Saltydkdan
@saltydkdan
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Video man on the internet! I also voice act, draw, and write sometimes! Opinions expressed here are my own!! (PFP by @keebyastrokat and @thestupidwizard)
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Joined September 2014
๐๏ธHey I'm Derek Kelly (AKA Salty), and I'm a Voice Actor! Ready to put my soul into whatever comes my way! Want to use MY vocal chords for YOUR thing? Here's a brief Visual Reel below to get you acquainted Shoot me an Email, DM or even just reply to this post to get in touch!๐
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Meta, OpenAI, and Oracle have collectively announced plans to spend more than $1 trillion on data centers in the next several years.
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Ending the night with screaming Five Night at Freddy Thank you for making Freddy Fazbear @LivingTombstone
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LIGHTSTEP IS SHUTTING DOWN ServiceNow is sunsetting Lightstep by March 1, 2026, after acquiring it back in 2021. Time to migrate? Get complete OpenTelemetry instrumentation with eBPF without changing your code. Join 300,000 engineers relying on @BetterStackHQ.
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THEY MADE A SONG ABOUT THE MESSAGING APP I HATE ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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PLEASE RISE FOR THE BIKER GIRL YURI NATIONAL ANTHEM ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ @LivingTombstone
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Just announced at Retool Summit: A new way to build. Describe the app you want, and Retool generates it instantly. We๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝre bringing AI AppGen to the enterpriseโon your data, in your cloud, with your security built right in.
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I feel that the ideal way to listen to this live is to mentally imagine a white woman with a controller on the left hand side of the stage @LivingTombstone
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Hearing this song live is actually changing my brain chemistry neuron by neuron I think @LivingTombstone That.. or Iโm shitting my pants as I type this and cannot control my bowels
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Okay now @TOKYOMACHINE is here now LOL WAS NOT EXPECTING BUT AIGHT WE BALL
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Hold on wait, itโs actually @QbombBand at the @LivingTombstone concert my bad What a fake out!
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Likes are private for everyone EXCEPT ME I GUESS
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OH MY GOD THERE SHE IS
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Hey guys guess where I am : )))) (hint: I am somewhere in America)
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But I was told by Gay Republicans the Republicans were not anti-gay
The Supreme Court appears ready to side with Trump in bringing back โgay conversion therapy.โ This practice involves physically abusing teenagers to try to turn them heterosexual, including with electric shocks and chemically-induced nausea.
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Sonic obsession so bad, I noticed a microscopic headless Metal Sonic on the floor of New York Penn Station
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You can hear the Fire Emblem fan react to the new Fire Emblem game the moment the Bear mauls me to death
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Cocomelon President dude
Trump just posted this incredibly weird AI video of himself and JD Vance in a band and Russ Vought as the grim reaper. This is what the president is doing while the government is shut down. Weโre so screwed.
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Babe hold on, Iโm rage baiting fire emblem fans
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