Puneet Chadha
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@infinitynairobi
@vaitor
Lots of countries and companies are doing this. but
@jmrothberg
is building a RNA based test. That is what we need asap
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What is Biswa Kalyan Rath's father's name ?
Unneeswa Kalyan Rath
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Saare retailers kha ke Zomato haj ko chala
Zomato founder
@deepigoyal
to donate Rs 700 Cr of vested ESOPs to Zomato Future Foundation. The money will be used to educate children of
@zomato
delivery partners. Details below 👇
What a great cause!!
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Modi: India mein kahin chunaav ho raha?
Nahin sir. US mein ho rahe hain
Modi: Chalo fir
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Wrote this with
@thetanmay
@devaiahPB
@VishalDayama
Deep Joshi. Always a pleasure to work for
@CRED_club
@kunalb11
@trupthi_s
@neelakshmathur
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Must say the Cowin experience is really smooth and effortless. Random strangers are getting vaccinated using my phone number aur mujhe kuchh pata bhi nahin chala.
@rssharma3
@medianama
@nixxin
@AihikS
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New work with King Khan for
@DisneyPlusHS
. Had a great time as usual, working with the OG team
@thetanmay
@devaiahPB
@VishalDayama
and Deloret.
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Year 2 of writing for
@CRED_club
. Got to work again with the OG writing team
@thetanmay
,
@devaiahPB
,
@LifeOfPai_
and
@VishalDayama
. Rockstar director
@AyappaKM
. And bestest clients
@kunalb11
,
@trupthi_s
and
@neelakshmathur
.
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Kids in Africa are starving kyunki woh decide nahi kar paa rahe zomato pe kya order karein
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Fun Fact: More adults are addressed as baby than babies
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Bahut hard fun was had while writing this for
@therealkapildev
with you know who-
@thetanmay
@devaiahPB
@VishalDayama
and Deep Joshi. Directed by Ayappa KM. Approved by
@kunalb11
@trupthi_s
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Just checked the test report in my bag. It says i am a kleptomaniac. I almost freaked out until i checked the name, it's not mine.
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At one point I was so obsessed with LOTR, that’s all I talked about all the time. Thankfully, it never became a hobbit. Damn it.
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@thetanmay
Didn't know
@AnupamPkher
was behind every chutiya whatsapp forward, all these years
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New work with
@devaiahPB
@thetanmay
Deep Joshi. Produced by
@Granfalloon21
@shittychinz
Web3 hum banaye LFG!
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"रेसिस्ट तो हम साउथ अफ्रीका से लेकर आ जायेंगे दिल्ली को शिक्षा मंत्री की ज़रुरत है"
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Udhaari Scam is now streaming on Amazon miniTV on the Amazon Shopping app! Watch for FREE now!
@MiniTVonAmazon
@PiratedSardar
@karan_chhabra
@VishalDayama
ComedyCartel
#UdhaariScam
#ComedyCartelOnAmazonminiTV
#WatchForFREE
#AmazonminiTV
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Wrote this one with
@devaiahPB
and Deep Joshi. Directed by our main man
@AyappaKM
.
@bettenair
helped us manage this project super smoothly. And much thanks to Saumya Rathor and her team at
@PepsiIndia
for backing us completely and being super supportive throughout.
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Friend: You shouldn't make jokes on autistic people.
Me: Kyun? woh sun ke shakale banayenge?
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Did you see the movie about the broken wearable clock? it's a one time watch.
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.
@1mgOfficial
How long do I have to wait for the Covid test report? It's been more than 30 hours. And all you have to offer are false promises
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Newer work. ad
#2
in the series for
@DisneyPlusHS
with
@iamsrk
. Written with
@thetanmay
@devaiahPB
Deep and
@VishalDayama
. Directed by Ayappa
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Wrote this one with
@VishalDayama
Being choke slammed by Khali on his YouTube channel has to be Minnal Murali’s biggest takeaway from this test!
