the man formally know as gay wizard
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Caught one naughty human and a silly giant with him trespassing in my tower. I casted a spell of paralyzing and now I'm boiling them in a stew for dinner
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The goblins looking at the fireball i just cast hurdling at them at 87 mph
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What's a wizarding opinion that'll get you locked up like this
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I'm so proud of my homunculus strutting down the runway!! 🤩🤩🤩
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@toffee_32
@Freedom4Gnomes
Give em a pass, they're a gnome so they think everything is giant
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Gosh that's a lot of room for potions and poisons
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"Gay wizard! Gay wizard! You most stop posting bangers! They'll kill you!"
Me:
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Rip bozo! Smoking that long cut elf grass pack 🍃🍃🔮🔮🔮👍
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Pick your race:
Humans
Elves
Dwarves
Orcs
Halflings
Bitches from Florida
Dragon born
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I need help budgeting:
Rent 1k
Food $300
Car $500
Large labyrinth to keep all the fools who dare oppose me $708,046.96
HELP MY MINONS ARE STARVING
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"So he dies and comes back as Gandalf the white instead of the grey"
'Sweet so kinda of like spring trap?"
"Yes"
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Breaking news! Estonian rapper Tommy Cash dresses up as a grandparent from risk of rain 2 for paris fashion week
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When you got that one white homie, but he's chill af
An Etruscan Amphora; 6th Century BC.
It is now on display with other repatriated art (almost exclusively Etruscan or Greek) in Aula Ottagona, a part of Baths of Diocletian.
Now used as a exhibition space for National Roman Museum in Rome, Italy.
#archaeohistories
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Bruh how tf did sorcerers survive without pre-written spells on scrolls 😭😭😭😭
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@wizardsextape
I suggest you release the 'wizard sex tape' to finally get enough followers to surpass him
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Does anyone know how to cheer up my homunculus? She's been brewing slurp potions for 17 hours and doesn't seem all that happy
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All the girlies (me n the wizards) going out for a night of fun😍 (slinging spells at every sentient thing we see)
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"Dude you better not be fertile and breedable at the function"
*me at the function*
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Ok kinda lazy but imagine i edited it to say 'casting spells'
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"Um actually, teleporting someone high up in the air and letting them fall is not murder!"
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Ok everyone say hi to max or i will turn you into rat
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My latest creation, it howls and screams all night for it's in excruciating pain! ☺️
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Pissed off a gnome🙄 and now she thinks her familiar can do something to stop me 😂
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The god emperor and his 20 fail sons after getting hit with a "you know who else is the emperor of mankind?"
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there's no wizards actually, just weirdos role playing on Twitter
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Let's just say I'm jorkin my wand... and by wand i mean penus
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Am i a wizard gimmick account? A gay gimmick account? No I'm just annoying
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Look in between w and- AGGHH WHAT IS THAT THING DOING THERE
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Hey has anyone seen my cancer potions?
So there’s literal green sludge bubbling up from the ground next to World Trade Center right now
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Yeah i used to lube these up and try and fuck the shit outta them
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Spell of the century:
14th- Fireball
15th- Fireball
16th- Fireball
17th- Fireball
18th- Fireball
19th- Fireball
20th- Fireball
21st- Testicular torsion
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Ok already working much better now :)
@seamussy
Have you tried making them another homunculus friend?
homunculus get slugish if they don't have a partner to work with
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Magic carpet? Set course to baldurs gate
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Fellas would this be a effective way to *consume* a potion for It's effects?
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Just left mage depot, lmk what y'all need next time i go
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You're telling me there's a whole warehouse of men?????
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I've been working on this brew for centuries and this is the thanks i get? Smfh mortals don't deserve this nectar of the gods 😒
should be illegal to sell these. If you drink these they should do zero dark thirty stuff to you at black sites
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Big wizard one fear, a brimmed hat and a brimless getting along
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Guys my transformation spell did not work...
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Boeing i jerked my penus in the airplane bathroom so hard blood came out? I think that's a plane defect
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He was shot????????
The top hat worn by Abraham Lincoln the night he was shot.
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White moms buying out all the magic crystals has honestly made it really expensive for me to do my scrying rm 🙃
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What if instead of columbo, it was called freako and he liked getting fucked in the ass
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The rumor around the tavern is that 'The Wizard' will revive after 3 days like jesus
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They should make one where it's literally just a foreskin and you have to pull it back to shift gears
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"MMMmmmmmhhu fuck that was some scrumptious reddit gold kind stranger!"
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Let's say just say I'm working on a "sloppy bj spell"
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