𝐿🫗
@mayerlingwaltz
Followers
289
Following
341
Media
2,369
Statuses
11,700
21 year old senior citizen. she/her/hers. 🍀♋️🦋
🇺🇸
Joined March 2021
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
スタンプ
• 154772 Tweets
GPT-4o
• 146875 Tweets
#บุ้งทะลุวัง
• 146410 Tweets
#GmmTreatFourthBetter
• 79816 Tweets
Luka
• 76109 Tweets
Change Fourth Manager
• 73093 Tweets
Mavs
• 34987 Tweets
#Varanasi
• 32332 Tweets
書類送検
• 24108 Tweets
Jリーグカレー
• 21009 Tweets
スナック
• 18305 Tweets
スクエニ
• 17032 Tweets
インプレゾンビ
• 16999 Tweets
SAROCHA REBECCA IN KAZZ
• 15182 Tweets
로즈데이
• 13946 Tweets
サマソニ
• 11757 Tweets
MAIN VOCAL SUNG HANBIN
• 11326 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
ok thread of tweets that always make me laugh (I will add to this periodically)🪡
2
0
6
@thesolarcoffee
once I read that “you look like a future pedophile” was a line added by jonah and i💀
6
133
14K
in light of that daily beast article about shein king’s grift im bringing back this classic
20
507
9K
im gonna get accused of defending her but im not i just think this is in poor taste
10
12
4K
martin scorsese when he sees joe russo
Avengers: Endgame director Joe Russo expects a fully AI movie within two years
143
27
209
4
62
717
@itsnotjess123
every time a squishy funnyman gets all jacked and dehydrated for a marvel movie I
2
30
617
@sxarlights
every american versus european slapfight on here is like “hehe it’s chewsday innit” “WELL AT LEAST WE DON’T HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!”
2
19
549
(setting aside that amber’s lawyer was just using it as a prop) what did milani+deppford wives even think they were proving here?? Do they think they invented color correction palettes in 2017 and it’s impossible for her to have used one by another brand and misremembered?
“I had the rare vantage point of seeing, in real time, how institutions protect men accused of abuse”
- Amber Heard
2
170
2K
28
33
552
@TheBraytonCycle
@AtticusGF
I call him shein king bc i know he name searches and i don’t want him to sic his followers on me lol
5
0
418
@itsnotjess123
I love lisa. I remember watching an interview where she talked about resisting the urge to get plastic surgery and learning to accept aging and love herself how she is. queen shit.
0
1
368
@elizabethbelsky
omg I remember that. and they were like “well she didn’t have to include that in the musical. she could’ve changed it” lmfao
2
3
380
@elusivefemme
a recent example is that “burn after reading” letter brian landrie’s mother wrote him. made my skin crawl
1
4
333
troy: *going through annie’s purse* uh, guys? what does a pregnancy test look like?
jeff: plastic stick with a thing on the end
troy: okay so this is definitely a gun
What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
3K
517
9K
2
13
336
@itsnotjess123
when she gave a heartbreaking performance as reid’s schizophrenic mother on criminal minds…
1
9
318
@RhodeToLove
my dad said it took him a while to realize banshees was set in the 20s. “it could’ve been the 90s because that’s just what ireland is like” he thought the civil war they referred to = the troubles💀
2
1
302
off the top of my head…I think about this all the time
What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
3K
517
9K
2
26
297
@pacinosroy
Literally like if I see people hating on a woman for asinine reasons that’s my sister now
1
8
242
@loversinfilm
Literally you can’t compliment a woman’s outfit on here without someone looking for clout saying that
0
3
225
if I was one of the “nepo babies” on the cover of ny mag today I would just tweet this and turn off my phone
0
19
228
@HitFactoryPod
do these people think that actors in regular movies/tv are having literal penetrative sex on camera
3
1
213
@vanillatary
I don’t understand people who are totally anti-adoption. where are those kids supposed to go?
10
0
201
@yangcuddygf
he’s gonna claim it was a joke but that doesn’t stop it from being an extremely cringe bad joke
3
1
177
martin scorsese’s recently retired dad helped out with the costumes for mean streets because catherine was like “would you PLEASE get your father out of the house”
2
13
172
@loversinfilm
I don’t think it would translate well to film but isn’t Lathimos the one signed on?
