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the occasional movie reviews, anti-woke. love a good story and bible quotes. great cook, bad musician. love the America I know still exists somewhere in there.

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Trump vs The Deep State Everyone knows our government is corrupt. If you ask rich, poor, black, white, asian or brown people if they “trust” the government, they will tell you no and laugh. We’re used to it. It’s a joke. We grew up with a corrupt government owned by outside
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@CultureCrave Only phrase for an upcoming adaptation worse than “make it our own” is “updating for modern audiences.”
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@RobSchneider Who would have guessed Rob Schneider would be one of the few real men in Hollywood
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@lporiginalg Muslims are well known for their love of Jewish people.
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@Strandjunker White people are the minority. 8-10 percent of the world is white. We don’t like the idea of being completely erased because we respect ourself and our culture, like every other person in the world with the exception of white liberals who hate themselves so much for some reason.
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@TRHLofficial Other than that bringing on the antichrist stuff he seems pretty great
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@brookswheelan But we did love it
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@lporiginalg Guys don’t wash chicken. It does nothing but splatter raw chicken around your sink and counter. 100% more chance of disease spread by washing chicken than just cooking it. Don’t wash chicken.
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@Strandjunker Kyle Rittenhouse: defended himself and killed a pedo. ✅ Fauci: fabricated Covid rules that shut the entire country down and god knows what else, also, ordered horrible torturous experiments done on Beagles. Murdered Snoopys. ❎ Mmmmmm, man in the mirror looks pretty good to
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@TheSonicScrew If in 2024 they went to FX and showed their pilot “The Gang Gets Racist,” the show would not be picked up today.
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@Eastcoastprince @creepydotorg Be the equivalent of about 45k today…I would probably do it
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@BeAfraid_horror It had to walk so Scary Movie could run
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@joncoopertweets Trump is giving the judge the exact amount of respect he deserves
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@BDisgusting I love Shyamalan movies. Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re terrible, but you never know what the hell you’re getting into. That’s the best kind of storyteller.
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@jk_rowling @Michale_Doyle The point is a man in a woman’s space would raise a red flag and warn women not to enter or get out quickly or prepare for the worst case. If men identifying as women are inherently allowed, that red flag is meaningless and allows for unscrupulous men to take advantage of that.
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@Jules31415 Whatever they have on him must be a doozy
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@lporiginalg The problem with DEI couples in modern shows is that there is zero chemistry. It was like watching a woman make out with her gay black friend, just super uncomfortable. They aren’t cast for being right for each other but fulfilling demo requirements. Can you imagine spending so
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@naijamicrophone @InternetH0F Wayne is in my top ten
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@jordanbpeterson Anthony Hopkins figured out that’s the best way to look like a serial killer in the 80s
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@matthewdmarsden I remember the last strike we all cared and watched what was happening. But most of these people now were advocating for me to lose my job and die if I needed urgent care if I didn’t take a vaccine that didn’t stop the spread of a mild flu-like virus. As much as I love and
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@TRHLofficial Josie deserves better than that after how hard she works to make libertarians sound not ghey and reetarded
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@OliLondonTV Heard they have great rooftop courses for young LGBT students!
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@MarioNawfal Amazing that neurolink can help disabled people. I assume that isn’t the endgame, however. Once altering your body technologically becomes the norm, it might lead to a horrible crossbreed of body dysmorphia meets transhumanism, and I don’t want to be here for that.
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@miles_commodore Val Kilmer reached some kind of acting height that I don’t think I’ve ever truly seen repeated, even by him.
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@richardbrake A Richard Brake and Jackie Earl Haley buddy comedy would be epic
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@travisakers His target must look very far away
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@ConceptualJames This is how you do it. Not react to it with anger but dissect it for the trolling that it is, designed only to bait the most reactionary Christians into violence of one kind or another. Deconstruct it and mock it but don’t fall for the bait. Happy Easter!
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@BaconThatBurge1 @MilgateTyler @PicturesFoIder I always pretend to be even angrier than she is about whatever she’s angry at and then she tells me to calm down and stops being as angry
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@stesup @realDailyWire “Just one little push…”
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@AnthonyCumia 99% of all famous actors and other celebrities. On the flip side I’m glad it happened because it means the idolization of Hollywood is finally crumbling. Now we ask ourselves why we ever thought grown ups playing pretend are more important than useful people doing useful
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@ClemeparraOk @Civixplorer @TerribleMaps Damn and he got like 50k likes without even giving you props
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@lporiginalg This is the left and their inner anguish summed up. So much wrestling with basic logic and twisting it so that it doesn’t make sense and then accidentally owning themselves on Twitter.
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@atensnut “Trump calls himself a political prisoner what’s your response to that?” Biden: *** Creepiest smile ever conjured from the fiery depths of hell ***
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@TRHLofficial @KerryKennedyRFK Would never do that to my brother, no matter how much I disagreed with him
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@red_gottie @CameronJGilliam @XAVIAERD The liberal atheist version of original sin
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@hnybadger36480 @danielgodfrey @LizzyStarrrdust “There’s a man in your backseat…oh don’t approach you?? Sorry!”
