Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
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Make all the money you possibly can and never look back. Marry the woman of your dreams, and treat her like a queen till the day she dies. Raise beautiful kids & steer humanity in the right direction. Protect what you love. Live as a warrior but never a coward. Happy New Years.
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This is hands down the funniest video I have ever seen
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Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻♂️. Never send your kid to public school
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Boomers love posting stuff like this while also calling the cops anytime kids have fun.
No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear!.Oh how did we survive? 😉
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This quote probably goes so hard if you're a retard.
“They call me crazy because I smoke marijuana, but they call the person who invented the atomic bomb to kill other humans a genius” - BOB MARLEY
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"HOLY SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL IS MY UBER DRIVER. YEAH NO TATTOOS OR ANYTHING. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
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Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
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This probably goes so hard if you're retarded.
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"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
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Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles.
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Wake up and look at little screen, work 10 hours on medium screen, get home and relax with big screen before bed.
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Is there any scientific reason that the left is so unbelievably ugly?
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🚨BREAKING 🚨. Presidential candidate Donald Trump selects actress Sydney Sweeney as his VP
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🚨 Mr Beast challenge 🚨. You have to stay here 50+ hours a week working on excel for your whole life BUT you get $3,200 every two weeks AND donuts every Friday morning. Are you man enough for the challenge?
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"HOLY SHIT A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY JUST DELIVERED MY UBER EATS. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
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"HOLY SHIT A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY JUST DELIVERED MY UBER EATS. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
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By the time you are 67 you will have paid over $600,000 into social security. That money should be worth $1.9 MILLION DOLLARS assuming a conservative 5% return. Your annual interest would be $95k. Not bad. Instead. The government will pay you $37k annually. AND until you.
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Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
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Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles.
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🚨BREAKING 🚨. Presidential candidate Donald Trump selects actress Sydney Sweeney as his VP
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Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the fucking mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke.
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"We will lock up every fat mexican who walked the mile in high school"
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@BowtiedRatel69 😂 could probably retire off the settlement. I have a model Y best car I've ever had.
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"I think we are letting liberals off far to easy for what they did during covid"
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BRING THIS ENERGY INTO EVERY SITUATION AND YOU'LL NEVER LOSE
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Teachers really educating their students on the value of money here.
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"hey bossman, I have a dentist appointment in October that I wanted to clear with you.”
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"Triple their student loans father. And public executions for anyone who plays music at the beach"
Trump says son Barron likes to give political advice: ‘Dad, this is what you have to do’
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If you are jacked and handsome enough no one will have to ask who you are voting for.
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Genuine question: why do they want us to eat bugs so badly?
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If I was president:. - tax rate = body fat %.- san pellegrino public water fountains.- all beaches are nude beaches.- open borders for hotties.- double the student debt.- receipt paper and seed oils banned.- fauci faces the firing squad.
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"watch out the car 200 yards in front of us started to brake"
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Everyone with those crazy bright LED headlights should go to prison for 10+ years
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Men will literally develop a crippling addiction to adderall, zyn and diet coke just to send 6 emails and attend 2 zoom meetings.
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YA SO THE AVERAGE 22 YEAR OLD MALE TODAY HAS THE TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OF A 67 YEAR OLD MALE IN 2000. T RATES HAVE ACTUALLY FALLEN OVER 1% A YEAR SINCE THE 70's. THIS RESULTS IN AN OBESE APATHETIC GENERATION OF ABSOLUTE LOSERS. YOU SHOULD REALLY FILTER YOUR WATER.
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Nearly every 30 year old I know has roommates. People used to be able to buy a house, support a family, and take 3 vacations a year with just one person working 40 hours a week. What happened?.
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Ages of Founding Fathers in 1776:. James Monroe: 18.Alexander Hamilton: 21.James Madison: 25.Thomas Jefferson: 33.Thomas Paine: 39.John Hancock: 39. You don't need more experience, you need action.
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With the election coming up we should consider all options
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Congrats to everyone who is still unv@xxed (purebloods). You have survived the greatest psyop of all time.
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I love rwbb twitter. You can just say something like "pissing outside has been shown to increase t-levels by 400%". And like 40 accounts will be in the comments corroborating whatever you said. Nxt day there will be a dzn accounts devoted to peeing outside. Piss brah or something.
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Go to chipotle. Don't use the app. Get the bowl, double chicken but only tell them that after the first scoop. Get the fucking mild salsa and no lettuce. Get a water cup but fill it with diet coke.
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Tell normies you never workout so they think it's all genetic.
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Don't send you child to public school. Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻♂️
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They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized 🥴
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More men should strive to live lives of adventure like McAfee
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"soooo axshully if you cross state lines you have to let people kill you" - libs.
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Average American income is ~$70k. You pay half in taxes. Over a 40 year career that's $9,792,336.41 at a conservative 8% return. Does the government provide you with $9.7M worth of value? Does anyone feel like they are getting a positive ROI from the government?.
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If you cum in like 2 minutes doing it doggy style it actually counts as almost 15 because of dog years.
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"Uhhhh if you cross state lines you have to let people murder you, you're not allowed to act in self defense if you have crossed a state line. That's, uh, what the law says. Look it up."
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"no smoking weed is way MORE impressive than inventing the nuclear bomb".
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I run red lights all the time. Why? . Because I'm not an NPC. You wouldn't get it
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Daily reminder that Rhianna is not actually hot and you have just been psyop'd into thinking she is.
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YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE MOST ABUNDANT, PROSPEROUS, OPPORTUNITY FILLED PHASE OF YOUR LIFE.
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@kombuShane Dude America is cooked. we are the fourth in exports and our 3rd graders aren't good at math or something.
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Literally no one is against splitting this country into two. No one.
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In the future there will be 5 jobs. -Excel/finance bro (nobody knows what they actually do). -Mr. Beast contestant. -Email marketing guru. -OF chick. -Sports betting/ crypto degenerate.
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The average American spends 365 hrs/year in their car. Driving over the speed limit by 20% cuts to this down to 292 hrs/year saving 72 hrs. Say you get two speeding tickets for a total cost of 2k. As long as you make $27.78 an hour, you're in the clear. Extrapolate to other laws.
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Saw this meme a few months back. Haven't been the same since.
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