Elsbeth Tashioni
@THISisLULE
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Lupita Nyong’o stan account. I just wanna do hoodrat shit with my friends. Try Jesus, don't try me.
Pale Blue Dot
Joined January 2009
Gonna start threading my "Lupita is so gorgeous and amazing" tweets now. For control.
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I can just buy 2?
Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.
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Jassi asking Gizelle if Stacey had done something to her and Gizelle talmbout some “I don’t like what I’ve heard.” So, nothing? Right! #RHOP
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30 years from now.
Thousands of Israelis are lining up outside the Portuguese Embassy to apply for Portuguese citizenship
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'Frank’ comes from the Medieval Latin ‘francus,’ meaning “free.” So, to be frank is to be marked by free, forthright, and sincere expression. ‘France’ and ‘franchise’ also come from the same root word.
"Let's be Frank", who is Frank and why can't we be ourselves??
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the community note😭😭
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Rape is not a ‘sexual urge’, it’s degeneracy.
Learning to control your sexual urges is so important hey, cause Okmalumkoolkat would have been HUGE !!
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It’s 8 billion people in the world and most of them aren’t putting in the work and getting the big promotions my girls are so def ridiculous comparing these, you right.
“Everybody celebrates her having a baby but nobody’s celebrates me getting a promotion” And y’all honestly don’t realize how ridiculous y’all sound? Fr? Not even a little bit?
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This is a skill issue… My friends rented a compound in Jamaica with me to celebrate my promotion & tenure. The long weekend came complete with chefs, butlers, housekeepers, a private beach, etc. My best friends co-planned it WITH me...
They really be wanting things to be equal or equivalent like baby I’m happy for you but your promotion is not comparable to creating and celebrating life. It’s just not! I’ll celebrate anything with you and GAS you for everything you achieve but let’s live in reality please!
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Trump's MRI doctor basically just confirmed he's immortal. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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If I get into how needing a woman to be “hard to get” is rapey and being turned off by enthusiastic consent and desire is even rapey-er they will throw rocks at me
“She was easy” Bro she liked you. 💀
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this is how I picture myself when I'm liking y'all's posts
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If Mac is soupy with the béchamel method, that’s a skill issue my baby. But I’m glad you enjoyed it
The Mac & Cheese I made this week was probably one of the best Mac & Cheese I’ve ever made — you know why? I didn’t make a roux! I’m tired of that soupy ass mac and cheese yall be making. 1 egg, 1 can of evaporated milk, 2 cups of heavy cream. seasonings. Gouda, Gruyère, Mild
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Why the fuck did they nominate TWO words for Word of the Year at this point just call it a Phrase of the Yea- im getting ragebaited by the oxford dictionary
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it would be really funny if someone chose the green door and just got $2 every day
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can't feel anything but sympathy for the teaching assistants who took the time to write fair and helpful feedback for a student who was transparently using the assignment as an opportunity to incite public harassment against them
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“When we get together to trash Stacey…” Am I tripping or does that sound like loser behavior? #RHOP
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He's bisexual and she runs an Etsy shop from home, this is literally the left
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Long as it skip me.
Karma really can skip you and go to your kids...
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