I have an interesting migration destination. Must apply top saboteur manouvers to avoid bot detection: myusernamehere{#at_symbol}mas{#dot_or_period}town is where it's at. Scrape that bots!

That's it. I'm out twitter. It's been a blast. Sorry @ElonMusk ruined it. You know how to find me. Sethillgard everywhere

james cameron is a fuckin liar here’s how it actually went down

Startup idea: an $8 a month impersonation service but it's a different color.

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males https://t.co/1jX6dgfDAa

Just raised $500m for my new startup that uses AI to detect crypto fraud. We don’t actually use any AI, we just say that everything is fraud and haven’t been proven wrong yet.

Tweet "'drop table users" daily until it works

We have a winner!!

just saw this monstrosity on tumblr and I am horrified

Hey @elonmusk how much for a purple check mark with a yellow dot and a squiggle to the right?

This dip is so red it has become salsa.

This is amazing:

Hey, friends, we just gave our company to planet Earth. OK, it’s more nuanced than that, but we’re closed today to celebrate this new plan to save our one and only home. We’ll be back online tomorrow. https://t.co/fvRFDgOzVZ

Eternal darkness emanating from the rotten core, putrid, hateful, ever consuming bone, flesh and tears. This exists. The suffering it creates shall not be ignored, and the monsters behind it must pay. Today I wear black and speak in anger and despair.

Look closely. There are actually 16 circles in this image. And once you see them, the image appears changed forever. The wonderful coffer illusion, by Anthony Norcia

Yes.

we're introducing many important new features and customization options to the stanley parable and we can't wait for you to experience them all

The Mariupol garrison is the story of military valor not seen in Europe since World War II. Period.