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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Work at an awesome company, with great folks, and you're hiring? Drop a reply here with what you're working on and a link to any job reqs! I'll keep this tweet pinned for jobseekers!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Stephen Augustus. Engineering Director. Incoming (and first!) Head of #OpenSource at @Cisco . #WeAreCisco
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Next week will be my last at VMware. Across CoreOS, Red Hat, and here, I've consistently had the honor of working with some of the best in #opensource . As they say: same team, different company. Can't wait to tell you all what's next!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
The first #Kubernetes Party Proposal (KPP): title: #KubeCon Karaoke location: "Weekend" - Carrer de la Diputació, 365, 08009 Barcelona L'Eixample time: 2200 No reservations, we're just going to swarm the place. #KubeKhan #WrathofKubeKhan cc: @kivashch @idvoretskyi
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
"Distinguished Engineers are just three raccoons in a trenchcoat like the rest of us" -- @IanColdwater
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Apparently, it's World Password Day, so uhhhh... drop your passwords in the replies!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
O HAI. GED holder. College dropout. Engineering Director.
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Emily Kager
3 years
🤯 RT this if you’re an engineer working on OS, compilers, APIs, algorithms without an engineering degree! 💅
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
I'm trying to say this in the nicest way possible, but seriously, what is wrong with some of you? I've seen several tweets with people being salty about getting KubeCon talks rejected and gotten multiple reports about Program Committee members being accosted in DMs or meetings.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Completely over the moon to announce that I'll be serving as a Program Co-Chair for #KubeCon / #CloudNativeCon , along with @ccaramanolis , starting at KubeCon Shanghai 2020. This community and the people in it mean the world to me, so I'm truly humbled by the opportunity!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
I have a joke about Coronavirus response, and it's America.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
I CAN GUARANTEE YOUR PROPOSAL GETS YEETED INTO THE SUN IF I SEE THIS.
@IanColdwater
Ian Coldwater 📦💥
3 years
If you call your talk "Make XYZ Great Again" you get deducted a million CFP points. I'm just saying
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
I am literally in tears! 🤣 ⚰️ "We need to talk about your CRDs." #Kubernetes
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
I'M CRYING. 🤣🤣🤣 This is too good!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Whoa, this is wild!!
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The sound of Jello being shredded is definately not what I was expecting ...
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
*taps into Twitter mic* What you’re referring to as Docker, is in fact, `dockershim` (a module which implements CRI support for Docker), or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, "being deprecated in #Kubernetes v1.20, but not removed until multiple releases later".
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
#tfw your friend sends you celebration cake for putting on a conference for tens of thousands of people. 😍 Love you bunches, @IanColdwater !
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Wow, hiring is hard.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Might fuck around and learn #Kubernetes over the weekend.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
p.s. 1. @IanColdwater is fine. 2. Don't bug @NaraColdwater .
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
We're all in this tweet.
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ReductRs
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Coworker Who Slacked You ‘I’ll take a look at your PR soon!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
I am deeply honored and humbled to be elected to the #Kubernetes Steering Committee, alongside @pythomit , and two fabulous returning members, @ParisInBmore and @tophee . Thank you to the community for putting your faith in us! ...we won't steer you wrong. 😜
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
How do y'all attend meetings AND send emails?!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
As a new manager, I can believe I have to say this, but: 1. Check in on the people who report to you. 2. Check in on your non-male reports IMMEDIATELY.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Hey. Yeah, YOU. Stop trying to please everyone.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
With #KubeCon over and the cat mostly out of the bag, I'll just shout it out now... Starting at the end of the year, I'll be joining @VMware (via @Heptio ) as a Senior Kubernetes Architect! Very excited for the next adventure with old and new friends!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
ʎqɐq 'uʍop ʇᴉ ʞool
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Honestly, this is one of the best issue titles I've ever seen! 🤣
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
You ever sit down and think, "Wait, am I actually boring?"?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Does everyone just need a hug right now?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
The proposal to modify the #Kubernetes release cadence to three releases a year has merged! Thank you to everyone in the community who provided feedback!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
How many #Kubernetes minor releases should we have every year? (If you vote and you're comfortable with it, please take a moment to drop a reply about why you chose your answer.)
