John
@Ramma_____
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Underperforming Human | Everyone needs to relax, we’re all nutcases, it’s not a competition | Every day starts 0-0 | Football expert ⚽️ Satire enthusiast 🇲🇽
North East, England
Joined June 2011
Not just Arne Slot saying it . #TonyPulis.
40.8% - The ball was in play for just 40.8% of tonight's game between Newcastle and Liverpool, the lowest percentage in a Premier League match since February 2010 (40% in Stoke 3-0 Blackburn). Stoppages.
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Shocking comments from Arne Slot accusing Eddie Howe of being Tony Pulis & bidding for Ricardo Fuller & Rory Delap.
Arne Slot: “I'm not too sure if I saw a football match today. It was set piece, after set piece. Long throw. ” (Sky Sports).
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Bruno Guimaraes might be a bit shit and a bit slow but he certainly plays to the gallery very well . Has spent the entire game, rolling around & trying to con the ref & get players carded . Just need the rallying cry social media tweet from him now to curry more favour.
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100 minutes is even longer.
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RT @LD5931895015311: @Ramma_____ John. Disturbing scenes here as grown adults hurl abuse and seemingly attempt to physically confront what….
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Get that 16 year old match winner off the pitch before one of the newcastle owners tries to marry him.
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Magpie media did call it craig
Joelinton's groin looks to have gone (judging by actions of Bruno to bench) and he will be replaced.
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RT @LiamJKennedy23: Sounds like the big guns are out at SJP tonight. No surprise, feels like a proper occasion has been brewing all summer.….
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Tbf, the mags told us all Ekitike would be scoring goals at St James Park this season.
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Who was the brave newcastle player that turned his back on the goal?.
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Got to commend Liverpools calmness & composure under intense provocation throughout there . Absolute, total headloss from the home side who have tried to turn it into a wrestling match rather than a football one. Easy to see why Isak wants out.
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Fair play Antony Gordon, carrying his managers anti football instructions out to an absolute T. Newcastle fans squealing for every Liverpool challenge to be a yellow & then accusing the referee of being corrupt when their player commits serious foul play . Gordon, huge Liverpool.
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Finally the breakthrough their first half display has warranted. Liverpool deservedly take the lead.
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