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A few months ago, I saw that I'd been granted admin access to the store page of The Stanley Parable on Steam.
So I added Guy Fieri to the main image and, every now and then, increased his opacity.
Today they found out and made me change it back
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Here is some content we had to cut from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
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not gonna lie, overwatch 2 porn looking a lot like overwatch 1 porn :/
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remember the stanley parable "go outside" achievement that you get after not playing for 5 years?
we just bumped it up to 10 years
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You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It's sad that you don't know the difference.
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Fair warning
Do not play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe on a Friday the 13th
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unpopular horror opinion but the backrooms were good because of the concept of being all alone in infinite rooms without escape, nothingness was what people were supposed to fear. adding a loud british voice to that ruined the whole concept
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added a photoshopped hand because i didn't want people to think my left hand was out of frame doing other stuff
If you’re playing with a mouse, you can enable “One-handed walking” and auto-walk by pressing both the left and right mouse buttons. You can play through most of the game with one hand. We call this “coffee mode” internally. And yes, this is totally lifted from World of Warcraft.
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It’s important to us that The Stanley Parable can be enjoyed by as many people as possible.
That's why we introduced many new accessibility settings and quality-of-life features to the Ultra Deluxe edition. A thread:
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did you know? if you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra deluxe on a Friday the 13th, stanley's legs become visible
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can't believe the new ps5 controller has a 'honk' button! incredible!
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there's a game-breaking bug in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe and we need some more time to fix it
in the meantime, we added this:
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this is awkward
just found out someone already made a game called "The Stanley Parable" in 2013??? 😭
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The page is back to normal, but some proof still exists on the Wayback Machine.
I'm sorry for the damage I caused by adding this extra bit of flavor to Stanley Parable, but honestly it's the admins fault for giving me access in the first place?
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i'm a dev on the game and that gives me canon control so I'm just gonna say it: Backrooms + Stanley Parable same universe
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just found out you can read notes from people who refunded your game on steam
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hue jackman and his brothers saturation jackman and lightness jackman
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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe comes to Steam, Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X|S on April 27, 2022!
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For context, I work on the "Ultra Deluxe" version of Stanley Parable. That's probably why the mix-up happened and I gained control over both pages on Steam
Please consider trying out the new version with lots of new content and endings, out later this month on Steam and consoles
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Jerma was so bad at following directions, it's incredible he wasn't fired years ago
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nintendo switch doesn't have achievements (what's up with that?), so we built our own system for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe.
sorry i like to take my shoes off while i'm gaming
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not many people know this but our game is locked to 30 fps until you watch the full credits
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congratulations stanley on the big promotion
Stanley is now the new nightshift guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
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we are updating The Stanley Parable for a new generation of players, swapping all of the narrator dialogue with the tik tok text to speech voice
here's the new intro!
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joke alert!!! joke warning!!! stanley parable preceded the backrooms. i was kidding! joshing around alert!!! do not reply, do not engage!!! joke!!!!!!
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anyone know the game name?
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If you’re playing with a mouse, you can enable “One-handed walking” and auto-walk by pressing both the left and right mouse buttons. You can play through most of the game with one hand. We call this “coffee mode” internally. And yes, this is totally lifted from World of Warcraft.
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twitter rejected another request to get us verified. that was our... 10th attempt?
doesn't matter if we list this profile in our top billing game or if we provide articles from huge sources linking back to us.
this process is fundamentally broken unless you Know a Guy ✌️😩
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In the first 24 hours after its release, The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe has sold over 100,000 copies on Steam!
We're blown away by the response so far. Massive thanks to everyone who's playing, streaming and sharing!
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you wouldn't scroll past without saying howdy to the skip button, would you?
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The last game you played now has “The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe” as its title. What’s the game you last played called now?
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i have this stanley plush that i pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it's sopping wet all the time 😭i slam it against walls and it makes a loud thud
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“I want to play it before I die”
Popular YouTuber Shirley Curry known as “Stanley Grandma” is calling on Stanley Parable to hurry up the appearance of the New Content Door
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Certain sections in the game deal with suicide, trauma, and mental health issues. You can now opt into Content Warnings, which will display ahead of these moments, letting you skip them entirely. The game will still see these endings as completed and you’ll progress as usual.
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btw The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is also coming to Fort Night
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NEW RULES for interacting with this profile!!!
1) if i make a weird joke that's epic
2) if you make a weird joke that's cringe
3) by reading this you agree
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When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he never went not through no un-door on his leftn't
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bottomless pit supervisors real quiet since stanley dropped
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i think i just found a huge new secret in Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe???
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hey it's dom, art + social media person, letting you know i'm not a part of crows anymore.
i need some space to focus on my health and i’m looking forward to exploring new things eventually.
thank you for supporting our work, it means a whole lot!
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everyone knows the smartest and coolest thing in art is when it looks like two things at the same time
that's why we made the official cover art for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe a vinyl but also a bucket
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our game is at 615,664 wishlists on steam
if i don't see 615,664 new sales from the summer sale soon i'll be so pissed
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After 3 years of full time development, The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is content complete and launching in early 2022 on consoles and home computers! Check out our Steam page!
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thank you Undertale Facts
* The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe – The Complete Soundtrack contains a track named "But Nobody Came", this however isn't the same song as the one in Undertale as they made sure to make that extra clear.
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portal 1 and 2 are on switch and that's great
but let's not forget about "portal but it's a fucked office full of wormholes and for the most part you can't even tell you're being teleported around" which is also on switch
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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is out now!
We're grateful for your patience and beyond excited for you to experience it.
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If you own The Stanley Parable on Steam, you can now get 33% off the Ultra Deluxe edition!
There was an issue where people weren't getting the discount after bundle purchases. We talked to Valve and fixed it.
For reference, here's Stanley at 33% lowered opacity
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extremely grossed out because i just learned that as a game dev i technically work in "tech"
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YouTube helping people with premium subscription issues in the replies and ignoring my OP question is hilarious
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i'm literally just trying to display an image next to our game's name. where is this pulled from? how do i make one appear? what will it take. please
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introducing the ‘snes classic mini’ classic mini!
- timeless design
- almost invisible to the human eye
- no space wasted on games
- please do not inhale the nostalgia
*ac adaptor sold separately
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and there was another "The Stanley Parable" before it in 2011??? wtf we're so close to launch i don't know what to do
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it's over for the discount
from now on we're all paying full price for the stanley parable: ultra deluxe and giving a little bit more to the developers .......
gone, but not forgotten ... good night sweet prince
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okay new solution: we change the game art to be youtube's placeholder image
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would be more legendary at even lower resolution
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that was real and we paid a lot of money for it zachary
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the stanley parable reassurance bucket finally got new stickers
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