@collectdust
I use a freaking Prius to haul hay and goats and sheep. A Prius can hold 4 goats in the back. Mine jump in every time I open the hatch to graze the chaff I’ve lost from my hay. It’s ridiculous 😂
@Nicole_Cliffe
My late husband was on chemo. No one mentioned that performing oral sex on him would cause chemo burns to my tongue. Even poison control and the hospital didn’t know how to treat the injury. I drank a ton of aloe juice that weekend and no further problems
@somethings_awry
I’m Autistic, ADHD, have severe CPTSD and the anxiety and depression that accompany these. I am disabled. It takes me so much extra effort to achieve “normal” that it leaves me exhausted
@lachancenaomi27
My baby cousin has FAS. Anyone who thinks it’s fine to drink while pregnant needs to spend a week with a person with FAS and see how unnecessarily difficult their lives are.
@madmomma22
@EricTAuthor
I work, don’t qualify for food stamps, and you know what, I don’t know how long/how much someone else saved to have something nice, or if it was a gift, or if they have friends who are nail techs…because that’s THEIR business not mine. Do I wish I didn’t have rough hands
@AITA_reddit
Yta! He had no business touching her undergarments period. Minimizing his behavior is only going to make it worse, make him own up to his actions, he has to make restitution for what he damaged, not for what you’d prefer him to have damaged. If he decided to go joy riding and
@DuchessSexpert
My heart hurts for her. I don’t follow either of their careers, but anyone dealing with grief deserves empathy and care, and the death of a relationship is a complicated grief, especially with kids involved
@Marcitwopointoh
@dykehalfbaked
Also never leave the phone on near another phone connected with YOU. Not your regular cell, not your BFF’s cell, not your neighbor’s cell. None of these.
After this pandemic, I’m going to live the life I want, with who I want. I’m so sick of being closeted and living with a trumpesque bigot. I want a good life, a girlfriend and a garden.
@hitdogsholler
@Bastgoddess7
Lucille Ball was a class act. I’ve been to her birthplace/museum and I was overwhelmed with her spirit and courage. We didn’t deserve her.
I’m just curious, did anyone else who’s Gen X possibly experience a phenomenon of being told things that gang bangers will kill you for as initiation rituals that,when you look back on it as an adult looks an awful lot like just plain old racism and has no basis in fact?
Ok, time to get real. I need $1980 pretty much 3 days ago, and since I don't have a time machine, I need it NOW. I'm tappedout completely. Put mylast$20in mytank today. please help!
In 7 days, my husband will be dead longer than I knew him, alive. Widowhood is hard. I was sobbing a bit ago, couldn’t figure out why, then realized it’s the 8th anniversary of the last time I actually spoke with him. Fuck. I miss him. 1347
Ok, time to get real. I need $1980 pretty much 3 days ago, and since I don't have a time machine, I need it NOW. I'm tappedout completely. Put mylast$20in mytank today. please help!
@chronicallybeee
And do they have ANY idea how severe the rate of genetic illness is in Amish communities? I grew up in Amish country, my dad’s second wife was raised Amish. It’s literally heartbreaking how many people suffer because of the lack of genetic diversity in community.
Took my niece trick or treating with my sister tonight. Didn’t see one fake headdress. All the costumes were appropriate and adorable! It’s not that hard people, really
CW:Family let me be crystal fucking clear. Biology alone doesn’t make family, some of my closest family has zero consanguinity. If you need family and you’re not an asshole, I will claim you, and stand with you. This tweet brought to you by two loved ones having shit relative
@TaraTomahawk
@lilpvnkb1tch
My sister exchanged angel tree gifts that were a) duplicates of things already owned b) expressed a different religious belief than she has, and is raising my niece with and c.) that had scent ingredients that trigger asthma attacks in her household. I told her to do it.
@maeisafraid
If you need a white passing person to call and Karen, please feel free to DM me the number for the police department. I have a few things I can say to them vis a vis 4th amendment rights being violated
@ChrisDnns
I went to the library the other day. The two sweetest unhoused ladies were in the bathroom washing up with their very well cared for elderly chihuahua. I really hope they can find housing soon.
@pinkrocktopus
Much as I hate it, ramen. I keep cartons of it in the pantry as insurance, because it would require a true emergency for me to eat it again. I got burnt out on it hard when it was all I could afford to eat.
@A_Silent_Child
@FitbitSupport
I'm a cisgender female, and I also prefer the inclusive Menstrual Health. Female health is centered in more than our Menstrual Cycle.
@TaraTomahawk
@lilpvnkb1tch
Also, skateboards and bikes without PPE are a medical bill (or worse) waiting to happen. The literal last thing a family already struggling economically needs.