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
p.s. yes, I'm going to retweet every damn tweet I see about @bryanl 's promotion to Principal Engineer. I'm proud as shit right now.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Happy birthday to one of my favorite people and the bestest goose, @IanColdwater !! Donuts on me at the next con! 💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
@kstewart @shanselman Scott really Excels at these jokes. I'm sure there'd be a positive Outlook if we called up a Publisher and asked him for a few notes. ...okay, maybe just One Note.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
I just said "a cohesive go-forward strategy" in an email and I think I'm going to have to look in the mirror tonight and ask myself what I've become.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Why aren't we spending more time seeking to understand instead of assuming the worst of each other?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
0/10 -- Would not Monday again
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Wedding szn dripppp
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Hello to my fellow neutral evil signers!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
I have a pretty small contingent of my family that I'm close with, so know when I call some of you my family, I truly mean that. Thank you #Kubernetes for all of the new family members you've given me. Thank you family for the birthday wishes! Here's to 33!! 💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Industry: "We're creating some of the coolest tech in the world right now!" Industry: "...but also, there's high school drama sometimes!"
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
I've got friends who have been diagnosed with #COVID19 and some who have passed, and a roommate who works for the MTA, where at least 6 people have succumbed to this recently. I hope you are taking this seriously. I hope you're spreading love from a distance. #StayTheFuckHome
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Hey friendos, I'm looking to hire the second member of @Cisco 's OSPO (Open Source Program Office)! Do you (or someone you know) want to do an #opensource with me? Job req in the next week. In the meantime, hit the DMs!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
I've been hinting at it, but I think I can just say it now! Pretty excited to be working with @gshipley to build out #Kubernetes / Cloud Native Community Advocacy, Evangelism, and OSS Tooling at @VMware ! If you're at #KubeCon and this sounds like it's up your alley, let's chat!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
A little well-deserved downtime after rocking the stage this week! #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon ( #StephensLittleConf )
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
Today someone thanked me for mentoring them, but I didn't realize that that's what I was doing. So, uhhhh, don't doubt your ability to impact people, y'all.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Excited to have joined the @VMwareTanzu #Kubernetes Grid team, focusing on our testing and release engineering efforts! It's going to be a blast mentoring more people into upstream contribution and working on the same team as two of my faves, @TheNikhita and @dims !
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
#Kubernetes v1.24.0-alpha.1 has just been released! And with it, we have the first release that completely removes dockerSHIM. Please, for v1.24, it's important that you pay close attention to the release notes, help test, and report issues.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
I'm pretty easy-going and do my best to not get entangled with nonsense, but y'all are coming for my crew and it's completely disrespectful and insensitive. Makes me wonder why we shift personal concerns, stress out, and work all-nighters to put on conferences for you.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Hey. Yeah, YOU. Stop doing work you're not recognized for.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Happy #Kubernetes 1.25 Release Day!!!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
I think I've peaked with my #KubeCon picture game. Love these nerds!! #KubeKhan #WrathofKubeKhan
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
New profile pic. uwu. 🥺👉👈
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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THE API IS PEOPLE!!!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
*slowly types "markdown to SharePoint" as tears stream down my face*
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Happy birthday to one of the bestest humans ever. We will not not taking questions.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Would be super cool if instead of shouting into the void and expecting maintainers to respond on Twitter, issues were filed in GitHub. Like I don't mind a tweet with an issue attached, but Twitter is not a support forum. Yes, this is a subtweet to everyone.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
5 years
#KubeKhan is happening!! Come hang out with your favorite kubies at the Marriott Marquis, Monday at 7pm, as we all warm up for the week ahead! Thanks to the @CloudNativeFdn for coordinating and making us a little more official this #KubeCon ! #Kubernetes
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Code pro-tip: assume your reviewer has never seen this area of code, has no context about why the change is being made or its potential implications. Then imagine you're a passerby and want to understand the change. That's all the stuff that should be in your PR description.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
OH: Telling Stephen he won’t do something is kinda just challenging him to actually do it.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Filling out the #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon speaker registration like... 💅🏾
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
hi, we're in ur #opensource , securing it and stuff.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
I haven't been sick for a while and whewwwww, that J&J vaccine is making up for lost time. Completely destroyed today. (...but happy.)
