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Free Palestine☀️Researching U.S. involvement in the Civil War in El Salvador 🌹she/they 🐬naomi.r.lachance @gmail .com 👋

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@lachancenaomi27
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10 months
Welcome everyone would you like to hear the specials?
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4 years
This is a regular sandwich
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Struggle meals 😩
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3 years
what
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4 years
Instead of firing teachers for having onlyfans schools could simply pay them so they did not need supplemental income 👍
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10 months
that rules
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10 months
that's only 14 hours
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2 months
Horrified at the thought of a burrito with olives
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3 years
I would literally delete my account
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I feel like we moved on from Boeing killing a guy sort of quickly
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Tradwives wish they were her
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3 years
Please admire this lettuce
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@saucherie
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saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true
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3 years
New enemy just dropped
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7 months
Portraying yourself as the boot is wild
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2 months
😐
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@lachancenaomi27
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2 months
People working 40 hours a week aren’t getting paid like they’re working 40 hours a week
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Wait they’re actually so bad
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5 months
My jaw dropped
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The philosopher Agnes Callard talks frankly about her marriage—she left her ex-husband for her graduate student, and the three now live together—in hopes of showing students how philosophy can apply to the most consequential decisions of their lives.
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@lachancenaomi27
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4 months
Is anyone else paying attention to the girl who is making an underground tunnel system under her house
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6 months
That is a stuffed animal where you can flip it inside out for it to be happy or angry
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Read to die inside
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There’s this girl on tiktok with fetal alcohol syndrome who tries to educate people about it and her mentions are filled with women saying it’s ok to drink while you are pregnant
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Barack Obama shares his No. 1 piece of career advice for Gen Z: 'Just learn how to get stuff done'
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4 months
Car I saw earlier
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10 months
wait he makes 40 k for 10 hours a week????
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4 years
can't believe warren's campaign didn't have a quiz training staffers on how not to get a holocaust tattoo
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4 years
I miss being a hot girl for Bernie. Now I am a hot girl for direct action, local elections, and being an asshole online
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8 years
Wow more plagiarism from Melania
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4 years
holy shit
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@lachancenaomi27
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3 years
The son of a famous actor is complaining about having to work his way up in Hollywood
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7 years
Harvard in 3 tweets
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I think we’ve collectively decided glacier
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one’s gotta go
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2 years
What’s your favorite unsolved mystery here’s mine
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6 months
Jewish granddaughter of a Holocaust survivor 🙋🏻‍♀️ shut up
@joshfoxfilm
Josh Fox ✡️ 🤌🤘
6 months
"From the River to the Sea" is an explicitly genocidal slogan. It calls for the complete destruction of Israel and the killing of all Jews, not just in Israel. If you are posting this, we're not friends. If you are posting this, you are calling for my murder.
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3 years
I’m sorry I love the Obama book
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5 years
when you've never met a poor person
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4 years
if i were bernard sanders i would simply use a small portion of the campaign money to start a left media outlet
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7 years
we don't deserve memes
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3 years
If something works for the rock who are we to say it doesnt
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Steve Jobs' daughter recommending an iPhone in NYMag without a disclosure
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@lachancenaomi27
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@emotweetcentral She’s 28 she could mean like 20
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@Lennyleo1986 The version you hear on the radio is a little more… noisy
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@lachancenaomi27
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4 years
If you’ve ever wanted to send a dick pic now is your chance
@GrandRapidsPD
Grand Rapids Police
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@GrandRapidsPD has set up a portal so you may upload any picture or video evidence you have from last night's unrest:
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@lachancenaomi27
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4 years
I have some new followers so i'd like to share a story some of you have heard before. On Oct 15, 2018, Matthew Yglesias came into the restaurant where I was working and went into the bathroom with his laptop, causing a huge line. He also did not tip me
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4 years
I just saw this and now you have to see it
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@lachancenaomi27
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10 months
@designhealthy I’m horrible at math lol and I noticed
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@lachancenaomi27
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2 years
it rules how mad people are at this bikini
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I do too
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@lachancenaomi27
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4 years
I went to AIPAC last year and it was a deeply alienating experience. I actually almost had my press pass revoked for talking about Islamophobia during one panel. I wish more people understood how Bernie is exactly my type of Jew, and he makes me proud to be Jewish
@JTAnews
JTA | Jewish news
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Opinion | Bernie Sanders says he is proud to be Jewish — so why is he skipping the biggest celebration of Jewish pride?
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4 years
im sorry i wasn't meaner from the beginning, i kept my mouth shut too often trying to be good. fuck that
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2020 owes Elizabeth Warren an apology.
