Somari ฮธฮ ๐
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Joined September 2019
There is no opening to a Pixar more heavy than this. We have seen character deaths, suicide attempts, and a post apocalyptic Earth in these opening scenes, and yet none compare to an expecting father realizing all but one of his kids are dead and he is a widower.
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imagine if the girls didn't switch his gun for a water gun and he shot him in the face
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Growing up I find that Phineas's reaction to Perry's secret in Across the 2nd Dimension is really goddamn funny and grounded for a little boy to act like
What is the single most legendary crash out of all time?.
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Benefits of not having a big glowy fuck light for no goddamn reason.
this thing is powered by black magic. iโve played 100s of hours and charged it maybe 8 times. battery low warning? nbd, charge it for 20 minutes and youโre good for another 4-6 months. incredible.
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200fucking9. People have commentated on Israel's abuse of Palestinians for years. This was never about October 7th. Open your fucking eyes.
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I swear I'm not trying to be like. Miserable but why is there like no movement in this song. Jack Black just stands in place mugging the camera. Do a dance or something good lord.
โSteveโs Lava Chickenโ has become the shortest song ever to enter the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
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Marlin is probably the best take on the "overprotective father" trope. We understand the resentment from Nemo's child perspective, but we also understand Marlin's parent perspective to be so overbearing and protective of their kid: when you've seen what he's lost, it makes sense.
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Sonic Unleashed ran at a consistent 60 fps on my Series S, even during Jungle Joyride Day, but it should be known that for a small moment, like 1-2 seconds, this cutscene actually kind of chugged as the sandwich appeared. It's that powerful.
eggman's freakishly hi res sandwich from sonic unleashed will never fail to get a chuckle out of me
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Don't mind me, just immortalizing YouTube illegally charging someone who doesn't want Premium and locking off cancellation behind suspension appeal.
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I still think about how utterly miserable the atmosphere was when he survived that shot, so if I can be corny, I think the only "divine protection from God" that day was making his shooter an individual absolutely impossible from every angle to spin a narrative out of.
According to peers, shooter Thomas Crooks was a fan of Trump in high school and wore a Trump shirt in 8th grade. Follow: @AFpost
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Idk if I've said it before but Eggman's Announcement becoming such an overrun joke is so lame because it isn't even the announcement itself that was funny. It was the gradual buildup throughout the dub that makes it such a hitter.
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Monolith when given technology stronger than a base ps4
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This movie was a national gaslighting campaign to trick audiences into watching a western 2D animated movie
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It's becoming readily apparent why Nintendo felt like they needed Mario to become boring now.
are all the transformations in this game going to be weird fetish shit?
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>saberspark has done some horrific things behind closed doors that put his constant obsession with animated sex and cartoon industry predators in a new light.>The exposรฉ video is a piece of shit sketch comedy that was YouTube premiered
So hot take, I think this video should have been split up into two (one for DAGames, one for Saberspark). I also think it shouldn't have been a premiere, and a video with serious allegations most definitely shouldn't have had SO many jokes and sketch comedy in it
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On a lighter note, idk why Doug Walker just has tons of goated animated takes indiscriminately but the way he describes Not What He Seems is so so so well put together. He got it man.
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Dream is genuinely so washed because how the fuck do you have written evidence from Zachary "Gumball" Watterson about physically assaulting you and no one gives a shit because they think you had it coming and Gumball had the most killer ass clap back ever.
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Use Akira Toriyama to post racism and the universe delivers the 99 tweet doxx thread unveiling your name, online history, job, and supervillain origin of a botched circumcision by a Jewish surgeon and more goddamn.
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Y'all need to get over yourselves and realize there's more to life than making some big giant impact of some kind, just try to spread joy and happiness and do what you love. That's what life is about.
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>Japan Studio shuttered to fund this .>8 years of development.>Millions of dollars poured into this.>$40 overwatch clone.>Complete and abject failure.>Shut down after 2 weeks.>Refunding every single person who bought this shit. Unbelievable. Cool Playstation games died for this.
