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Another white gay lawyer. Movies, pasta, sour candy, bar trivia, musical theater, politics, YIMBYism. Minnesota by way of Wisconsin. Can’t grow a beard.

St Paul, MN
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tina fey saying “authenticity is dangerous and expensive” was a more thought-provoking meditation on art than the entire runtime of maestro
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@rebecca_fachner @Slade hbo limited series about lesbian astronauts when
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@FilmUpdates did he forget to tell matthew morrison that the character was changed to no longer be an addict or…?
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Thinking about that scene in Practical Magic where Nicole Kidman drives all night singing “A Case of You” and smoking. That’s cinema, baby.
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lily gladstone the woman you are
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the good wife is suits for gay people
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tina fey saying “little broadway cunts on tiktok” has done more for musical theater criticism than anything ben brantley has written in 20 years
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this bitch on the left wants to be this queen on the right so damn bad
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no surprise that there’s zero daylight between the usps board of governors and the law firm that a rich frat boy calls when he kills someone
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@mvddm i understood bisexuality for the first time here
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@therecount remember when rashida tlaib said "impeach the motherfucker" and we had a three-week apocalyptic media meltdown about decency in discourse?
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@alex_abads nothing says “repair divisions in the community” like putting a hit out on someone
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@Nicole_Cliffe the fact that cps doesn’t get called on rich white people is just shocking
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little miss always looks fucking exhausted but in a cute way
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monica lewinsky and linda tripp at the pentagon city food court
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@smhrbst we could amend the constitution to make him president for life
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@ira Jon Hamm can come back, as a treat
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@treeaston i just think having a president who yells at people making bad faith arguments is neat
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@colormejorge carmelita spats would dunk so hard on its members
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@Will_Kellogg did mayor pete write this
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@ryanbloomquist that gay saw his ten seconds of stardom, and he fucking seized them
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@hunteryharris @nwalks the combination of “you do?” and “hmmm” would have melted the skin off my face
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@the_transit_guy nimbys will say gentrification destroyed the character of this neighborhood of vacant commercial buildings
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I have just returned from Lawrence, Massachusetts, where eight weeks ago, the workers went on strike! They are starving—their children are dying—but they are holding firm! AND WE MUST SUPPORT THEM!
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What is Jaimie Lee Curtis yelling? Wrong answers only
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what’s a good male acting performance where he does full frontal
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I wish Stephen Sondheim had lived to see The Gilded Age.
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@davidmackau especially good that patrick is the only person who pronounces it “zveig” it really adds a layer of excellence and cringe
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@colormejorge “of course”
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“go away, lillian, i’ve decided to live as a bed from now on.”
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new goggles just dropped (up four steps because i squint at a computer professionally) 🤓👓🥸🥽
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love to honor the victims of a terrorist attack by zooming our supersonic military vehicles around at 9:00am with no warning
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find out who that is and fire them—this behavior would be absolutely unacceptable in a completely normal climate and is completely incompatible with public service
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Well THAT was uncalled for.
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glynis johns centenary today no one is allowed to be mean just listen to “send in the clowns” and contemplate
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@sevenbenjisins formative for my gay childhood however
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this reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of waste management and disrespects the efforts of our nation’s sanitation workers
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“I’ve also learned there’s no point in actively trying to quote unquote defeat your enemies. Trash takes itself out every single time.” — Taylor Swift to TIME
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@liamjohnsonNY “gay culture is” tweets took a dark turn
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tired: marrying your way into a superior opera box after your employer’s husband wouldn’t fuck you wired: causing your employer’s miscarriage after she was nice to someone else
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Lewis and Clark after Sacagawea went to bed
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It’s the unbridled rage in his eyes for me.
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@gayspud or shorts for that matter
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@colormejorge in the words of miss julia: big mistake—huge.
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hi
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hny 🥂
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this is literally the plot of sister act
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How do you serve cunt in a god honoring way
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the sink guardian requires an offering
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@keatonkildebell @altschlar are those… even their bodies?
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@shania_twink you’ve probably never heard of this hole in the wall
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the way this is gonna be the new “laura dern in jurassic park” gay uniform
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@zojacobi @mrotzie wow where’s this hbo prestige series
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drop it like it’s [new heads]hot[s]
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✋5️⃣🖐️🕔 years
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inst*gram rendered useless by ads you can’t block and content you didn’t ask for and now you want me to volunteer for a written version
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bespoke neck pillow
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Democrats’ favorite Republican Governor couldn’t even be bothered to sign a law repealing criminal sodomy.
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Just seeing: Maryland repealed "the crime of sodomy" last week. Bill's passage was nearly unanimous thru the legislature but 4 Republicans voted against it; and it became law last week without Hogan's signature.
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@alex_abads it’s a sleigh
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@TomZohar he doesn’t see color
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margaret and clara johnson:
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wtf i’m in italy
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a bitch in this photo chewed one of my plant leaves while we were running errands and now he expects forgiveness
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you either shake your cleanser and conditioner with water when it starts to run low to get like three extra weeks out of it or you’re the child of generational wealth
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new lawyer headshots just dropped
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@TomZohar he’s no longer in the industry
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please clap
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@TomZohar my neck hurts just looking at this
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@TylerDinucci he’s only ever tweeted the name matt once are we sure he’s gay
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@the_transit_guy having a highway interchange named after me would be the most embarrassing legacy omg
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@allisonxxa @danielsogay Mostly I want to know what post finally did it, like an exit poll
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@kevinddaly this “something bad” subtweet
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@igorbobic @rachaelmbade @karoun thank you for providing this information at a time where it provides the least usefulness possible to the american voting public
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also gm
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this minneapolis erasure
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Department of Justice Identifies New York City, Portland and Seattle as Jurisdictions Permitting Violence and Destruction of Property
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@iramadisonthree the dsm is not capable of addressing this
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democrats: what if we let public school students have free lunches republicans: what if we send parents to prison if they support their trans kids
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first day at my new job (and first day wearing hard pants in like two years), and the vibe i’ve chosen is target shift lead
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@gpdr0meter careful kirk will sick the church on you
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going to gay kickball, bruno’s manning the crow’s nest
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afternoon vibes ✨
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@Slade featuring THE WHITEBOARD as Sheriff Amos Tupper
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*taps mic* this is my new cat
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@alex_abads viggo mortensen in eastern promises walked, etc.
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dose one? she’s done ✅ 💉🦠
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@TomZohar sarah paulson saying “so you’re a homosexual” defined me
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so true wow lots to think about
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GB’s new TEs. #GoPackGo
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celebrating with a selfie no idea why let’s just go with it
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@louisvirtel “cult classic” apparently just means “takes place in the 80s” now
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@RobertNBCLA @edbegleyjr public transit king
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sorry but random people carrying assault weapons to “protect” me from other random people carrying assault weapons is not a solution
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if jane birkin was sharpay evans
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I’M SORRY Y’ALL THESE UGLY ASS BAGS ARE BACK
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Another wild Saturday night.
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@colormejorge hot take this was the best way to present the acting awards
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tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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one thing that’s interesting about the gilded age is that it hits basically every beat that downton abbey did (including literally repeating plot points) yet one of them was an acclaimed prestige drama and the other is basically just a weekly joke for gays online
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Imagine being against raising taxes for the wealthy.
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he’s a whole mood
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happy friday i just put in my two weeks’ notice
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