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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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this headline is so funny? like the tin can was on its own lil adventure
@PopBase
Pop Base
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2 years ago today, the OceanGate submersible went missing on its way to visit the Titanic.
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@DannyVegito
Keifer
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Me 4 days ago: It’s sad to see something that once defined culture struggle to keep up with it Me today: spongebob big guy pants okay
@icespicee_
ice spice
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spongebob BIG GUY pants okay 🧽
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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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🗣️📢check the getty
@collectdust
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the kessler twins, btw
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@collectdust
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@oxymoronassoc for your google ^
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@pjharpy
Patience
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Americans decorating for Christmas: so, imagine a burger...
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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant)
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Jamie Raskin defends Virgin Islands delegate Stacey Plaskett for texting with Jeffrey Epstein, saying "she took a phone call from one of her constituents"
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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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that would immediately be my dating profile image
@EvrythngViral
Everything Viral
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Chicago A 31-year-old Domino’s delivery driver was arrested late Friday after what police described as a “pepperoni standoff” over the 30 minute delivery guarantee. According to neighbors, Jessica Ramirez arrived at an apartment complex 12 minutes late with a large pizza order.
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@collectdust
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the kessler twins, btw
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@collectdust
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it's fine, i'm fine
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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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read the story of the 89yr old twins who decided to die together and thought "oh that's nice" just if you're wondering where i'm at
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“Do you want to accept all cookies?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me
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@youwouldntpost
Batman or halo
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guess i’ll have to review it again…
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@alaskastardust
habitual line-stepper
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HOOT
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@TheDreadEmpress
♉ gyaltiguan 🇦🇬🇵🇸🇭🇹🇨🇩
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If I saw this out in the wild I would have assumed I was hallucinating
@CrocodileCam
Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻
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Also known as Patagonian Maras, these guys can grow to be 35lbs making them one of the largest rodents in the world! They are native to certain parts of South America, eat mainly plants and fruits, and can run over 25mph. They live in communal dens but are monogamous for life.
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@raisinchoirgirl
𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊
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17th century german momento mori pomander💀
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@sorbit0l
sorbie
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My legacy
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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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had the kinda convo about food w/ my mom that makes me wanna eat an entire layered frosted cake with my hands
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@collectdust
endora bullshit
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evopsych, consent, rape, menstruation, epstein, etc...
@EOpsych
EVOOpsych
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The attempted moral distinction being made between raping a 14yo child and raping a 14yo "barely legal" woman rests on the idea - bolstered in recent years by cogsci and evopsych - that puberty, itself, is a form of consent. You can see it in Robert Trivers', Will Saletan's and
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@shaabiranks
dylan saba
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Between the policy mastermind of Larry Summers and the strategic genius of Ezra Klein it’s pretty much impossible to see how the Democrats could fail
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we had a thorough conversation about proper names and how things worked at home? to the point i had to be told to stop saying VAGINA in pre-school my mom thought the southern baptist dominate culture at school was too permissive? i dunno man
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