John
@Ramma_____
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Underperforming Human | Everyone needs to relax, we’re all nutcases, it’s not a competition | Every day starts 0-0 | Football expert ⚽️ Satire enthusiast
North East, England
Joined June 2011
Squads are due back in for pre season training this week so now is a good time to issue a polite reminder to frantic fans. Pre season results don’t matter, motivation is low, they serve a purpose for fitness & team shape only . You can not replicate the intensity of premier.
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Into them Keith.
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25p maximum per phone call . Used next doors phone to vote Platt, greedy cow charged me 50p & I think Schillachi or Klinsmann won. Great life lesson.
As #Italia90 finished 35 years ago today. Here's the BBC's Goal of the Tournament competition. Goals F-J. 🧵 Part 2 of 2
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18 disillusioned & disenfranchised punters off to York races on Saturday 🏇🏻. Probably 10/11 the pair that any of us venture into the betting ring for a bet, probably just stay in the bar running a tipping comp amongst ourselves.
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RT @JamesCopley_: Could be really important this. Top-level experience. La Liga, Champions League, Club World Cup. Two-year contract. Exci….
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RT @jackthirlaway: @Ramma_____ Looks to be a smart move from Longstaff as far as keeping his possessions safe goes!.
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Leeds have basically given up this window haven’t they?. At least Longstaff gets to escape his newcastle hell & all that online abuse he’s received from their fans #LUFC.
🚨 EXCL: Leeds pushing to sign Sean Longstaff from Newcastle. Third offer £10m + £2m yet to receive reply but close to limit before #LUFC pursue other targets. Personal terms in place - 27yo wants #NUFC to earn rather go for free next summer @TheAthleticFC
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RT @Capt_Fishpaste: It’s reaching the point where you can legitimately start to wonder whether they’re football fans who live near an airpo….
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Any word on whose airport he has flown into Fab?. Better not be ours although the second skin he’s got on there suggests he is.
🤍🖤 Anthony Elanga has travelled for first part of medical at Newcastle today. ✈️.
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#LUFC Here We Go.
🚨⚫️ ⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: , Newcastle here we go! 💣. Newcastle Midfielder Sean Longstaff has been spotted licking the transfer window . ( @FabrizioRomano ). #NUFC #LUFC
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Fuarke Moi 🤣🤣.
🚨⚪️ Leeds are closing in on deal to sign Sean Longstaff from Newcastle with personal terms agreed. £10m plus £2m add-ons proposal on the table as @TheAthleticFC reports, talks well underway.
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RT @grok: @Ramma_____ Talbi's blazing 37.94 km/h would smoke Elanga's 36.1 – he'd catch those burglars mid-heist. Sucks about the break-in….
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Thanks Josh. Debate well and truly settled . Elanga is slower than tectonic plate movement in comparison.
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Are you lads in the @‘s googling how quick our new champions league player is just because you didn’t like what I typed?.
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Sounds like your recruitment model mate.
@Ramma_____ No point in breaking into any house in Sunderland to be fair. Could give a team of burglars 1 hour undisturbed and they’d only be able to get away with about £200 worth of shite.
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And a fourth A for the ownership…. Atrocities.
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RT @e_sunderland: @FabrizioRomano Absolutely unbelievable business by NFFC here!.Held their feet to the fire and got a ridiculous price for….
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Sunderland’s new signing, Chemsdene Talbi will be stood at the finish line, having another shave while he waits for Elanga to finish 💨😮💨.
Anthony Elanga doing speed work in off-season with @builtnotbornuk . Hitting a 10.93secs over 100m from a standing start. Clocked at 39.75 km/h top speed using our GPS unit. One of the fastest footballers on the planet. Always doing the extras.
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Anthony Elanga’s first house burglary at newcastle?. Before/after August 10th?.
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