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Researching Reagan's involvement in El Salvador ☀️🌹she/they 🐬bylines: Rolling Stone, Truthout, In These Times, the American Prospect

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@lachancenaomi27
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2 years
Welcome everyone would you like to hear the specials?
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Map of Taylor swift’s flights.
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My prediction for Tuesday
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Best ratio of my career
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i bet they were easy books though.
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This is the flex I like to see
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People travel from around the world to learn these photos are edited.
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This is a regular sandwich.
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Struggle meals 😩
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Today I went to the bank and asked if they had an atm. The guy said they had a drive thru. I said oh I walked here. He said that’s fine. I had to wait in line behind a car like this 🧍🏻‍♀️.
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This looks like what you would feed a cat on its birthday.
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Who up eating they bleak winter euro dinner
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This is what twitter feels like.
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4 years
what
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5 years
Instead of firing teachers for having onlyfans schools could simply pay them so they did not need supplemental income 👍.
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The male experience of fog.
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women: “I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.”. average male experience walking back home:
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I got hired to be a waitress at a retirement home. Did one shift and calculated you would make $100+ more at Olive Garden. When I quit the lady said oh we’re a nonprofit so I looked up their 990 and told her how much their CEO makes.
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that rules
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I have some bad news for you about the hot brunette demographic.
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This and a hot brunette that listens to my rants about the jews
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“I can’t believe police killed someone over $3” they kill people over nothing.
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11 months
why would you say that
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Incredible things happening at the retirement home
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that's only 14 hours
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1 year
Horrified at the thought of a burrito with olives
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I would literally delete my account
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I feel like we moved on from Boeing killing a guy sort of quickly.
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7 months
You want the student center at an expensive college.
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People who tweet things like this have no idea what working in a public library is like
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Tradwives wish they were her
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Please admire this lettuce
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Luigi Mangione oddly wears matching outfit with his lawyer in NYC court hearing -- to his sick fans' delight
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@saucherie
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saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true.
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New enemy just dropped
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NYPD appears to have an ice cream surveillance truck
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Woah
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Portraying yourself as the boot is wild
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1 year
People working 40 hours a week aren’t getting paid like they’re working 40 hours a week.
@JoshuaOgundu
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A 32 hour work week is one thing, but saying that employees should get paid like they are working 40 is not going to work.
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😐
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The law firm that is saying it won't hire people who participated in pro-Palestine protests, Sullivan & Cromwell, represented the United Fruit Company during the coup in Guatemala and represented I.G. Farben during WWII, which supplied the gas Hitler used in gas chambers.
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Wait they’re actually so bad
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My jaw dropped
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Poor Brenda (woman I shadowed who is same age as the residents).
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They also didn’t have food runners or bussers and you had to memorize every residents name in order to put in their order.
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@NewYorker
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The philosopher Agnes Callard talks frankly about her marriage—she left her ex-husband for her graduate student, and the three now live together—in hopes of showing students how philosophy can apply to the most consequential decisions of their lives.
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Is anyone else paying attention to the girl who is making an underground tunnel system under her house
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@UnusuallyBased That picture is from my wedding makeup trial.
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That is a stuffed animal where you can flip it inside out for it to be happy or angry.
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Read to die inside
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Since I have some new followers, I thought I'd share that I am the granddaughter of a Holocaust survivor, and for that reason, I understand that genocide is a horror. Free Palestine.
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This is so funny no one at UPenn would talk to CNN so they talked to a random 19 year old who wasn’t involved
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There’s this girl on tiktok with fetal alcohol syndrome who tries to educate people about it and her mentions are filled with women saying it’s ok to drink while you are pregnant.
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18 year old who’s about to be living alone in NYC: wow I can’t stop thinking about college administrators.
@BGrueskin
Bluesky Gruesky
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Imagine being a freshman who’s literally packing their bags this week to come to Columbia College or Barnard. And finding out the president just quit. Inconceivable
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Barack Obama shares his No. 1 piece of career advice for Gen Z: 'Just learn how to get stuff done'
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Car I saw earlier
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I hope the people who said Israel didn’t bomb the hospital feel dumb as shit.
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wait he makes 40 k for 10 hours a week????
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Starter homes don’t exist anymore.