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
An important note (with the disclaimer that this itself is an individual reflection): Individual members of the @kubernetesio Steering Committee DO NOT speak for the committee or the community at large.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
So glad we got to end our run as #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon Program Chairs on stage, keynoting in front of a few thousand of our friends! I'm tired and emotional, but completely humbled by this experience, the opportunity, and the impact we've had. #StephensLittleConf
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
To think, I dodged this wretched thing up until now. If we hung out, cut loose, shot the breeze at #OSSummit , please take some time to test periodically and report to @linuxfoundation events staff, as requested.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Just going to toss this one out there, since I'm not the only one thinking it... Do we feel that any alliteration of "Kubernetes" is maybe a little too close to something, ummm... not great?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Hey you. Yeah, YOU. Go crush it today! 💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
I REALLY needed a message like this today. Love my #Kubernetes and #RelEngFam , and I'm delighted that I get to work with phenomenal people like you all! 💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
Guinness, for strength!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
Also, @IanColdwater with the extremely casual "I got a new job" message on the #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon keynote stage! 💅🏾 I'm sooooooo happy for you and @twilio is EXTREMELY lucky to have you as their new Director, DevSecOps!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
4 years
MY FAVORITE GEESE ARE ON THE KEYNOTE STAGE FOR #KUBECON + #CLOUDNATIVECON !! 💕💕💕 @IanColdwater @mauilion @bradgeesaman @raesene
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Remember: Same team, different company
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Happy birthday to @mauilion !! One of my best buds, mentors, and one of the smartest, KinDest people I know! Hope your day is awesome, brother! 💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
2 years
You ever spend an unreasonable amount of time tip-toeing through and patching a system when maybe the answer is to tear it down?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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...look it up, baby?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Blessing your timeline with baklava cheesecake!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Today is the best, because one of my besties has joined @CiscoOpen !!!
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Jason DeTiberus
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Today is day 1 at @CiscoOpen ! I'm looking forward to getting through orientation, meeting the team, and getting started.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
Who's ready for #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon next week?! I'm excited to you all!!!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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O HAI. I'm running for #Kubernetes Steering Committee! ...so umm, smash that like and subscribe?
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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I did my first #opensource thing at $company today!!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Proud to be in an #OpenSource community that supports me and happy that I got to work with the #Kubernetes Steering Committee on this. Thanks to every single one of you that have been stepping up and consistently show up to support. #BlackLivesMatter
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We stand in solidarity with the Black community. Racism is unacceptable. It conflicts with the core values of the Kubernetes project and our community does not tolerate it. #BlackLivesMatter
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This is completely nuts.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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The #Kubernetes Release Team really goes above and beyond to get you all a new release. Thank you immensely @guincodes and team for working on Kubernetes 1.17! I'm a proud SIG Release Chair right now. 😃💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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It's contributors all the way down! Just wrapped our final day of the #Kubernetes Cluster API F2F meetings and we can't wait to show you what's cooking for v1alpha3!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Look at this Emoji Kitchen masterpiece
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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I was trying to find the right words for this and... 👇🏾
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Excited to announce two new #Kubernetes Release Manager Associates (and LOVELY people), @maria_fibonacci and @markyjackson5 !!! 💕🎉
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Happy birthday to an awesome human, and one of my absolute favorite tech leaders, @mipsytipsy !! 💕🎉
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
UPDATE: Changed my mind. On the way, #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon !
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
UPDATE: I live in the airport now. I've learned their customs. They're building a stage for me here.
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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I swear all of the emails recently have been, "Hi, can you get me this thing that's due in three minutes?". ...and everyone on Slack is like, "My calendar is booked solid." or "Hi, I'm sick.". Hugs to everyone. 💕
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Happy #OSSummit EU Day 1!!!
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
3 years
We're all in this picture and we don't like it.
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Benjamin Elder
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A bit ...
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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In a rare #FollowFriday #FF , I'd like to call out/thank a bunch of lovely folks who have given me crucial career advice over the last few months! @bryanl @mipsytipsy @cra @sarahnovotny @kstewart @lizrice @IanColdwater @cheddarmint @danpopnyc @andrewhurstdog @jbeda
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Stephen Augustus | @auggie.dev
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Far from complete, but I did "an adult" this week! Clap for me, please.
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Today seems like a big day for Open Source popcorn, but ummm...
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