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STOP GIVING UR PETS HUMAN NAMES !! NO I DONT WANNA PET KEITH !!!
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this morning, i learned i’m pregnant.
as of an hour ago, i learned i’m 36/37 weeks pregnant.
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bitch what the fuck is a flat taco ??? u mean a pinche TOSTADA pendeja ??? 😭😭😭😭
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so you’re telling me…. a whole lots of mfs didn’t know…. ptv is a band of mexicans? like there’s an entire group of people who had NO idea 😭😭 ???? bro ???? THEIR LAST NAMES ????? THEIR SONGS ?????
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bro she’s literally the baddest bitch in twitter and no one can tell me otherwise
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the point of this tweet was: it’s a joke. and 2, human names on animals is actually incredibly funny to me
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my belly did NOT look like this yesterday but it’s round and full now 😭🩵
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i just wanna add that i had zero symptoms, i didn’t have my period at all, and i have an IUD inserted that i had since i gave birth to matteo almost a year ago. so i had no fuckin idea i was pregnant.
this morning, i learned i’m pregnant.
as of an hour ago, i learned i’m 36/37 weeks pregnant.
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bro i literally thought i was just gaining weight bc of my depression but naurrrrrr i’m cookin up a whole fuckin baby 😭😭😭😭
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i fr get sad when ppl don’t got me like i got them 😭😭😭 i hate caring
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bitch are u stupid. it’s says MY sex is female 😭😭😭 that’s MY fuckin name on the wristband and pregnancies can be up to 42 weeks ??? what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@marissaxbronson
@ghoulfriendish
U said it was a baby boy now it says it’s a girl, then u said 37 weeks but pregnancies shouldn’t be more than 36 weeks (9 months) no way u actually made money n finessed people that easy.
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since everyone wants to tell me i’m lying about having a cryptic pregnancy lol here u fucking go
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due to unforeseen circumstances, i am asking for donations for my son that is due incredibly soon. i haven’t even started my new job yet but anything would help immensely! you’re not required to send anything but sharing would help 💜
thank you all for your love and support 🫶🏽
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due to unforeseen circumstances, i am asking for donations for my son that is due incredibly soon. i haven’t even started my new job yet but anything would help immensely! you’re not required to send anything but sharing would help 💜
thank you all for your love and support 🫶🏽
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@_Esheza
i’m happy, i mean obvi i’m shocked too considering we werent planning on another baby but he’s almost here and we just have to take it day by day. i’m just glad he’s healthy and im healthy 🥲💜
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also it’s an excuse for people to send me cute pics of their pets, so it’s a win for me
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do not sit under this thread and call this band yt. they are absolutely not fuckin yt 💀💀💀 and very clearly not yt. they are whole ass beaners
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WHO THE FUCK IS OUT HERE TRYNA MURDER MEG THEE STALLION ?????
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he was born this morning at 10:10am at 8lbs 13oz 🩵
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@cillawafer
i had no symptoms and still technically in the “recovery phase” from my last pregnancy
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i am sad to announce that bean has passed on. i had learned thru the neighbors that bean had gotten into a fight with some dogs and had internal damage. we tried to revive him with cpr but were unable to. rest in paradise to my first baby and my best friend. i love you bean.
there’s something wrong with bean and he’s sick, i want to cry
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here’s what we got so far for the new baby! 💜 thank you everyone!
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i’d rather take a scooter to the ankle than ever be heartbroken again
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i believe u age quicker and uglier the more problematic/toxic u are
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i hope u bitches keep unfollowing and blocking me. i’ll forever be pro-palestine.
ITS FREE PALESTINE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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@ayoooitsashley
i took an at-home test (just in case before my checkup this morning) and it was positive. then i took a urine test and blood test at my appointment :,)
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people are so weird 😭 the amount of people ASSUMING idk who my baby’s father is is so funny. both of my kids have the same dad. we were financially capable of taking care of one child, i am to be starting my new job THIS WEEK!!
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also thank u everyone for the lifetime supply of pet pics 🤝 it’s literally what i wanted ❤️
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i am BEGGING for some of you to read up on cryptic pregnancies 😭😭😭
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO! i love being a beaner
Hispanics when they see it’s getting a little colder
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okay so… turns out i gave birth to a boy! we have named him Matteo Amir 🤍🫧
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SHE DESERVED SO MUCH
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reminder that she was blocking people who spoke up/showed proof about her weirdo boyfriend’s predatory behavior
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so do i, shes not special
Bella Hadid admits she cries pretty much ‘everyday’ and ‘every night’
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sean kingston when he sang beautiful girls:
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this bitch weird lurking on me with her dog’s account 😭😭😭 baby get a hobby
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