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They also lived in starter homes, drove used cars, didn't dine out, "vacationed" by camping, wore hand me down clothes, etc. This can still be done, but nobody wants to do it.
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can't believe warren's campaign didn't have a quiz training staffers on how not to get a holocaust tattoo.
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I miss being a hot girl for Bernie. Now I am a hot girl for direct action, local elections, and being an asshole online.
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9 years
Wow more plagiarism from Melania
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5 years
holy shit
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Do you ever feel tired
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4 years
The son of a famous actor is complaining about having to work his way up in Hollywood
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@Brina_Lea No but the woman in front of me was in a convertible and she was like if I had realized you were going to the atm I would have let you go first lol.
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This is so funny… it’s so specific
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1 year
This asshole is back and I haven’t even planted my tomatoes yet
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8 years
Harvard in 3 tweets
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Imo we’re already in Great Depression II. People applying for thousands of jobs. Homeless people with jobs. A minimum wage that hasn’t increased since 2009. Etc.
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I think we’ve collectively decided glacier.
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one’s gotta go
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What’s your favorite unsolved mystery here’s mine
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Jewish granddaughter of a Holocaust survivor 🙋🏻‍♀️ shut up.
@joshfoxfilm
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"From the River to the Sea" is an explicitly genocidal slogan. It calls for the complete destruction of Israel and the killing of all Jews, not just in Israel. If you are posting this, we're not friends. If you are posting this, you are calling for my murder.
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I can’t believe people are taking this seriously.
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I’m sorry I love the Obama book
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when you've never met a poor person
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I want to cry but we have to keep fighting. Free Chelsea
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I feel like it would be ok to fire someone for this.
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An editor's note from the Boston Globe.
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if i were bernard sanders i would simply use a small portion of the campaign money to start a left media outlet.
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we don't deserve memes
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If something works for the rock who are we to say it doesnt.
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Steve Jobs' daughter recommending an iPhone in NYMag without a disclosure
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I’ve lived in MA, ME, and upstate NY and I’ve worked in VT I’m not fighting you New England defenders. Where is your hard earned cynicism.
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@lydiakauppi I’m not disputing that red trees exist.
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@emotweetcentral She’s 28 she could mean like 20.
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@Lennyleo1986 The version you hear on the radio is a little more… noisy.
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If you’ve ever wanted to send a dick pic now is your chance.
@GrandRapidsPD
Grand Rapids Police
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@GrandRapidsPD has set up a portal so you may upload any picture or video evidence you have from last night's unrest:
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I have some new followers so i'd like to share a story some of you have heard before. On Oct 15, 2018, Matthew Yglesias came into the restaurant where I was working and went into the bathroom with his laptop, causing a huge line. He also did not tip me
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@ModeratelyMused Omg thank you 💗.
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I just saw this and now you have to see it
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@designhealthy I’m horrible at math lol and I noticed.
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it rules how mad people are at this bikini
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@TofuTonite46351 Post face.
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I do too.
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I went to AIPAC last year and it was a deeply alienating experience. I actually almost had my press pass revoked for talking about Islamophobia during one panel. I wish more people understood how Bernie is exactly my type of Jew, and he makes me proud to be Jewish.
@JTAnews
JTA | Jewish news
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Opinion | Bernie Sanders says he is proud to be Jewish — so why is he skipping the biggest celebration of Jewish pride?
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im sorry i wasn't meaner from the beginning, i kept my mouth shut too often trying to be good. fuck that.
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@NoirSaladin the thought did occur to me.
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@gabyfilmmaker Beautiful.
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What if it wasn't that millennials are disloyal, but rather, that they have a moral compass that extends beyond institutional loyalty
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@CuprisinCarey I feel bad for her neighbors because she’s making like a sinkhole.
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@dancow Like $160k? Not insane but still.
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It’s so the idf doesn’t get you by mistake sweetie.
@GoldsteinBrooke
Brooke Goldstein
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This is the real apartheid. The fact that Jews can’t enter into “Palestinian territory”. I reject this. I reject that some places are dangerous for me to enter because I AM A JEW. Enough with this hate. #EndJewHatred
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The guy who wrote this, Henry Olsen, is a senior fellow at the Ethics and Public Policy, whose former president is Elliott Abrams. Can't make this shit up
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