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writin checks @fdotinc

Joined April 2025
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@ruslanjabari
ruslan
2 months
wrote my first check today. @hthieblot said I can switch to pen next week
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if you ever meet someone who at one point was globally ranked in a video game. hire them immediately.
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1 month
@ anyone . i need more cracked friends. so i’m experimenting with a friends funnel. here’s the deal:. wanna see me as your new friend?. - you’re technical.- you’re transparent.- you’re cracked at your craft (sales, design, dev - whatever).- good vibes. that’s it. no fluff. no.
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1 month
cto gave me the company card for 48 hrs. pitch your saas below, i’ll buy + give feedback
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2 months
Prompt: create an image of a hardware founder crying at dinner after getting an email to pay $3882 in tariffs
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21 days
bruh they're literally shooting drones outta cannons now
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12 days
i made an ai agent that will hack any website. reply with urs and i'll drop a vid of the attack. no mercy
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1 month
this guys literally built disneyland for founders .
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24 days
not investing in saas anymore…. we were promised flying cars. if you're building:.autonomous drones.jet engines.ai flight operators.HAPS.satellites. inviting 10 founders to build in our 20k sqft garage for 4 weeks. will invest in the best teams at the end . deadline is 05/05
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@ruslanjabari
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20 days
this guy built … vibe editing??.
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@ruslanjabari
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27 days
just got my o1
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9 days
this guy literally built metal 3d printing.
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1 month
if i wake up to 10k followers, ceo said i can fly out the most liked comment to san francisco
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2 months
fresh start. no slop. what are you installing?. for me, it’s:.-ichat.-pirate bay.-mcafee antivirus (my fav)
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1 month
if you’re a builder in your 20s, get a red scarlet. raise a seed round if you have to
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13 days
@cixliv uhhh we’re not hiring rn.how about u hire him.
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ruslan
1 month
showing this to every founder that pitches me an $499 ai hardware device
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22 days
our gp is cooked so i made an ai to replace him.
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1 month
10 spots. $2M funding. pitch ur hardware project below.
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ruslan
1 month
sf > nyc
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13 days
thank u @joherkhan.
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@rosspower facts.
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@ruslanjabari
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28 days
fort mason has the highest density of exceptional aliens
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some of the best founders are short circuited. they don’t think, they act. they just. do things.
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13 days
@real_vaishak i posted first so i’m correct.
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2 months
@karansdalal damn and this is only ~50 hours of training runs.
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@ruslanjabari
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2 months
this is a public company btw. 6,840 employees.$2.91B ARR last year.$14B market cap. what do these 6,840 employees do? .are they just running around putting user's e-signatures on paper?
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2 months
. @hthieblot said I can write 100k checks for vibe coders now….
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@sandandcode cs go or cs 1.6.
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1 month
. @openai just killed my studio ghibli startup. pivoting to ai pokemon cards. real credit card # s on the back ($15). load up before my cfo finds out
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1 month
keep those apps coming
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Furqan Rydhan
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The VC world has made a misstep. Introducing the world's largest founder campus
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1 month
this guy is literally building toy story irl.
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1 month
@mercury can you guys increase my limit? I need to buy more b2b saas pronto.
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1 month
@FurqanR so who wants the first $100k?
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1 month
@rareZuhair facts.
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1 month
gonna ground myself and touch some grass
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1 month
@fdotinc bro delete this immediately.
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1 month
gonna ground myself and touch some grass
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@ruslanjabari
ruslan
11 days
the waterloo effect…
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13 days
@Duxxcoda depends. some are trolls.
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@ruslanjabari
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27 days
@im_roy_lee @trycluely bro who’s gonna manage all these interns 😭.
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7 days
b2b saas subscriptions rn after no tax on tips
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4 days
pls stay at ur internship (we don't need more founders).
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@ruslanjabari
ruslan
2 months
fairlife beats their cows. the real alpha is shamrock 50g protein
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1 month
@jvheaney how about i mail u the card? what's your home address.
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ruslan
1 month
cooked
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25 forms and counting
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@ruslanjabari
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2 months
forms are mid. two weeks ago we were about to torture our ship it cohort with one. so I made this instead
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@ruslanjabari
ruslan
25 days
“accidentally”
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CIX 🦾
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How long until someone vibe codes a robot that accidentally kills them?
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2 months
this community has been lacking lately.
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13 days
next level sf anti social behavior
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@FurqanR dw about it.
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@ruslanjabari
ruslan
2 months
Lebronify – Spotify for us true Lebron fans. Raising 500k at 15M. DMs open
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ruslan
1 month
come shout at me in person.
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tired of hearing "we'll get back to u". drop a selfie to apply in person. we'll dm u the address (first 25 ppl only)
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@gurishsharma need a demo.
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@MLSophist u got time to comment doe.
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1 month
only in sf
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@ruslanjabari
ruslan
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the lib:
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@hthieblot pick one bro
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1 month
@Monarch_sv ah a vibe coder.
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1 month
@maxthilen @sgorlick let’s do it, I got the venue:
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1 month
if you’re building a startup anywhere but sf, you’re actually cooked.
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@hthieblot yes boss. will buy more b2b saas boss.
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1 month
@ShaanVP one of the best views i pulled an all nighter to
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@Joe_Scheidler did yall really just build … cursor for @DOGE?.
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1 month
who's building tax software that feels like a mschf drop? . will invest $100k
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@Fateen_Anam i have never seen this man go to sleep at a normal time, always grinding.
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@ruslanjabari
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@iamwilliamwang just gave u 10 days over time.chop chop 👏👏
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@benaratame @trycluely damn @im_roy_lee payin yall 50 an hour.
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@ruslanjabari
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20 days
@Sentdex now let’s see the head.
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1 month
@itsginorey since you asked nicely :).
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@liminaldoge i raise u: suicide linux.
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@0xSamHogan hn are not real people.
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1 month
@milkrabbi drop the sat score fam.
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@fdotinc don’t let anyone know that i have this
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1 month
@TheHarryET be like that. ur cooked doe so not u.
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@hthieblot no u did.
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@lentinidante everything around u is built by people no smarter than u.
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@fdotinc we cooked wid dis one ngl.
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12 days
@0xandrewj they’re gonna get cooked first before tho.
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@fdotinc im shutting down ai.this has gone too far.
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@FurqanR job not finished.
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1 month
@stvnzhn just a bunch of random numbers, are they important?.
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@ruslanjabari
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22 days
@hthieblot i edited it to make it more french.
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21 days
my boy @turbofakesmile 's drone.
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1 month
@0xFoster_ ik bro pls help.
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1 month
@jvheaney you keep this up and i might remove you from.my community.
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@connor_kapoor @CIA do i have permission?.
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1 month
@FurqanR dw about it.
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1 month
@ExaAILabs but can you tell me which ones to buy?. your x search feature is p 🔥 btw.
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@ruslanjabari
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2 months
@iamwilliamwang nah. 100 likes and we buy them and have @TheHarryET run it.
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@ruslanjabari
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@iamwilliamwang if your saas isn't for hardware, i don't want it.
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@atharva_vaidya @finkd do i have permission?.
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@ruslanjabari
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@lottsnomad my current employer prohibits me.
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@ruslanjabari
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@bihanmahadewa post stats.
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@ruslanjabari
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@hthieblot yea bigger card limits.
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@ruslanjabari
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back when @Apple was cracked.
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