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@thetanmay
Tanmay Bhat
8 years
Please imagine this photo whenever you don't like something I tweet, it might make you less angry.
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@thetanmay
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2 years
And that is why kids, Kohli > Babar
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Pakistan fans, you guys have nothing to feel shame abouts. You should be proud….of the Netherlands team.
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Dear Pakistani fans, dont worry, its just cricket. Isme toh haar haar chalti rehti hai.
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@thetanmay
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1 year
How is the Pakistani bowling line up always so good? Pakistan ke bowlers kya khate hai? India ke bowlers toh sirf gali khate hai
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Test cricket is real cricket
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Babar ki aaj wali speech ka video nikalo koi
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Controlling my feelings because tv mehenga hai
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@thetanmay
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1 year
pakistan ke memers pls best memes replies mein chod do ab rote rote hasne ki practice karni padegi
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Matthew Hayden googling how to say Bhen Ke Laude in Australian
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1 year
Hamare innings mein bhi power play tha kya
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Arshdeep’s manager deleting twitter and Instagram from his phone rn
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Yeh Rishi Sunak ka gussa humpe kyu nikal rahe hai
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Hit like if phat rahi hai
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@thetanmay
Tanmay Bhat
2 years
Sex and all is great but have you ever seen Rohit Sharma pick the length early?
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@thetanmay
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2 years
That second last ball six off Rauf for six by Virat deserved 28 runs
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2 years
Rizwan: Howzattt Umpire: Abey tu strike pe hai
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@thetanmay
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2 years
It's almost like Ashwin predicted that ball will be down the leg side?
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@thetanmay
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3 years
Our dependency on WhatsApp and Instagram is scary no?
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@thetanmay
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2 years
“🤷” - Virat when asked for how he’s done this 🤣🤣 what a guy
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Raju was truly a pioneer and the father of observational comedy. Where all others' imagination ended - Raju thrived. A whole generation of comedians wanted to be Raju, before they even knew what was funny. RIP legend.
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Dubai folks, if you spot any Indian drinking till 5 am in the morning, just go up to them, give them a hug, and tell them “Ravi bhai, ghar chalein?”
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@thetanmay
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8 months
Older SRK in Jawaan is the most amount of swag I have seen on a screen in a long time.
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@thetanmay
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11 months
Probably the best IPL in 15 years?
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Smooth Messi bhai, smooth
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@thetanmay
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2 years
What are these shots?!?! Holy wow
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Tried to withdraw money from ATM but ended up voting for BJP
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@thetanmay
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2 years
WE DARE DOUBT OUR KING?!👑👑
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Just finished Laal Singh Chadda. You guys ever cried after watching a movie on your phone? What a nice movie.
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@thetanmay
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2 years
All the best to TV salesmen in both countries.
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@thetanmay
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7 months
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@thetanmay
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11 months
If Australia has guts ask them to win IPL and show
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@thetanmay
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5 months
Can we just cancel the upcoming Australia series pls I need a cricket detox for 5-6 years
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@thetanmay
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6 months
For the first time in forever - I am more excited about watching india bowl more than india bat. Anybody else feeling this?
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Ben stokes, saving my mentions
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Yes, give me that slow mo of Virat raising the bat. Play it again. Give it to me.
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Bro how can World Cup be decided on penalties
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@thetanmay
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7 months
Dosto ko Ghar bulaya Tha match dekhne. Sab ek ghanta late aayenge Bola. Ab maine plan cancel Kar diya.
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@thetanmay
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3 years
🤣 who wants a behind the scenes vlog of this?
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Why didn't Modi wear a skull cap; is Rahul Gandhi a Hindu, screw the media for constantly trying to divide the viewers on religious grounds. If you spend more time debating religion instead of real issues, you are the real anti nationals. Stop taking us back by decades. Fuck you.
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@thetanmay
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3 months
It is June. India and Afghanistan haven't reached USA for the T20 World Cup coz they're still playing at Chinnaswamy. Vikram Rathore is is batting.
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@thetanmay
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7 months
Boom Boom Bumrah Siiiu Siiiuuu Suiraj
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Laut aao Parag, Elon se galati ho gayi
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Good, good, delaying Virat’s peak. Reserving it for Semis and finals.
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@thetanmay
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3 years
Miss u MSD
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@thetanmay
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2 years
I thought nothing could top India beating Pakistan in the World cup.
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Oh man, this warmed my heart.
@RRRMovie
RRR Movie
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"If you ever wanna make a movie over here, let's talk"- #JamesCameron to #SSRajamouli . 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Here’s the longer version of the two legendary directors talking to each other. #RRRMovie
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5 months
Someone slap me I’m back to watching cricket again
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@thetanmay
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3 years
Nathan Lyon woh T-shirt jalane wala hai
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Nice of Pakistani fielders paying tribute to Kamran Akmal to end the innings.
