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@Variety
"Good evening, Anon, and welcome to Cityplex. Which film will you be seeing this evening?"
"Oh... uh... hi... yes. I would like a ticket for the Magical movie please."
"We aren't showing a movie called 'The Magical Movie', Anon."
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@WallStreetSilv
There is something deeply sinister driving these policies.
1. "We have too many people in the world!"
2. "More vaccines will save lives and bring the population down."
3. "Our birthrate is too low. Also, we are going to literally pay and incentivize women not to have children."
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@CTVCalgary
The "2SLGBTQ+ community" are mostly, if not entirely, socialists/communists who call themselves "queer" (many are simply straight with bad hygiene).
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@ElizabethMay
@CanadianGreens
To my fellow Canadians reading this abhorrent post: The next time anyone asks you why young people aren't starting families, point at this post and explain that this woman and people like her are on government salaries well-above the median wage, plus benefits and pensions. 1 in
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@FortuneMagazine
Where did Elon Musk say that black people are less intelligent than white people? I didn't see him say that, I see you saying it.
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@Timcast
tbh when he spent basically 5 years railing against Bush for the war in Iraq and then clammed up about foreign policy during the Obama presidency when there were Arabs being droned at weddings, I pretty much stopped listening or caring about his political tantrums
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@zerohedge
Wow.
NGOs are also doing this re: the Mediterranean Sea.
These should be treated as criminal conspiracies.
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@lucystone1871
The people who say "transwomen are women" are gaslighting these people. Everyone knows it's not true, lying about it is cruel as it sets unrealistic expectations.
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@notoracismIRL
That is an orangeman. He is as indigenous to Ireland as a Somali or a Congolese.
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@deAdderCanada
This comic accurately depicts that Poilievre has a core understanding of the issue.
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@PierrePoilievre
I'm trying to imagine the level of paranoia a Prime Minister must have to want to ban hunting rifles in a country rich in wildlife and natural beauty like Canada, where hunting is a multi-generational tradition and staple of wholesome, healthy, masculine male bonding, going back
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@LunaLiboni
So: you moved to Ireland and decided you didn't like it... then, instead of moving somewhere else, you decided to dedicate your career to taking tax dollars as a salary and limiting the rights of Irish people?
Why should any Irish person want you in Ireland? Why should they be
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@rtenews
He's looking after his people. The Irish government needs to look after its people!
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@CheriDiNovo
Calling Christmas "colonial oppression" is woke garbage and everybody knows it. Even everybody in the HoC knows it.
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@CheriDiNovo
"Trans children"
You will hope that nobody remembers you using this term in the next 5 years. I promise you.
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@RichGallagher1
How many "refugees", who have crossed multiple safe countries and tossed their identifying documents along the way, are you personally housing in your space on your dime?
If it's none, how dare you ask a small community to house these people and accept the risks and liabilities.
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@GlobalEdmonton
Tegan and Sara haven't been relevant for 10 years. It's too bad that they've decided that their renewal arc is supporting the butchering of children.
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@FineGael
@LeoVaradkar
Are you going to give him welfare benefits while he's in Irish airspace?
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@stone_toss
literally true
put a boy in front of a TV with Goku or Blade (the TV PG13 version of course), they don't care what color the hero is. it's about the hero and how they operate inside of the story, not the viewer having his existence affirmed by the hero
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@JustinTrudeau
Translation: buckle up, young people- you're going to need a bigger credit card
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@Berlinnaeus
It's not empathy when you're disenfranchising your fellow countrymen so that you can congratulate yourselves on being empathetic. It's theft and betrayal. And yes, bringing in thousands of fake refugees does max out housing, causes service degradation, increases crime, and
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@JoeNugentSF
you've been lured into the trap of materialism by the siren song of the EU and other mass human trafficking orgs opposed to Irish sovereignty. There isn't any benefit for Ireland to be taking single male asylees from anywhere, and you know it.
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@AshaLogos
@AJA_Cortes
reading this makes me feel like I stuck a fork in a light socket
if you don't know how to listen to Lex podcasts just don't listen to them. you aren't profound or deep for knowing that they are for entertainment
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@PascaleStOnge_
@HoCChamber
If a French reporter asked you a question in French, you would be expected to answer in French. Likewise, if a colleague asks you a question in English or French, it is expected you answer in the same language, if capable. This is not rocket science.
