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Sci-Fi Author • Web3 Artist • Part-Time Futurist | Time whispers the secrets of the universe to those who listen.

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8 months
If you’re reading this, you may be asking yourself the following question: “A. G. Chronos… who is this guy?” I find myself asking that very question everyday. Are we not simply just passengers on an organic vessel traveling through space at 2 million miles per hour? Is there
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@Sinozick @MarioNawfal It’s beginning to feel like the timing of that alarm test was not a coincidence
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@UsingCigarettes Did you make eye contact after
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@catshouldnt That little dude is SHOOK he’s like how in the what is going on right now
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@NoContextHumans Honey here’s a napkin you’ve got something on your face
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@DiscussingFilm Does this man drink water how is this comfortable
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@0xgaut Wait so… does that mean previous models would just die when plugged in if used all day?
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@ultrakillblast Bro this is just straight up erotic Dracula is going TO TOWN
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@vidsthatgohard Bro that’s a life-changing slam right there
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@ChrisJBakke She sure pulled a wild card on him
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@MAstronomers This straight up looks like a strand of material on carpet
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@ableton_mma Bro Logan put that man IN HIS PLACE
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@DomTheBombYT Pour one out for the homies 🫡
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@vidsthatgohard He's actually just the GOAT
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@0xgaut You gotta admit the ref looks like he thought it was funny
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@TweetsOfCats This is not pawssible
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@depthsofwiki Now that is an absolute legend right there, what a beast
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@catshouldnt Hold on is this a blue cat with pink eyes what species is this alien
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@MikeLeslieWFAA This the real walk of shame
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@CatWorkers Don’t touch me GARY I know what I’m doing
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@DiscussingFilm Pretty interesting story to choose for a light-hearted remake
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@cz_binance @BinanceUS All my worries have now evaporated 🫡 thank you King for once again eliminating FUD. What’s the most valuable lesson you’ve learned this bear market so far?
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@PicturesFoIder Working a 9 - 5 and living for the weekend
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@HumansNoContext Why was she just staring him down that hard the whole time before he even started
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@vidsthatgohard Good luck to us all 🫡
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 How can I develop this ability to hide from my problems
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@arctanno Not gonna lie Zuck is quite the Chad… one of the only remaining big tech founders still running the show and innovating. Doesn’t mean he’s perfect, but the dude’s life seems pretty awesome.
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@tommychong Oh my dude you already know we’re chewin 😮‍💨🤌
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@TuckerCarlson Tucker really single-handedly is taking on the entire news entertainment industry, and quite frankly winning 🤷‍♂️
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@cctvidiots Did the bear really just get bullied by a couple hogs
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@WatcherGuru Load up those BTC bags ladies and gentlemen we’re about to turbo send
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@TweetsOfCats My cat Tobi eats 8 times a day. It’s smaller portions though, so it’s not 8 full meals. I’ve heard it’s healthier to spread out the meals like that.
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@buitengebieden Is he still looking at me 😳
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@buitengebieden He was SHOOK after that first sand toss
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@HumansNoContext Bro she is cute what is this nerd doing
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@InternetH0F This the human equivalent of my cat freaking out over his shadow
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@GTA6Intel Dude this is the moment we’ve all been waiting for
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@TweetsOfCats He knows what he did He will escape and do it again
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@HelloItsVG Easily IG has got to go 💯 Discord brings communities together for effective collaboration YouTube is an unlimited supply of knowledge X is the most superior platform for content creation and network effects
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@ParikPatelCFA Incredibly insightful thesis my good sir
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@business It’s going to be beautiful
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@prophecy__13 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Well it’s working phenomenally
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@0xgaut Is there a similar map to visualize the density of my smooth brain 🤤
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@TweetsOfCats Hi can I have one order of mlems to-go please
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@PicturesFoIder Wait hold up… 1) Where did the cat fall from?? 2) Why is the dog wearing shoes? 3) Where is the dog’s owner? 4) Do the cat and dog know each other??
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@AltcoinDailyio The day Apple announces its Web3 strategy will be glorious
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@MAstronomers Back when Mount Roraima was a kid, they had to walk to school uphill BOTH WAYS
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@ParikPatelCFA Bro today is the first I’ve heard of scooping I am not fan my guy it’s a beautiful part of the bagel
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@DiscussingFilm The Batman 2 Superman Legacy Avatar 3 GTA 6 My top choices in that order
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@MrBeast You’re like that nerdy girl with braces and acne from middle school that turned into an absolute smoke show after college
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@0xgaut No idea why it doesn't work No idea why it works
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@ShouldHaveCat They just want to be involved
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@catshouldnt Orange is the best
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@MAstronomers Are you telling me I get less action than a Demodex
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@ZssBecker As Alex Hormozi likes to say, think in hundreds. Hundreds of hours, hundreds of days, hundreds of reps.
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@bariweiss @TheFP Digital fentanyl is the perfect description for TikTok 🙌
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@POTUS Sir how can I become a billionaire?