1
0
176
@ImNotOwned
colbert called newsom “matthew mcconaughey playing mitt romney in a biopic” and I can’t stop thinking about it
1
10
152
@Krishan_A_Patel
you’re one of few men on here i’ve seen stick up for amber so thank you (: she’s so unfairly hated
10
1
160
@marisatomay
there’s a particular kind of mcu fan (usually male) who will consume any slop marvel puts out but when it’s something with a female lead they suddenly develop standards. “the cgi looks weird and the dialogue is bad” damn dude you just noticed??
4
6
140
@pfaffphobic
I like how he always looks like he rubbed tomato sauce all over his face…italian king
0
1
144
how dare you put mia goth next to sailor tradcath
1
11
134
thought this was james cameron
0
12
131
apologize to amber
Shout out to all the inspirational, powerful women in our lives! Happy Women’s Equality Day today, and everyday✊💁♀️💖
#milani
#milanicosmetics
#crueltyfree
#beauty
#WomensEqualityDay
446
108
671
3
2
123
2
4
118
@thesolarcoffee
if you’re making a movie about something bad that happened to you it must include a title card that says “OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WORSE BTW”
0
0
85
@parispoetics
he was worse than jfk and clinton combined half the conflict on that show came from him not being able to keep it in his pants…someone put him on SSRIs
1
1
89
whenever I see a post about like buccal fat removal or something:
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
3K
7K
115K
0
30
85
what does this job title even mean
They only invited people with zero critical thinking, eating this propaganda up!
351
1K
24K
5
16
82
anya taylor-joy behind the scenes of EMMA. (2020) photographed by autumn de wilde
0
14
78
i genuinely thought this was a meme and not a real scene from a movie
what is the needle drop from a movie that most knocked you out in a how the fuck am i hearing this right now way. mine is when wolf of wall street started playing me first and the gimme gimmes out of nowhere
418
88
3K
0
7
77
makeup culture has such a hold on this generation that any woman who lightly criticizes it gets called a pick me/antifeminist/bitch I hate it here
1
15
79
@wheeinsido
yes and when she got called out for it she was like “uwu im only 24 and 3 years out of college i make mistakes🥺”
0
1
65
it’s awesome how barbenheimer got ppl who exclusively watch stuff for babies to go see an r rated biopic with a couple of tame sex scenes and they’re reacting like it’s Salò
3
9
69
imagine the podcast they could host together…
0
3
67
@TheSneerReview
I just had to explain the syrian civil war to my 14y/o sister bc of this im going to lose my Mind
1
0
54
im still not over how cringe this was. asking scorsese to make a marvel movie is elder abuse
“You can ask Scorsese ‘Would you want to make a Marvel movie?’ But he doesn’t know what it’s like because he’s never made one. I’ve made Marvel movies & movies that have been in conversation for Oscars & the only difference is one is much more expensive than other”
– Tom Holland
722
1K
10K
0
4
57
ana mardoll Lockheed Martin gate was my favorite day on here, and his defenders made it even better
4
7
65
this is in reaction to a woman describing being sexually assaulted by her husband. you’re all going to hell.
1
4
48
@MoviesSilently
this is why hoarding films in google drive is a public service, and I mean this wholeheartedly
0
0
58
it is weird that the dentist in finding nemo went scuba diving to get those fish himself. why didn’t he just go to the pet store
2
2
53
“Filmtwit is so pretentious” one of my mutuals is on a michael bay binge and another is tweeting about that zemeckis wwii movie
1
3
53
it wouldn’t even make logistical sense to test it in another country! you’d have to move all those people and all that equipment abroad! and without anyone tipping off the germans!
2
7
59
@cursedhive
Literally why would anyone want him as the face of their cologne or lingerie or whatever?? he’s decomposing
0
0
56
@fiImgal
I knew kathryn would be the one who paid the price for qu*ntumania being bad but i didn’t think it would pick up so quick😕
2
0
56
I know this is a joke but some of you really do need to delete tiktok and up your adderall dosage
0
3
52
i think olivia cooke would make a good anne boleyn and you know i’m right
2
9
54
im on gwyneth’s side sorry she’s so funny
1
2
51