Todd S. Howard
@ToddHowardSigma
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Director of Bethesda ✝ | parody | Max Payne and Bond’s top guy | Nostalgia Critic and Adam Sandler stan | Kojima and CD Projekt hater | MOOSE IS IN THE HOUSE
Joined June 2020
If Schindlers List is better than Jurassic Park then why hasn’t there been a Schindlers List 2 or 3 or a Schindlers World?.
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People like it out of spite of Bethesda
What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?.
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Video essayists when they see a cool side quest where you kill criminal scum
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People really think that being a elf mage or archer is somehow more original lmao.
"Oh wow, baldur's gate 3 has over a dozen playable races!".Me-.Race: Human, white.Sex: Male.Class: Knight with longsword
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>make movie based off of old serials you used to watch .>make billions of dollars.>make kino prequels that are hated by the undignified masses .>decide to sell hated franchises.>buyers make bad movies that reveal the kino that came before . Total Lucas Victory
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I can’t watch or support Hasan because I don’t like cockroaches.
THIS IS WILD.Streamer says #Starfield fans can't be supportive of Todd Howard because he is WHITE!??!?! wtf!?
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Employees when people loot the store vs when an old guy pays with coins
Man at dystopian cashless store demands they take his money. And he is absolutely right.
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The people have spoken
Will Clarence Thomas be welcomed into Hyperborea? (Please retweet).
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*TND happens*. Redditor: well uh that just happened.
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Just play the games if you want to pretend to be a woman
.@bethesda outed and fired a trans woman because they considered her healthcare a distraction and held her surgery dated hostage in a way for them to fire her.
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Matpat will be welcomed into hyperborea!
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Tony is fat but also kinda muscular and very charming while H3 is fat.
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>says mutants are dangerous .>gets kidnapped by dangerous mutants so is proven correct . He did nothing wrong!
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Yeah
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“Erm wait are you telling me unlike le wholesome RDR2 you kill natives in RDR1!?!”
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Todd is still smiling!
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The only person who is allowed to say phone bad is Ted Kaczynski.
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Right wing leftist meme.
>"transexual not transgender". Gospodin president Putler nuke whoever made this meme from orbit!
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In a world full of painters be a power washer.
Watch as a member of the public washes off paint from a Just Stop Oil protest, as it carries on around them. #TalkTV
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“This will be used against trans people!!!”. Huh?
BREAKING: Florida Senate committee has unanimously passed a bill that would give the death penalty to those who commit sexual crimes against children.
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Todd Howard is the ultimate father figure and has done more for western civilization than both Jordan and Tate
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“I honestly love peake blinders' depiction of oswald mosley. They pull no punches at all, it's just "this is the most evil man in the world"”
I honestly love peake blinders' depiction of oswald mosley. They pull no punches at all, it's just "this is the most evil man in the world".
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Don’t do it please donate that money to charity instead or use it to pre-order Starfield
@ToddHowardSigma Next in my backlog. I will enjoy it to personally spite you.
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“r/abandonedporn”. I hate Reddit.
Abandoned vending machine from the late 1980's/ Early 1990's.
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EATING FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE CAUSED ALL THE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD
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When a wastelander says something so mutie you hit them with the pre-war stare
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Witch test: if a Christian refuses to say “Christ is lord” or any variation are they really Christian?.
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@PDakkadakka Dude played Earthbound and thought he could make it better by adding lesbians and tumblr humor.
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DSP and WingsofRedemption will outlive them.
These mfers could have just kept producing the same milquetoast normie content for years but couldn't help pandering to weirdos.
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Here’s what I would look like if I was black or Chinese
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@theBasedPrince @conan_esq In Fallout 3 the tenpenny ghoul side quest even if you get the ghouls in peacefully Roy and other ghouls kill the original residents . Immigration?.
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‘A Bridge Too Far’ [1977]. Dir: Richard Attenborough. DoP: Geoffrey Unsworth.
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Poor people shouldn’t be allowed to play games
"Oh but only if you can't buy it".No. Not if you live in a poor country and a game costs half your salary for lack of regional pricing. Or if DLC is unaffordable. Ever looked at the Sims?.Games should never be gatekept for wealthy people.
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“Watchmen is about how superheroes are bad!”. Wrong, bozo. It’s about how cool Rorschach is
“Starship Troopers is about Fascism”. Wrong, bozo. It’s about how Mormons are the cause of all the wars
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@kevin_smith45 @KyleKulinski We didn't call Mitt Romney far-right. We didn't call McCain far-right. We didn't call Nikki Haley far-right. It's just the one guy, who calls for the "dissolution of all laws, even those in the constitution" and calls his opponents vermin. The GOP DOES call everything communism.
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“What was it like playing Minecraft before Notch sold it?”
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All of them are mid children games
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