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Shadow the Hedgehog is a really funny game because if you inexplicably go rogue at the end of a True Hero route, Shadow will explicitly make clear that he isn't siding with the Black Arms, he just thinks Sonic is an annoying shit and needs to be humbled and bro is chill with that
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In honor of a new Nintendo Switch Years In tonight, throwback to Scott's unironically funniest bit
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The Santiago meme genuinely rotted y'all's perception of character design HE LOOKS FINE.
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You gave Matt walsh money?
Is it illegal for streaming services to prevent a person from cancelling their subscription when they want? Cause the site where I watched Chip Chilla won't allow me to cancel and says I have to submit a form via email to do so? That seems scummy to me and potentially illegal
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I think it's very sad that this short is very clearly made by a group of people who respect and admire Disney's animation history and this one part was very clearly mandated by the company to push the "Uncle Walt" narrative.
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These gifs are actually the best representation of PlayStation rn:.Shameless imitations of the medium they want video games to be like instead of just letting video games be video games.
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I believe without a doubt that Nintendo of Japan has a healthy work environment as it has been well documented but fucking NOA? FUCKKKKK NO LMAOOOOOO.
Doug Bowser says Nintendo of America is too happy to unionize.
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Weird thought yea, but realistically I'd imagine it'd be like this deleted scene where she'd have to pretend to scream in agony or something
This tweet made me realize that Mrs. Incredible probably had the easiest childbirths of all time cause of her stretching powers ๐ค unless she had to hide her powers after they made superhero stuff illegal idk.
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We live in a world where the Wii U, even after the Switch DEDUCTED exclusives, still has 22 more exclusives than the PlayStation 5.
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This video sucks watch a Wario video not made by an abuser
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YOU TOOK MY ONLY WHITE CHARACTER AND MADE THEM BLACK!! NOW I'M GONNA STAAARRVE.
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Rowley Jefferson I don't want to alarm you but there is a Zionist to your left.
โDIARY OF A WIMPY KIDโ stars Zachary Gordon and Robert Capron have reunited.
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I feel really sad when these million view, decade old videos just have an entire history of viewer discussion gone because YouTube arbitrarily decided "this is for dumb babies and dumb babies shouldn't read the comments"
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I can't get over this video the halfway twist is the most insane shit I've ever seen for a video game how do you play this.
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Modern Video games when it's time to exit the cutscene back into gameplay
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"I AM AN ACE LEAKER. A CELEBRITY! BUT YOU. YOU'RE JUST SOME CRIMINAL TRASH IN SEGA'S ATTIC"
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YOU WERE THERE. YOU WERE RIGHT THERE. YOU LITERALLY DESCRIBED THE APPEAL OF SONIC AND DESCRIBED IT AS A GAME FLAW.
I was watching Sonic Superstars IGN review and like how do you completely miss the point of Sonic? ๐
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It actually kind of hit me how out of context "SpongeBob fans got mad at no Sweet Victory performance at the Super Bowl" is cuz without it, this sounds like a band kid controversy, wjile with context its actually understandable.
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2020 had no memes 2021 has overbearing memes that never go the fuck away
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I like this joke
The first teaser for the new โAMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALLโ series has been released. Coming soon to Hulu and Disney+
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I love this image not because it's even remotely indicative of whatever Connor's actual views on race are but because as someone who used to watch his videos he would speak like that I can't unhear his voice actually saying that.
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Vinny Vinesauce saw a dude in Team Fortress 2 with the f slur in their name, then silently dropped everything to chase them down and shoot them before going "so anyways. ".
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"What's that??? Sticker Star was bad??? Mario and Luigi Paper Jam is built off of that game's identity??? Looks like Mario RPGs. NEED A HERO!!!!!
Why are the characters in Puzzle and Dragons Super Mario Bros Edition animated like that.
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@Gigatechhater He politely explained how being a YouTuber doesn't automatically make a voice actor any less legitimate.