#MinnalOnNetflix
@SophiaPaul66
@basiljoseph25
@ttovino
@greatkhali
@Vasan_Bala
@Wblockbusters1
@VladRimburg
@KevinPaul90
@cedinp
@shaanrahman
@sushintdt
@AjuVarghesee
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Itni lambi sense waali statement pe ek line mein hag diya.
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People: That person is too negative. Don't talk to Toxic people.
Said person commits suicide
People: I wish they had talked to somone.
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Friend: why are you dressed like Bitcoin? It's not even halloween
Me: I just want someone to HODL me forever
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Sometimes I get claustrophobic while thinking cos I realise it's all in my head.
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I think I am an agreeable person unless you think I am not. Then I am not.
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Somewhere between the anagrams of 'I pressed on' and 'Person dies' lies 'Depression'
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No wonder, I stay up all night crying
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside. When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely.
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Shawshank redemption: The whole picture is about the hole, picture.
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Actor Varun Pruthi : Uncle iss umar mein bhi aap itna kaam karte hai. yeh saari phool ki maala ka kitna hua ?
Guy: hatna, arthi uthani hai.
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Tea sellers pouring tea into a cup and back into it again many times are just low budget bar tenders
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Just gave the panwala a 500 rs. note to buy a single cigarette. I don't even smoke.
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I am making a thriller movie,will be released in 3 parts and the suspense holds on till the last one.
It's called st..st...stutter island.
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This depresses me cos I know I may never get that good. Craft level 💯
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At the end of the day, if it wasn't for the last minute change, it would still be Yesterday.
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Team Update: Comparison of our
#HomeTest
to gold standard laboratory
#SARSCoV2
#COVID19
test. NO PCR instruments. We now need to validate
@Yale
@Penn
with patient samples. And figure out how to make simpler for home use & scale fast.
#Volunteers
Email CoV19
@4Catalyzer
.com
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i am often wrongly accused of stealing a quote " - Puneet chadha
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Lion talks to its own reflection and jumps into the well.
MORAL: Depression can win might.
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My uncle was not very likeable so when he died, my family got over him pretty fast. He died in the stampede.
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@RoflGandhi_
3:40 PM Update: Utter chaos outside Rajiv Chowk, people trying to hail a cab but taxi driver refuses.
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When Early man got bored of drinking, he discovered fire.
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Neil Nitin Mukesh in Game of thrones, so they can kill 3 birds with one stone
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@BabaJogeshwari
Can't trust these people. Why have delivery services been shut for 3 days now?
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Can you die of a static electric shock if you remove your sweater fast enough?
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Post
#DeepikaPadukone
’s Stance, Now
#AjayDevgn
Speaks Up On
#JNUViolence
: “It’s Harming Our Country”
@deepikapadukone
@ajaydevgn
#Koimoi
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After Black Mirror S1, was kind of expecting S2 will also disappoint me. Well, it didn't disappoint me.
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@AllIndiaBakchod
Neil Nitin Mukesh in Game of thrones, so they can kill 3 birds with one stone
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@Nitin85300925
@nitishvanapart1
@NKStockTalk1
bhai, Mujhe bhi help chahiye. Apna dm khol dijiye please
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@nakulvibhor
Thanks for the analysis. But aren't we still in the subwave 4 of wave 5. We can still expect an upmove till 300?
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@thetanmay
"Shopkeepa"
"Haanji behenji"
"Joke hai?"
"Hanji 2 rs ka ek"
"Chhodo ! Aapki tarah internet se hi chura lungi"
Fin
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Whenever I think someone's gonna disappoint me, they don't disappoint me.
*contradictions*
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@thetanmay
its not because acting in porn films is bad, its because the acting in porn films is bad
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@Thokozani_MM
@infinitynairobi
@vaitor
@JMRothberg
Yes. But we are talking about home test kit here.
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Me: I am looking for the book titled "biography of a daydreamer". Is it in non-fiction or fiction?
Librarian: which version? Happy or sad
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