Welp. That's it for me on here for a while. I'd rather read books this winter than this dumpster fire.

Massively excited to launch the @SlackHQ State of Work. Writing was a wild ride involving 60+ partners—and now that it's out in the world, we have a cornerstone piece of thought leadership that will drive much of our future efforts. So proud of this team!

The sequel to the Social Network - where the Winklevii lose all their money in bitcoin, and the whole metaverse thing doesn't pan out for Zuck, so they're all classmates at Harvard Business School, grinding hard to become Sr. Product Directors at Apple - is going to be so good.

https://t.co/QbmDucliEk

Elon Musk coming into the Twitter office tomorrow

Don't get me wrong: I loathe the current celebrity chatter about Kanye, Elon buying Twitter, etc. But why am I not seeing more "Brady Bündchen" puns in headlines?

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

Thanks be 🙏 to the Algorithm for bringing this finely crafted presentation back into my life

My absolute favorite trope is pro athletes going undercover. Will watch every iteration of this until the end of time

NYC is limiting the hours when trash is taken out because of issues with rats, and it's genuinely hard to pick a favorite quote from today's presser Pick your fighter:

Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had. Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”, a local weather woman. Jerry breaks up with her because she’s wrong about the weather one weekend. (Jerry misses a Mets game)

An old townhome turned coffee shop in the heart of Kyoto, Japan

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." https://t.co/CI1WDV17oe

Our parents were potpourri-loving maximalist clutter freaks so we reacted by painting everything that could be painted white, and everything else we made clean and slick, and now we have to admit: we went too far. Our spaces are charmless.

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

This is some David Copperfield level magic right here. 🪄 ✨

it's your classic "pick two" scenario

So, @TheOnion filed an amicus brief before the Supreme Court in defense of parody under the First Amendment… and it’s exactly what you’d expect. https://t.co/1JFfSqUJFA

funniest sign I saw in Ohio

how it feels to wear a sport coat in modern society