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Kudos to Sam Curran for skipping his board exams to play this game.
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1 year
Miss u Jaspreet
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Dekho ma, aaj yeh karke aaya
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@thetanmay
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7 months
aaraamse rohit bhai poora tournament bacha hai abhi
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@thetanmay
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4 years
We ended up raising upwards of 17L for Covid Relief over 2 days of streaming. Thanks to everybody who donated. Already planning more. See you.
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@thetanmay
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4 years
. @kunalkamra88 banning you from coming to my house
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@thetanmay
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2 years
The year is 2055. Bishnoi still completing his over.
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@thetanmay
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3 years
. @gauravkapur pls have breakfast with Rishab, Shubhman, Saini, Siraj, Shardul
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@thetanmay
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7 months
ads ke beechme thodi bohot pakistani batting bhi dekh li aaj
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@thetanmay
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3 years
. @PrimeVideoIN iska The Test season 2 Indian team ke saath mangta hai
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Just let Virat break all the top batting records then put a bow on ODI’s and pack it
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@thetanmay
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2 years
obsessed with that Ravi Kissan meme
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@thetanmay
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7 months
Speed is a genre.
@RVCJ_FB
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This has to be the best crossover of this decade..🤣🤣
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Pakistani Middle Order
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Must be tough being the country to invent the rules and then question them
@jimmy9
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@sambillings Spot on. No intention of bowling the ball 🤬
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1 year
guys demoralise hota hai ki demoralize
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@thetanmay
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2 years
A win here guarantees semi final slot right?
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Our expectations from politicians are so low and we have accepted corruption to such a degree that we watch people being bribed and call "master stroke" and "chanakya" and what not.
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Waiting for Modi to claim that any person who doesn't vote for them is actually secretly Nawaz Sharif from the inside
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Came to watch India vs Pakistan but ended up watching Pitai review 😎
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Maybe if Karni Sena enrolled into JNU some action might be taken against them
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Ever since PUBG was banned Yuvzi bhai’s game has improved 🥰
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Can't believe @sonamakapoor actually got married to promote Veere Di Wedding, insane how far movie promotions have come
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Rizwan showing Rohit massive respect by not appealing on that six.
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2 years
Pitai review ft. Will Smith
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7 days
Highlights guy packing his bag and going home for tonight #SRH
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@thetanmay
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3 years
. @instagram pls har hafte 3/4 ghante band hona pls mann ka snaan ho jaata hai
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@thetanmay
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1 year
My humble request to all teachers in Indian ed tech to make diss tracks during next beef. 🙏
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Shark Tank India: I’m a UX/UI designer looking for 1 crore rupees to fix the Sony Liv App Shark1: I’ll give you 5 crores Shark2: I’ll give you 15 crores Shark3: You are now the CEO Of bOAT
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@thetanmay
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7 months
Virat pls meri shakal pe cover drive maar babe
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@thetanmay
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5 months
Feeling sad ki kal se mere engine oil ke bare mein koi nahi poochega
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@thetanmay
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3 years
. @stevesmith49 bhai agli baar crease pe fawda ghumaiyyo
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4 years
Who hugs like this?
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@thetanmay
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6 months
Up there with one of the greatest one day knocks of all time. Holy fuck.
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@thetanmay
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3 months
Jaspreet’s Yorker so good it brought Poonam back to life.
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@thetanmay
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1 year
Bhagwaan mujhe match haarne ke baad wicket celebrate karne ki confidence de
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@thetanmay
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6 months
Indian bowling so good ki main innings aur highlights mein koi farak hi nahi hai
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@thetanmay
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7 months
Machar ko jail mein dalo, Shubhman ko wapis lao
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6 years
‘If you call us fascist we will arrest you.’- totally not fascist government.
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2 years
“Ya bro but even the floods in bangalore are way better than Bombay” - overheard today
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9 months
Laut aao IPL
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@thetanmay
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2 years
IPL starts tomorrow. You know what that means. ;)
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Republic Day Parade is a great way of saying dekho hamara defense itna amazing hai lekin yeh school jaane wale bacho ko nahi defend kar sakta lololol
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@thetanmay
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3 years
Dip khareed khareedke peeth dukh raha hai
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@thetanmay
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3 years
Breaking news: India to play 11 pace bowlers for the next game to strengthen their batting order
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@thetanmay
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6 months
India ki bowling line up ke bare mein itna sochta hai Rohit - par kya kabhi usne apne engine oil ke bare mein itna socha hai? Mak Lubricant
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@thetanmay
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6 years
. @TimesNow pls tell me if Rahul Gandhi brushed his teeth or no today
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8 months
400 loading.
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@thetanmay
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2 years
Virat har match ke pehle fore arms marke aata hai yaar 😍
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@thetanmay
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6 years
Mysterious death of judge and media busy discussing a movie release and a meme.
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