I got called at work today. There's a local uy who has a collection of "Indian Artifacts" he's looking to sell. More than likely these are Potawatomi and Miami artifacts (assuming they're genuine). He's asking $6,500. I'd like to repatriate them, assuming funds can be raised.
I’m terrified/excited to be taking a huge step forward in my life! Getting a solo apartment for the first time in my life! No housemates, no boyfriend/spouses just me, myself, my cat and my birds! This is a giant leap of faith for me!
@MollyOstertag
@sarahthemoose
I’m bi, and more than anything I want my sister and niece to be safe. Im raising money to get them away from an abusive alcoholic and still need $535 towards deposit/first month’s rent, and $60 for a bed for my sister.
@redditships
As a widow myself, whose late husband’s birthday is four days after Valentine’s Day. This man needs fired into the sun with a cannon and never retrieved. He’s revolting, beyond revolting. I don’t even have words for what a horrible person with an entitlement complex this dude is.
@LeavittAlone
@Nicole_Cliffe
I had a South African classmate (moved to the States in High School) get upset at boys in our class for taking her school supplies and demand, loudly the return of her “bloody pad and rubber”. It was...unique
Can all y’all send me good energy? I’m going through some stuff and it’s making me realize a lot of emotions and I’m not really good at emotions. Like at all actually. And I’m waiting to hear back from the therapist I emailed, so there’s that.
So, tomorrow at 8am I get a diagnostic mammogram followed by a biopsy on my left breast. The doctors are at least taking it seriously. At least after this, hopefully I’ll know what is causing the ever-growing lump. Send good vibes, help if you can, and goofy pics
So, my partner JUST saw her first adoption propaganda video. When I told her about it, she’s like “no, they can’t do that, it’s human trafficking”. I had her watch the segment. I’m super triggered and an emotional wreck today
@Haitian_Dolle
Both. We need both. And, preferably recurring monthly checks for the duration of the pandemic. Less than that is not adequate to sustain our society at any measurable level.
Please help me get my phone back on. I tried to get it switched to an ACP phone, but they're not accepting applications because funding is cut off next month. $75 needed ASAP
Y’all this little precious baby turned up in the Starbucks drive thru! He looks like he’s got a botfly, and his rescuer has a vet appointment for him tomorrow. Can we help her? comment kitty
If anyone can help. I found a camper for my friends (currently in my living room) for $300, and they'll deliver it for another $200. This would be a HUGE blessing to us all. $starbroken Needed TODAY
@JessicaTaylor
@margaritateresa
I once told my dad “damn you” it’s the first time I ever made him cry. I won’t say it to anyone now, not out of religion, but out of a better grasp of what it’s actually supposed to mean. I drop f-bombs like confetti though.
So It’s official. My ex and I are really truly over. I probably owe his nosy family a debt of appreciation for forcing me to commit to being done. Being involuntarily outed, irl, despite how out I am online is still painful.
I’m exhausted. I’m wearing comfy jeans (Carhartt Flame resistent) I am wearing good socks (smart wool). I’m wearing a shirt that’s old enough to vote. (It was my late husband’s). I’m sad. No one told me how long I’d miss him. Fuck cancer, Fuck Capitalism. Fuck Agent Orange.
My PTSD is rather heavy to carry right now. Tomorrow it’s 9 years since I lost my husband to Cancer. I’m wordless with pain/grief/sorrow/rage. Fuck Cancer.
So, good news, we have secured a lawyer to protect Bug! We sign the initial agreement tomorrow, and make the first (of 3) retainer payments this week. Then we have until 3/13 to raise $900 more with the $1200 residual balance due by 3/31. Please help?
@EnterTheDargan
@Nicole_Cliffe
He would want you to laugh. He had a fantastic sense of humor, and would be baffled but amused by how many people read this.
Is it overkill if you bought shoes, socks, and boots for someone whose angel tree angel just said shoes? I just figured if the family couldn’t afford shoes for the child, they probably couldn’t afford winter boots either, and kids lose socks easy
Y’all! Y’all! Folx!!! Bug is potty trained!!!!!!! Repeat!!!!!! Bug is potty trained!!!!! She has had no accidents today, and yesterday she used the potty at my house in addition to the one at home! She’s potty trained!!!!!!!!
I’m nervous af. I have the opportunity to go to Eagle Butte this coming weekend and meet my family in person. It’s exciting and like 95% terrifying too!
Y’all, my mental health is super fragile rn. I’m trying so hard, but it’s a huge grind, and I’m getting so tired. So tired. If it wasn’t for Morticia and y’all, I might just stop. I love you all