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@NoirSaladin the thought did occur to me
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@lachancenaomi27
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What if it wasn't that millennials are disloyal, but rather, that they have a moral compass that extends beyond institutional loyalty
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4 months
@CuprisinCarey I feel bad for her neighbors because she’s making like a sinkhole
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3 years
It’s so the idf doesn’t get you by mistake sweetie
@GoldsteinBrooke
Brooke Goldstein
3 years
This is the real apartheid. The fact that Jews can’t enter into “Palestinian territory”. I reject this. I reject that some places are dangerous for me to enter because I AM A JEW. Enough with this hate. #EndJewHatred
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5 years
The guy who wrote this, Henry Olsen, is a senior fellow at the Ethics and Public Policy, whose former president is Elliott Abrams. Can't make this shit up
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6 months
This is so pessimistic. We have to believe the survivors will be able to make a new life. We have to have hope. My Oma survived the Holocaust to live a normal life. People have incredible capacity for resilience. The scars will remain but the Palestinian people will thrive again
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@lachancenaomi27
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4 years
In all honesty, Tisya, given our experience working together at a dc restaurant I would say if you want to be a help to the movement you should take the quiz 😇
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So I guess this is her son she had with her grad student husband who is being co raised by her ex husband
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That’s a first
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@ComfortablyDu11 @Brendelbored She’s literally just standing
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@lachancenaomi27
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This person is a monster
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@Maeby_Moon Some lady thinks she can identify whether a vulva is a trans person’s after surgery but she can’t
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If this was on a sitcom it would be a perfect joke
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In high school, a girl in the state had committed suicide and we had an anti-bullying day in her memory. Everyone wore purple. The gym teacher wore red because he didn’t think bullying was bad and made a big deal abt it. Once he rolled a kid up in a wrestling mat and sat on him
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@lachancenaomi27
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11 months
Instant divorce
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4 years
Why are cops getting free meals when kids go into lunch debt at school
@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein
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uh why are cops getting free meals when teachers have to buy their own school supplies
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Lmao every kid does this
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5 years
Hoooooooooly shit what the FUCK
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@lachancenaomi27
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@scott_satzer I’m genuinely curious who else you think it could possibly be
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@lachancenaomi27
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There are about 200,000 US troops in 150 countries
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almost feels like the end of a war
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It’s so interesting how some people develop an addiction to being insufferable pieces of shit
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@MattZeitlin
Matthew Zeitlin
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the funny thing about nancy pelosi is that the only argument against her running again is just a vague "she's been in office too long," by all accounts she's completely with it and very high energy, it's just weird to have a former speaker/leader hanging around the house...
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@ericziminsky @ewarren Eric, a lot of my family was killed in the Holocaust, so please listen carefully: fuck you
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also i've BEEN SAYING steve jobs has a daughter named eve jobs but no one's been listening to me!
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@lachancenaomi27
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The goal of college is learning how to think. I’ve been to 2 eye doctors this year. One of them was a French literature major at a liberal arts school and she’s like 1000 times better than the one who just studied medicine
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What’s a college opinion that will get you like this?
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@lachancenaomi27
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if i lived in this 1.2 m brooklyn apartment i would simply mind my own business but that's just me
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@lachancenaomi27
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the most progressive female public figure in America is Ilhan Omar
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This sweater costs $380
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And all three are in collusion on this?
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My 😤 airbnb 😤 guest 😤 had 😤 diarrhea😤
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Give yourself space. Take some time. You don't owe anyone anything at all. Get a mani pedi, eat avocado toast. Go to Europe on your trust fund. Buy a yacht. Oopsie you relaxed for so long a senile shell of a man who grabs women inappropriately is president, o well
@ambertamblyn
Amber Tamblyn
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To the people who fought for Elizabeth Warren, most especially the women and young girls out there, a reminder: You owe no one anything right now. Allow yourself the space to grieve, and be angry, and be numb. Take the time. Take all of it that you need.
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Serious sexual abuse allegations were leveraged against my uncle, and my family is gaslighting me, and I just want to make publicly clear: I believe the 13 year old who said something. She’s my fucking hero
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I always find posting pictures like this really disrespectful. He deserves to be remembered as he lived
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A woman whose son committed suicide after fighting in Iraq somehow blames weed and not, you know, war
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7 years
this is basically every trump speech
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he paid in cash and pocketed the 2 cents change
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4 years
goals af, also thaiphoon is a good restaurant and you don't deserve to eat there, fascist
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Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
This crazy man confronted me by name at the Thaiphoon restaurant in DC. He ran after me outside, called me a “fascist” repeatedly, then gestured that he wanted to fight. I said nothing to him. I took these photos after he returned back to his table.
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I have a working theory that if you didn’t spend ages 12-13 online it is more stressful here. Sry boomer I was raised in the flames of the early internet
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@lachancenaomi27
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ppl who don't like the snake, do you have a different emoji that symbolizes feeling betrayed by someone you tried to be nice to who then fucked you over?
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Victim blaming... the vagina
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