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I Hate You is one of the best trollpastas ever made bc it's entirely made up of tropes and ridiculous plot elements to satirize the nature of video game pastas and everyone took it dead seriously.
read i hate you out of curiosity. this is my favorite line in the entire creepypasta
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Toby Fox wasn't constantly fantasizing publicly about kidnapping children as an adult, he wrote the f slur in an Earthbound hack as a teenager then went on to make tons of positive LGBT rep in literally two of the games he'd go on to release.
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If you're wondering how Keffals is responding to the call outs of her racism and call for mass digital blackface on BHM, she has responded by saying she's a POC bc she's Italian, linking a caard that says Mario and Luigi are slurs.
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I went to click on this video and my heart fucking sank when I saw the Made for Kids indicator.
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Why is everyone saying that this will kill the system as if the highest selling system worldwide isn't literally called the PlayStation with a 2 slapped on.
Pyoro (known Nintendo leaker) has confirmed that independently of the veracity of the images, the Switch 2 logo is the real one.
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Dualshock/sense controllers don't need to glow, Xbox doesn't need it's logo to glow, I just need a tiny dot that says "hey I'm on" and I'm good, fuck this stupid bullshit. It drains battery in favor of aesthetic ๐๐๐
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GEE I WONDER WHY RATINGS ARE DISABLED ON THIS VIDEO SURELY THIS IS A MYSTERY
Reminder that whoisthisgit is some fringe weirdo.
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"this isn't a genocide on Palestinians it's a war on Hamas!".Why are they baiting children to kill them with bombs?.Why are they baiting children to kill them with bombs?.Why are they baiting children to kill them with bombs?.Why are they baiting children to kill them with bombs?.
Local sources: Israeli forces left detonators, that resemble food cans, at schools in Khan Yunis. Displaced children thought they were food, as soon as they open these cans, they exploded and killed them instantly. Everyday a new Israeli atrocity.
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But him being a big Republican trumpie is insane. He genuinely adored him and then tried to assassinate him?? They can't say that "Democrats are afraid of them" because one of their own tried to finish it off. Even his own party wants him gone. Incredible.
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This is just a really funny song to me
Dude how the fuck did SpongeBob SquarePants get Pantera for Prehibernation Week.
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He's cis and straight so you can't push the groomer narrative, he's white so the "immigrants need to be deported" angle is out, male means that no misogyny can sprout from this.
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@scarfedbrit I still think submitting Lion King for literally EVERY SINGLE CATEGORY THAT WASNT BEST ANIMATED FILM is infinitely funnier but this is also comedy gold.
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This gonna sound weird but this video should be in classes on satire in comedy it's so fucking good.
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People give him shit for it but finding out your pet sorta fucked off to do something else anytime you wanted to do cool shit, and didn't even want to tell you you're helping a bad person do a bad thing, locking you into a really bad situation is all a lot to take in.
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Today is a legendary day, for the first time ever I'm actually upset at something YMS said bc holy shit what the hell is he even cooking ๐
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@datbx_ I think people underestimate how powerful of an artistic decision it is to artificially push your medium like this. Even as a fucking dribbling 10 year old I realized "OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE THE STOP MOTION SHORTS!!".
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Little Planet being this living entity that actually conveys its gratitude towards Sonic is such an underrated part of Sonic lore. I wonder if it's voice would sound motherly. She loves her Blue Savior a lot
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Mutahar leaving is crazy bro was pretty respectable for years and years doing good things for people but then he just defends Andrew Tate and KiwiFarms in the span of one month, gets heat, and leaves ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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This is why I don't care about what Schaffrilas said that much because the people who do care are saying this.
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Anytime CinemaSins hate sparks again and people try to fight it with "its satire bro" I remember when the creator of the channel recorded a serious rant in his car where he Freudian slips about what CinemaSins was really about, and deleted the evidence when highlighted by bobvids
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Dude someone posted this in a server I'm in and I could not believe how fucking accurate it is
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It is genuinely insane how transparent these announcement timings are holy shit.
