thank you so much @Brawlcats for this adorable drawing of me. this sums me (and mii) up perfectly

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH KAMEK IN 2ND PLACE 😭😭😭😭😭😭.

chara tweet.

whenever sky-high sundae gets chosen, i go "ice creeeeeeeam!" like that fucked up miyamoto video.

god i need some buffalo wild wings RIGHT NOW man.

look, i don't like to judge people, but if three-lap sky-high sundae is an option, why would you pick intermission choco mountain.

how come hamsters only get to live for two years but turtles get to live for like, 100. how the fuck is that fair.

RT @KirbyCheatFurby:

i'm finally playing it and completed the first canto. back to gacha hell i guess

there's no way in hell waluigi is in the same weight class as wario, so i'd assume it's safer to use him.

i kind of wish the heavies were better in mario kart world online because i want to use wario and cow more.

RT @FallenImpacts: @KirbyCheatFurby It’s certainly the gassiest track.

while i don't think rainbow road in mario kart world is the best track to play on, i really like how they still kept the space station concept from 8 and made it the track's third section

something sweet, something funny.take a whiff of my wario honey!

HAWK TUAH SECRET EASTER EGG IN MARIO KART WORLD??. on section 2 of rainbow road, as you glide down to the water, there's always two hawks that fly in the air as you descend. that's right, tuah them.

RT @KirbyCheatFurby: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AAAAAHHHHHHHH

weird creature on the television!

what of instead of pokemon it was pookiemon and it starred your favorite pookies.

if you pick crown city you're part of the problem.

some of them are good, and some actually give you a unique take on the actual track, but it doesn't happen enough.