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for the last few months i’ve been calling up the cast + crew of MAMMA MIA! THE MOVIE to talk about abba, getting wasted in greece, colin firth’s dancing, sequels, and so much more
i present to you, my latest oral history for
@voguemagazine
🌈🕺🪩✨🌊
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obsessed with my mother posting a pride tribute to her straight daughters with no mention of her gay son
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favorite paul sorvino moment is hands down when mira dedicated her oscar win to him and he instantly turned into a puddle 💕 rip my sensitive king
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amy sedaris literally just kicking her shoes off is funnier than anything any man has ever said or done
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made me genuinely giddy to discover that winona ryder has been quietly dating some sexy ass fashion designer in a pj harvey shirt for over a decade
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i introduced rosé to rihanna at the met gala and they immediately fell in love with each other
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in conclusion i love my mother and my mother loves me
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“are you wearing the—“
the great gonzo sequined mid heels? yeah i am
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mom: i’m so proud of you for following your dreams and moving to new york!
me, having a heat stroke on the subway platform while a rat crawls up my leg:
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replace all christopher columbus statues with a far more deserving italian
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nicole kidman every time she signs on to play an american character
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madeline: my marriage is falling apart
renata: my financial life is in ruins
celeste: mary louise is trying to take the twins
bonnie: my mom is dying and i can’t handle the stress of the lie
jane:
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the nanny gag where fran swallows a glob of wasabi is funnier than anything any man has ever done
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me telling my friends about the new guy i'm talking to vs. me three weeks later
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judy & barbra belting their hearts out together is such an important moment in herstory
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this is what i imagine “the rural juror” was
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i just know a drunken conversation with her in a bathroom line would change my life
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P!nk's face during Christina Aguilera's Whitney Houston tribute has me rolling on the floor.
#AMAs
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lady gaga spotted on the set of ridley scott’s “strega nona”
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cast them both and make them kiss
Disney is said to be looking at Taron Egerton and Michael B. Jordan for the title role of HERCULES for the upcoming Live Action Remake.
#Hercules
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@TheDisInsider
Podcast)
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these set photos of cate blanchett and rooney mara shooting guillermo del toro’s latest are all i need to see to know it’s already going to be my favorite film of 2020
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sally field playing tom hanks’ love interest in punchline (1988) then playing his mother in forrest gump (1994) just six years later is what i’ve decided to be mad about today
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yet again thinking about alexander skarsgård + jack mcbrayer, longtime besties
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you could pick any of amy sedaris’s guest spots but her “broad city” cameo plays on a loop in my head
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no gay has all ten:
- the chanel boots
- unpublished harry potter manuscript
- sandwich with $8 worth of jarlsberg
- cerulean sweater
- onion bagel
- florals for spring
- girded loins
- a cube of cheese
- 10 or 15 skirts from calvin klein
- the “book”
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every time i see an update about coronavirus i balance it out by watching this video of barbra streisand and judy garland
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gays really say “kim petras is reviving pop” and then every song sounds like this
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Why are we, as a society, not talking more about how much Lupita Nyong'o has been serving on the Us press tour?
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Current ranking of Hollywood Chrises:
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2. Chris Pine
3. Chris Hemsworth
4. Chris Evans
5. Chris Messina
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73. Chris Pratt
I will not be taking any questions.
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rip joel schumacher, who cast and styled his batman movies in a way that only a gay man with a $100 million budget could
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my favorite thing about lisa kudrow is how she made so much money from friends that she never has to work again but seems to really enjoy popping up randomly in scene-stealing supporting roles
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woke up in a cold sweat thinking about sienna miller’s southern accent from “cat on a hot tin roof”
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the lesson here: cast kirsten dunst in more leading roles
Alex Garland’s ‘CIVIL WAR’ debuts with $25.7M at the domestic box office.
The biggest opening weekend ever for an A24 film.
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i was what you’d call a “creative” child (mom let me tear up her t-shirt for a performance outfit!)
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now that “the white lotus” is over you have all the time in the world to watch mike white’s last hbo project! “enlightened” is maybe my favorite show of all time and made me fall in love with laura dern from the opening scene
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me watching the grainy 2-second snippet of the “barbie” trailer on a loop
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We don’t talk enough about Amanda Seyfried’s past as a young-adult novel cover star.
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“Working with SOPHIE on “Vroom Vroom” was a key moment in realizing myself as a musician, because I felt like I finally found someone who could articulate my ideas sonically. It was like: Wow, you get it, and you get me, and you also make me feel something.” - Charli XCX
RIP 💔
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if amy adams can’t get an oscar for this line delivery then what hope does anyone else have
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sending my silly little emails at my silly little job during a silly little government overthrow
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felicity huffman's daughter when felicity told her she was accepted into columbia, vanderbilt, nyu, usc, and cornell
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say hello to vogue’s october covergirl: olivia colman 👑
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forever grateful for cloris leachman and betty white’s friendship
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my favorite greta gerwig performance is when she went on the view & pretended to have fond memories of meghan mccain from their time at college
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the “birds of prey” embargo has lifted so now i can scream about how absurdly fun it is & the way it completely washed the taste of “suicide squad” out of my mouth
girls and gays, this one’s for us
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merritt wever is so great in ‘unbelievable’ & i hope she wins another emmy just so she can give another iconic acceptance speech like last time
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matt damon sitting at a sonic drive-in in the trailer for a movie called “stillwater” is peak oklahoma culture
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Debbie Harry showed up to an event I was at the other day & I overheard a guy who clearly didn’t know who she was say he was a musician & ask her “Do you sing?” She just giggled & said “I’ve been known to dabble.”
Ya’ll when I tell you I DIED on the spot.
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amy poehler & tina fey were the best golden globes hosts because they could roast celebrity culture without having to pat themselves on the back for doing so every five minutes like ricky gervais
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lana del rey really outdid herself on ‘norman fucking rockwell’
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BREAKING NEWS: Monterey, CA residents Renata Klein and Madeline Martha Mackenzie are among the 50 parents indicted in a case alleging that they used bribery to get their children placed into top private schools.
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