Party all night long in Mario Party 3! Punch, pound, and stampede right over your opponents in a multiplayer melee or go head-to-head in two-player duel mode!. Mario Party 3 is coming to #NintendoSwitch for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members on 10/27! #N64
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Sonic Forces marketing might honestly be the absolute scummiest and dishonest that Sega has ever been when promoting a Sonic game dude what the fuck
@somari8591 Like they TECHNICALLY were telling the truth with the challenge levels but it was dishonest af.
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"wow GTA 6 looks cool". Culture war bots seeing a trailer cap with 90% black people and like 5 white people on screen:
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It's funny that red Arlo was initially conceived to just be an extremist version of arlo's opinions before it somehow became evil Arlo with the opposite opinions.
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Y'all are actually sleeping on Tails ENG OVA voice: Lainie Frasier, genuinely so cute and charming. everyone just posts the first scene of the movie to dunk on the actress, and not any other scene where she's honestly one of the most solid tails I've heard next to Colleen or Kate
Due to ease of access i usually rewatch the english dub of the ova a lot more than the original jp dub thats two episodes but whats your thoughts on the single โmovieโ english dub
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@yandhiisntreal "Why is he singing? Oh my god we're being held hostage aren't we? We're never getting back home. Minecraft is out life now.".
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Pokemon fans really speed ran getting to this point with those leaked stories
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I saw a post on here talk about how wonderfully earnest the Sonic movies are in a sea of overly self aware MCU slop and they're so right like Sonic and friends literally just wear cartoon gloves in the movies and no one questions it that's so beautiful.
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Donald Trump would be chill as fuck if he wasn't a racist sexist homophobic xenophobic pedophile.
this remains the most truthful thing an American President has ever said
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Idk if I've said it before but Eggman's Announcement becoming such an overrun joke is so lame because it isn't even the announcement itself that was funny. It was the gradual buildup throughout the dub that makes it such a hitter.
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Finding out that DaftPina told an artist to stop trying art because they'll never get better just made his animated pilot 1000 times funnier.
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So. For some reason the video is corrupted and it's like some fucking creepypasta now
"What's that??? Sticker Star was bad??? Mario and Luigi Paper Jam is built off of that game's identity??? Looks like Mario RPGs. NEED A HERO!!!!!
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why are they trying to make them look so cool. They have been a team for one game
Why are they trying to make them look so cool . They have been in two issues
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>be me.>Funny new SpongeBob movie trailer.>90% of it is cg hybrid shenanigans.>Animation looks cool.>Go see movie.>It's a gorgeous 2d animated movie with some hybrid stuff in the third act.>Spend 75% of movie thinking "wtf when does the Sponge go Out of Water?".
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This tweet is insanely funny to me, it's had a significant impact on how people discuss online horror and only now are people realizing "wait this guy makes really good detailed horror art", which makes this indiscriminate post where they just sketched this even more funny.
Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
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PlayStation holding a State of Play the same day as Sonic Central
PlayStation State of Play confirmed for tomorrow (Sept 24h, 3PM PT) news and updates on more than 20 upcoming PS5 and PS VR2 games from studios around the world. 30+ minutes long
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I would rather be killed them have someone talk about my groomer like this
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I mean, sure while everyone vents about Sonic in the 2010's remember when this was a popular opinion?
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>Japan Studio shuttered to fund this .>8 years of development.>Millions of dollars poured into this.>$40 overwatch clone.>Complete and abject failure.>Shut down after 2 weeks.>Refunding every single person who bought this shit. Unbelievable. Cool Playstation games died for this.
Concord is going offline beginning September 6th "However, while many qualities of the experience resonated with players, we also recognize that other aspects of the game and our initial launch didnโt land the way weโd intended. Therefore, at this time,
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I tried giving this video a fair shake and it immediately starts with the guy just whining that people had a positive experience with a game and gave it 9/10's when ITS SO OBJECTIVELY BAD BECAUSE IT HAS PERFORMANCE ISSUES AND A BAD STORY AND THE COMBAT ISNT AS GOOD AS PERSONA 5
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I fully believe that Crash and Bernstein was meant to be the next Twitter hyperfixation for a week and somehow Parkour Civilization just completely intercepted that title like some form of divine intervention.
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