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@reddit_lies
this happens to literally everyone, the more conspicuous your base is the more likely someone will troll you, it's part of the game. but in Canada under the new online hate speech act, doing this might result in a $70k fine
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@OpiesNan
@PierrePoilievre
LGB (or straight) youth who are confused during the early days of puberty may be told by trans-activists that the reason they do not fit a gender stereotype associated with their biological sex is because they were "born in the wrong body"
The cruelest thing you could do to such
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@nonwashablegmer
@mcuban
I don't suppose there is any reason to care until they start stealing suitcases full of women's clothing 😋
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@CBCNews
Sask did the right thing.
We would still be locked down if the covid worshippers had their way.
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@jordanbpeterson
@RonDeSantis
had a good idea for this- hold the institutions accountable for useless degrees.
Better than printing money and throwing it into government for people who were tricked into a debt trap, while the construction workers needed to keep housing affordable with a growing
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@DougEyolfson
That "dangerous worldwide movement" is called democracy, and it is standing up to Marxism.
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@dondarlingSJ
@PierrePoilievre
Not even close to the level of accusing Israel of blowing up a hospital when it was an Islamic Jihad rocket that hit a parking lot next to a hospital.
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@mary_ng
Strange that you listed Ukraine before the two actual domestic issues for which your government is actually responsible 🤔
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@liberal_party
Justin Trudeau ran away from beautiful, patriotic truckers with bouncy castles and pretended it was because of covid.
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@NicholasHaberd1
@ElizabethMay
@CanadianGreens
you have the genderclown flag in your name so I won't justify your response with a detailed answer. you're wrong though
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@Niall_Boylan
Jokes aside, if they actually do succeed in banning free speech and expression, the only way to reverse it is violence 🤷♂️
As Thomas Jefferson wrote, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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@TrueNorthCentre
Do NOT answer that door. They can't make you. Don't participate in their psyop.
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@joshrogin
If ALL UKRAINIANS want to keep fighting, why is the government passing conscription legislation and considering freezing the assets of hundreds of thousands who fled?
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@NewstalkFM
The Irish people have said "enough" verbally many, many times. How loudly do they have to roar before the politicians get the message?
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@uncledoomer
He knew that Technology itself is its own organism that is farming/using humans to facilitate its own evolution.
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@melaniejoly
Ukraine isn't fighting for my freedom. The sooner Ukraine and Russia make a deal, the sooner the Ukrainians who are here as refugees can go back, thus freeing up housing that is desperately needed.
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@TyneOperaHouse
I don't plan on going to the UK any time soon (you cannot even buy cutlery without government-issued ID), but if for some reason I did end up in the UK, for whatever reason, I would not peruse your facilities, given your discourtesy toward Bob and his audience.
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@laxkra
you seem like the kind of woman who would murder a fella's dog if he wasn't looking, no offense. I think it's the strange mask. Anyway, here is where you can buy a ticket to somewhere where you are unlikely to find very many Irishmen!
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@melaniejoly
Ukraine is a sacrificial prop for your government and everybody knows it.
The US and Russia both think the war needs to end with a settlement.
Given that, why would anyone agree to make long-term agreements when the situation is likely to change soon?
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@SeamusORegan
@CdnPressNews
I'm confused. What rights do 2SLGBTQ+ people not have in this country? The shadow Deputy Prime Minister is a lesbian and the Prime Minister is a flaming metrosexual
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@CandiceMalcolm
I think they're seeing if they can make people focus on such a ridiculous non-issue.
Even if Poilievre spoke prematurely, it doesn't hold a candle to failing to vet an honored guest who turns out to be a Waffen SS Nazi, nor blaming Israel for terrorists bombing their own
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@ABDanielleSmith
They want meat expensive so they can offer bugs as a cheap alternative. They are nasty bastards.
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@MelissaLantsman
"B-but DIAGOLON!! Pay attention to the things I want you to pay attention to or you're an extremist too!!"
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@According2Luke
If you think that telling a child they were "born in the wrong body," and can "pause puberty to decide which puberty you want to go through" (as if puberty isn't entirely dependent on what sex you were born as in the only body you will ever be born in) is based on science, you
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@mstrinakayla
Your empathy is being weaponized against you. For the men to arrive, they must have bypassed multiple safe countries.
These are not refugees. The Irish people spent centuries under a colonial power that did something similar to the North. It is important to remember that and
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@ryangerritsen
"You don't blend in, in that crowd"
true, wearing a mask outdoors would have gotten a few strange looks
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@ExtraIRL
The Irish government has a serious problem with boundaries and should be shown the door in the next election. No means no!
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