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Just sitting here enjoying Complete Domination and Total Victory.
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Funny how these guys sit around all day writing 40,000 word essays about how bad the “normies” have it, but the normies don’t think about them at all. That’s an asymmetry.
The saddest archetype I observe is the comfortably numb 27-year-old guy with a “stable” job making around $150k per year.
He probably wears a no-date submariner and lives in a respectable apartment. He looks forward to his 7 pm Chipotle burrito accompanied by the new show he’s
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I will pay $1000 to any anti seed oil bro of Northern European ancestry who will livestream himself lying on the beach for 8 hours on a sunny July day in Florida with no sun block without getting sunburned. Let’s settle this once and for all.
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Nothing more attractive than a beautiful girl working at a dead end job.
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I’ve quietly started a habit of purposelessly driving around in morning rush hour traffic 5-10 mph under the speed limit, stopping early at red lights, etc. just to gum up the works. Once you get a taste for harassing wagies, it’s tough to go back.
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First they kill yo hood with crack rock then they steal yo home with Blackrock
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Just had a freaking s-t-a-a-a-c-k-e-d blonde bring my Uber eats strawberry milkshake. Maybe this is a real recession.
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Gym bros be like “I’m going to failure today”
Try going to success instead.
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The fact that scientists can’t find any health benefits to drinking alcohol says more about science than it does about alcohol.
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The secret to “Mediterranean longevity” is society-wide lying about your age so you can retire and get a state pension when you’re 45
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Guy really did a good job pivoting his brand away from Bitcoin
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Listen every time you think the world is going to run out of some resource, just remember there are guys out there who know where a ton of it is but are keeping their mouths shut until the price gets high enough to make it worth their while.
Well, it sounds like the US finally decided to join in on the fun and make a lithium discovery of their own. This deposit is - supposedly - the largest ever, and it is located in the McDermitt Caldera near the Oregon-Nevada border.
Full Newsletter:
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The autism Rolex is selling for $300k and you’re black pilling
The Puzzle Dial has become the most sought after Rolex
I know of only 2 available globally and the dealers want $290k+
Absolutely insane!!!!
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Best argument for having kids young is how much easier it is to handle sleep deprivation in your 20s.
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Yeah these chicks are gonna hold out, enjoy their 20-40 years then start having kids in their 50s and 60s with new fertility advancements coming down the pike. There will be no day of reckoning.
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Right wing guy who joins the Dems because they really are the real racists
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We woke up one day to the horrifying truth that there’s not one competently run country on earth.
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If it wasn’t for George Soros and Klaus Schwab’s tyrannical control of every day life, your secret, underlying talent that has yet to be shown from your efforts in school, standardized testing, athletics, finances, career, hobbies and romance would have come to light by now.
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Don't want to work too hard in the Fall. It's harvest, time to enjoy nature's bounty. Winter? The metabolism slows, it's hibernation. Springtime is for frolicking in the sunshine as one reemerges from the darkness. And for the Summer? Well one shouldn't exert oneself in the heat.
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Never forget that almost the entire Western world is three days of trucker strikes away from going hungry.
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If the Zoomers weren’t so puritanical the Red Scare girls would’ve done Playboy already. Huge L
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Let’s check in on the multipolar world order:
Russia: “We never wanted to take Kyiv!”
China: *No food in largest and richest city*
Europe: “How will we heat our homes next winter?”
America: “Idiot! A thousand fairies could easily tap dance on the tip of a tranny’s pecker!”
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Did you know a clown in a tier 1 city can easily earn $250+ for a half hour show?Between kids birthdays and nursing home visits you should easily pull $5k per week. Meet mad single moms and nurses. Just have to buy one costume and learn a couple tricks on YouTube. Most guys don’t
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Shout out to all the tech bros married to Chinese 6s who are wondering right now if their wife is a spy.
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Your favorite right wing dictator just started his own H1B program
We're offering 5,000 free passports (equivalent to $5 billion in our passport program) to highly skilled scientists, engineers, doctors, artists, and philosophers from abroad.
This represents less than 0.1% of our population, so granting them full citizen status, including
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How many elections is this guy going to lose
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You wanna win in America? Just be mostly normal, and take care of business.
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How to hire a good salesman with one simple question:
"Can I see a picture of your wife?"
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Wife is still mad at me from last night. She thinks I said another woman's name in bed. I told her a hundred times already that's not what "Lindy" is.
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It’s funny to think about all the collapse porn in America. Then you look at Ukraine and Russia is hurling dozens of missiles at an already dysfunctional power grid. Lights go out then they come back and people go back to their lives. Civilization is more robust than we think.
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You haven’t “made it” until you can afford for your wife to lose $10k/month running her own small business
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The biggest lie modernity ever told was "premature ejaculation"
Think about how big of an evolutionary disadvantage it is if you take too long to orgasm
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"I'm not a slave I just need to ask permission to travel, have to be somewhere 9 hours per day or I'll lose my home and family, and have spent the last decade working to pay off a debt I was forced to take on so I could start working."
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Funny shitlib meme is the "meh authentic ethnic food" when if you actually visit any third world countries they're using Coca Cola as a marinade and roasting your mystery bird over PVC pipes filled with styrofoam
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Really like King Charles so far. Grumpy, harassed by gout, barking at peasants. If you’re gonna be king, then be king.
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Pussy when you're sleeping on an air mattress
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Pussy when you're worth $100 billion
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You moved to Thailand to be a “location independent entrepreneur”, but that was ten years ago. Now Bob at Big Corp has two kids, a cushy WFH job, MILF wifey and paid off mortgage on a home that doubled in value while you’re selling $10 courses and tinder matching trannies.
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The smartest people in the world all believe Atlantis was real.
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She was so young and full of life. Now she's the head of marketing.
