums So nothing to do with there being more chance of playing in major tournaments then no?
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John Sterne
7 years
@matias_grez On a similar note I'd love to live in Madrid so putting two and two together I'd like to announce my 5 year deal with Real.
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John Sterne
4 years
@memorialdevice @roader71 When we were kids my Mum was cutting up some leftover meat and sliced through her finger. We got packed off round the corner and while she was at the hospital the left on chip pan caught fire and burnt the kitchen down!
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John Sterne
8 years
@iAmShakka How many stabbing at Glastonbury?
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John Sterne
8 years
@Reverend_Makers @GaryLineker Let's hope he doesn't shit in them again.
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John Sterne
1 year
@TonyBellew I’ll tell you what’s strange, grown adults not realising these are all staged.
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John Sterne
4 years
@thedsggroup @emilyhewertson Maybe I'm incorrect but it's like she's saying that when we clapped before for the NHS it was only for the indigenous white workers. I wish she'd stop trying to cause division where there really isn't any, strange woman.
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John Sterne
4 years
@Trollmupp @ZubyMusic Got to keep Greta happy.
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John Sterne
8 years
@TonyBellew But you were happy enough to go on @talkSPORT which is owned by Murdoch?
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John Sterne
4 years
@_DHOTYA He's seeking a free pass for this as he was out shopping for his disabled Mum who hasn't been out for 5 weeks.
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4 months
@CAFCofficial Unless it’s to offer his resignation then switch the feed off. He has to go.
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John Sterne
6 years
@PrisonPlanet JK Rowling’s opinions
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John Sterne
5 years
@38_degrees I tell you what would help the NHS, getting all the millions and millions owed to them from overseas visitors .
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John Sterne
8 years
@FootyAccums Not the worst thing MK Dons have done. Nowhere near as bad as stealing an entire football club.
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John Sterne
9 years
@WeWantPlates seriously what the actual fuck? http://t.co/OnosJqrTqu
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2 months
@Joey7Barton I don’t understand why when they have both Rio and Joe Cole there they aren’t using them as pundits.
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@FreddieBailey96 I’ll say this until I’m blue in the face, shareholders is the biggest issue. Where companies before making a couple of mil profit was good now it has to be split amongst shareholder that ain’t enough.
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John Sterne
5 years
@StevieVanZandt Just when they thought we were out........
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4 years
Just saw Prince William celebrating there and it got me thinking, who does his brother support? Then I realised.........it's whoever the fuck she tells him to.
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John Sterne
4 years
@MattSouthall84 Mr Chairman please bring back Floyd and Harvey and ditch that knight and Robin.
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John Sterne
7 months
@katieefoye Better than stealing a living like some
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10 months
@RichCawleySLP If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
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John Sterne
4 years
Charlton have a flat overlooking London Bridge which is available
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NHS accepts offer from @ChelseaFC to make Millennium Hotel at Stamford Bridge available for health workers. Roman Abramovcich covering accomodation costs. Absolute class. Hope we see more of this.
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4 years
@Ironlife91 @bjsaunders_ @FloydMayweather I'd have thought grabbing a woman by the throat was more of concern here than Bill's grammar.
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John Sterne
4 years
@kekistaniite @VitoGesualdi Obesity is not progress.
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8 years
@BBCSport Pathetic from the BBC this .
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John Sterne
7 years
@England @EuroQualifiers @wembleystadium @ITV My boy’s first match. He doesn’t know yet , can’t wait to see his face when I tell him later
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John Sterne
7 years
@DillianWhyte Not sure I'd fancy taking one of those to the ribs to be fair.
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John Sterne
8 years
@BBCSport I thought when he fucked off to America we wouldn't have to see his unfunny shit any longer.
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John Sterne
8 years
@CAFCofficial If he's replaced by this fella from Ujpest expect a riot.
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8 years
@GaryLineker Need to get José in now.
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John Sterne
8 years
@Joey7Barton "looked decent on YouTube"
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@anon_opin The sort of men that think Gavin and Stacy is funny.
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John Sterne
8 years
@williec2811 @mrdanwalker No need to ban the Jocks. They're under a self imposed one since 1998.
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John Sterne
7 years
@talkSPORTDrive @DGoughie He's better than the blue eyed boy Eddie Howe. He failed at Burnley. Also Dyche didn't need to cheat FFP to get up
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John Sterne
7 years
@MKBHD Neever trust anyone that sends a screen shot without going to the effort of cropping it properly.
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John Sterne
1 year
@SkySportsPL Probably thinks she should be favourite to take over.
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1 year
@micheal_olainn Sounds like you hate Andrew Doyle.
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