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@InternetH0F Doctors IRL are pretty useless ngl At the minimum, you need to take a blood test, otherwise how are you supposed to make any kind of informed decisions by a standard physical
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@PicturesFoIder Any country song
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@chainlinkpapi_ 1 million seconds is 11.57 days. 1 quadrillion seconds is 31,688,763.11 years. Few.
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@MrNixn @TweetsOfCats This is also no longer your sink
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@SpaceX We're literally watching mankind become multi-planetary in front of our eyes
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@colorado_crypto Bouncer: Sir who do you know here? Anon: *says nothing, shows # of LINK in wallet* Bouncer: Right this way sir. The VIP lounge is upstairs.
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@DojaHQs I like her pants
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@AutismCapital It almost looks like they made a satire of themselves
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@chainlink Fast forward 10 years: - Hundreds of L1s and L2s - Every bank has it’s own chain - Most institutions have their own stablecoin Nobody even knows what chain they’re using because CCIP connects the world 🤝
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@Pentosh1 Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times.
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@BillyM2k Oh no all 42 people on Threads are going to get so upset if the name changes
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@AutismCapital We’re all losing patience like him, that’s the global vibe right now
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@ArtOdditiesAI Gn this one is awesome, really makes you think
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@elonmusk Glad they specified by humans, so many aliens lying around these days wouldn’t want to get it confused
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@GTAVI_Countdown Bro 2025 come ooooooonnnn
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Tobi the Explorer Salutations, cherished reader! Allow me to introduce myself: I am Tobi, an orange tabby cat with a penchant for the extraordinary hidden within the seemingly mundane. My tail twitches in anticipation as I invite you to join me on a splendid adventure, “Tobi
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@HowThingsWork_ It looks complex with all these color coded visuals, imagine just a ton of red gooey stuff everywhere
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Bro what’d you put in my drink again?
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@krishnanrohit ChatGPT re-write the Craigslist homepage in HTML
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@DrLoupis Thank you community notes 🙌
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@DiscussingFilm Daredevil has the coolest fight scenes
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@archillect This belongs on r/confusedboner
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@RadarHits 1984…. That’s all I’m gonna say
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Daily Chronos #88 Poised at the edge of space, I gaze down at the alien planet below, my mission clear, my resolve steel. The vastness of the void around me is electric, yet I'm insulated by technology's finest armor. "Pressure stabilized," the AI in my helmet purrs, "Oxygen
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@eth_bhny @leiane1 BHNY the homie walks the walk when it comes to support 🤝
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@Claudio77055993 That’s not an alien that’s Paul
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@0xgaut Ahh yes perfect everything makes sense now 🤝
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@dillondanis When I see all this bickering online, I just imagine Mike Tyson or Muhammad Ali in their shoes. What are the odds they’d be acting the same way?
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For the curious minds — my latest projects are just a click away. Step into my world and explore the links below 👇 Gumroad OpenSea
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Daily Chronos #92 Under the guise of translucent beauty, the Chironex fleckeri drifts, its lethality veiled beneath the waves. Innocent in its graceful ballet, the box jellyfish is nature's silent assassin, each movement calculated with a predator's precision. A brush against
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@MKBHD Okay this is actually amazing. It’s going to be so cool when Apple releases it as a brand new feature in 2 years.
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@AlgodTrading It is so much to ask for just a $10M return on my $10K investment?
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@Schwarzenegger Thank you for the support Arnold 🙏 means a lot
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@BitcoinMagazine Today this man owns a yacht and has 3 girlfriends
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@InternetH0F You might as well be 29 and hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt
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@Cobratate Life hack. Dump 50 lbs of ice into a hot tub. This will give you the benefits of cold plunges and heat exposure. 1 session becomes 2 sessions and you can optimize recovery time. Few.
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Beyond the Rift Chapter 7: The Dance of Flora Mark's initial alarm at the bizarre nature of the planet’s creatures had only been a precursor to his astonishment at the alien flora. The landscape that lay beyond the forest's edge was a breathtaking sight, featuring rolling
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Daily Chronos #63 Glasses filled with swirling cosmic brews sat untouched at a bar where three alien philosophers convened, their scales and frills aglow with the dim pulsations of overhead lanterns. Unheard by others, their minds engaged in a fierce telepathic debate,
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Daily Chronos #73 The screen's glow was the only light in the room, casting long shadows behind the intern as his finger hovered over the 'Enter' key. He had drafted the announcement, a routine task, mimicking a thousand such posts before. But with a slip of his finger, the
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@arianesvow @TweetsOfCats Really great question! Not too sure about this, although it was his vet that recommended smaller portions throughout the day. When he eats larger portions all at once, he eats too fast too quickly and then throws up. Spreading out the meals helps mitigate the throwing up.
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Beyond the Rift Prepare yourself to join astronaut Mark Harrison on a daring mission to explore a distant, uncharted planet via hyperspace wormhole travel. As the last hope for humanity's future, Mark's task is to assess this alien world for possible colonization. What he
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Daily Chronos #67 Perched upon a rocky throne, the beast surveyed his domain with the quiet confidence of a king. Muscles rippled under a golden mane, each fiber a testament to battles fought and won. Eyes, sharp as a hawk's, gleamed with a fierce intelligence that transcended
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