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This is like Stalin putting out feelers in ‘35 to see if the Party was ready for the Purges. Not quite there yet, Fetterman. The Slobigarchy waits patently.
Senate unanimously moves to reverse ‘Fetterman Rule’ — restoring formal dress code after massive blowback
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Twitter said they suspended 300 accounts who were responsible for saying the n word (hard r) 50,000 times in three days post acquisition and I lost 200 followers
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The daddy-is-defense-contractor-I'm-a-communist thing isn't just on Twitter. It's a real life phenomenon. I'll leave it to one of you Freud fucks to figure that out.
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Tucker would have been a real one if he had said “or did they?”
46 minutes into his history lesson, Putin stops to mock Tucker for applying to the CIA when he was younger and getting rejected.
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"Nah, I don't eat fruit anymore. This guy on Twitter who does steroids and sells ebooks says it's bad for you."
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The Democrats really had no idea that the destruction of America would be an unpopular policy position until it started showing up in polls.
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The real reason you have to scan a QR code to see the menu now is it's easier to change the prices on a webpage to keep up with inflation.
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Date's going great. She's laughing, smiling, touches your knee under the table
You two are going back to your place to watch "Feivel Goes West"
...Then she starts coughing.
What do you do?
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“US is funding biolabs in Ukraine!”
Listen guys. The US government funds everything, everywhere, good or bad, in the entire world. A cactus mouse can’t fart in the Sahara without letting off a waft of USAID grain.
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Chick-fil-A breakfast, Zyns and Diet Coke for lunch, Five Guys for dinner. A perfect nutritionally balanced day.
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A gentle reminder that in human history only about 10-20% of men ever reproduce
I just learned about the MDK Project…..this hits levels of RW Grift I didn’t think possible. Holy shit
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Women add more and more pillows to the bed to discourage polygamy. "There's no room for her!"
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"Bro I can't believe you're still paying attention to this politics BS. It's all just a distraction."
"I dunno man. People are shooting rockets at each other. They can't buy gas, wood or computer chips. That seems important."
"They're just distracting you. It's all a game."
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The most interesting thing about Chinese slave labor camps is that nobody really cares
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“When I said I wanted civilization to collapse, I meant that my cryptocurrency investments would appreciate and gasoline would be cheap.”
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One of the worst things about this war is Russian people were finally enjoying long-awaited stability and prosperity. Disposable income, freedom to travel. Then uncontrollable forces reached up from the pits of antiquity and dragged them back to misery and serfdom. That’s Lindy.
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"Pepe is a term that was used by his frens -- one of affection, one of respect."
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“The masses have gotten too uppity. Remove their access to Diet Coke.”
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Anytime an egirl DMs me I invite a bro and turn it into a gc. Learned that one from Mike Pence.
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“All I’m asking for is an ultra high trust society with unlimited free speech and property rights, low taxes, high wages, and a cheap cost of living…”
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The people who built Google couldn't get jobs there today. Headhunters don't understand this.
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Young black guy walking with a pink haired mid zoomer white chick gave me a look like he was really doing something. Bro I hate to tell you but the joke is on you.
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Been reading up on China’s education system.
Spoiler alert: they’re fucked.
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What you thought collapse would be: riding steppe, laying siege to enemy encampments, bartering rations for virgin pussy.
What you got: locked in your house, gambling on pictures of monkeys, lost your sense of smell.
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If all your employees are ugly don't make a "meet the team" page ok
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Hey, you, 25 year old guy reading this: you know nothing. NOTHING. You know what's worse than knowing nothing? Thinking you know something. Now you know one thing. It's a start.
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“I haven’t had a cold in ten years.”
*Kid goes to pre-school for one day*
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You’re four books away from being in the top 10% of knowledge on earth in any field
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This is basically a modernized cotillion or debutante post
"Hello world, I am now fertile and sexually available. Suitors Welcome."
We'll probably have this sort of thing around for a while
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It’s amazing what a set of gigantic breasts will do for a woman’s attractiveness.
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It's not just that big tits on a skinny bitch are attractive visually, it's what they represent: a fragile evolutionary surplus needing constant guardianship and shepherding. Beauty beyond the utility, a high point of humanity and the ultimate civilizing force.
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Always bet on the gayest army. Lesson as old as Sparta 👍
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Kind of fucked up how the government spends all this money on addiction hotlines for degenerate gamblers instead of just sending them good picks
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Know a guy who keeps listing and delisting his home on Zillow for $1 mil over asking, trying to fool the algorithm into making an offer.
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Gambling addiction is one of the toughest out there. What people misunderstand is they are addicted to the *losing* not winning. There is an adrenalin rush to needing that miracle payoff or life is over. That’s why the addicts always press their luck — they’re chasing oblivion.
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Corporate America fucked up when they stratified all the jobs. Used to be you could at least dream of going from the mailroom to the boardroom. Now there is only lateral mobility within your class. And in shitty labor conditions and surprise surprise people don't want that j-o-b.
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Create a tax break for classical architecture and this will be the most beautiful country in the world in six months
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If the speed limit is 15mph, you should be driving 10. If it's 70, you should drive 85.
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I know you guys think it's just a joke, and maybe it is, but CEOs really do drink Diet Coke all day. It's real.
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This is basically true.
Homework was invented by Italian communist Antonio Gramsci as a "second shift" of school to keep kids away from the parents as much as possible.
Gramsci thought this was the only way to break capitalist culture.
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California literally had 10+ years if warning this would happen with their power grid and did nothing because nobody wanted to be the one to say it
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We all want to believe that the girl who didn’t fuck us will pay for her error in judgment at some point in the near or distant future. But the truth is she never will be sorry and will most likely live out her days in peace and happiness…without you.
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