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@lporiginalg Who’s laughing now
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@CollinRugg @realpeteyb123 The greatest thing trump ever did was make sure Hillary will never ever ever be president
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@lporiginalg All responsibility for your actions is racist
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@MattWallace888 Why is it always that Bieber was a victim but Swift is part of the conspiracy. They were both kids when they started, they were probably both groomed.
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@mikloskiss_rug @CultureCrave @TwoSetViolin I don’t think it would be an issue if Cooper hadn’t said he’d been practicing for 6 years, unless he clarified either A), the amount of time per day during those 6 years or B) That he was practicing to look like Bernstein and not actually conduct like a conductor. But at the
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@Selmat94 @SierraNicoIe @HeshComps @PopBase I guess one would have to look at the statistics of how often people see UFOs or Bigfoot Vs how many of those people have professional gear. Lots of sightings are people out in the woods etc, probably not professional photographers. Or it’s all hoaxes of course, who knows.
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@MarioNawfal “The Heavenly Father is perfect except he got my body wrong.”
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@OMEGACHATTERGUY @reddit_lies No we need the thing that’s happening now that is improving things. See by the graphs how it’s a steady improvement over the years. Socialism is a concept that leads to communism every time because it doesn’t take human nature into account. It’s been tried over and over and over
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@catturd2 You want to be counterculture? Say a prayer. That would be shocking. Mocking Christians is corporate now.
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@JasonKPargin You guys had HBO??? All I had were heavily edited TNT movies on Saturday morning
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@ElonMuskAOC “Marks” as in x marks the spot. Remark this if you agree
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@stclairashley He thrives on the pressure, it’s amazing to see
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@dantypo Always remember: if they lie about these easily verifiable things, what else are they lying about
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@QTRBlackGarrett Since the logic is that people only want to see themselves represented in movies, I will leave this for the marginalized, voiceless and underdogged, and wait for the next one about a normal white guy like me. Not sure how wide their audience is, but I bet they know what they’re
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@EvilKeaton @TheSonicScrew Oh you sweet summer chile
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@jk_rowling @KirstieMAllsopp This is what happens when you get an articulate writer mad. They calmly destroy your entire narrative.
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@kathygriffin I’m so confused about the reason. Can a president just decide which country they want to own a company? Has this ever happened before?
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@TheAnaBraga @JackPosobiec So creepy how much media wants this to be a thing. Very unnerving. A guy randomly donated 500 bucks to a crowdfunded movie, one of over 6,000 people, and the “story” is that he’s a “major investor” as though he was involved in this movie in any way other than clicking a button.
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@robbystarbuck Literally all they have to do is prosecute criminals and stores will stop closing. SF is such a beautiful city and a great example of how terrible socialist ideals have destroyed one of Americans most cherished cities.
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@seanonolennon Sorry you had to hear that, disgusting thing to say about someone’s father.
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@davidcinema Cabinet of Dr Caligari
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@_RyanSandoval @historyinmemes iPhone is the worst at this. You can buy a good quality everlasting fridge if you save up, you can buy quality classic furniture etc, but no matter how much you pay for a new iPhone within four years you have to buy another. It’s the biggest scam in consumer history that we just
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@ZaleskiLuke @RobertKennedyJr Are you calling Kennedy a Trumpster? 😂
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@Glinner Sometimes it feels like a zombie apocalypse trying to sort out who’s been bitten and turned
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@punt_rd At the time this blew my teenage mind. Imagine when I realized it was also the dude from Fight Club.
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@guideforlovers My advice is: don’t argue with crazy people, not because they aren’t worth it but because you’ll go crazy too.
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@kyleayers He already mentioned that many shows were grandfathered in in the conversation that nobody actually listened to. One’s still on like Curb and It’s Always Sunny and South Park are too popular to cancel but they sure aren’t making those kinds of shows now.
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@Morbidful I guess Vikings weren’t particularly afraid of death so punishment had to be extremely severe to discourage criminal behavior
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@Thebigd47068248 @lporiginalg That’s what I hate. Honestly it’s a terrible way to die, but one of the worst things you can do is break into someone’s home when they’re sleeping. It’s terrifying. If you play that game, you’re risking getting mauled to pieces.
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@iMzMzi @elonmusk Just go to Reddit
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@_sn_n So nice that leftists all of a sudden have the utmost respect for the American legal system. Guess Hollywood can stop making all those movies about injustice.
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@Tych011 @greentexts_bot “I like your pluck, kid. Reminds me of me.”
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@mariolopezviva Nothing I like more after a grueling day at work, walking the dog, helping my family out, going through which bills I have to pay and finally sitting down with a snack and my girl to watch a movie of tv show than being lectured at by angry sheltered Hollywood “feminists” about
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@Timcast I pity people who hate cilantro. Freaks.
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@PaulAnleitner I used to think atheism was the natural conclusion to free thinking. It wasn’t until later that I realized atheism is the beginning, the abiogenesis from which faith evolves. The direction individuals left to their own devices take varies, but we put our faith in something:
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@TMZ Don Lemon not used to talking to people who don’t think like him
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@TRHLofficial @AriDrennen Leftist: explains their evil plan Normal person: notices plan Leftist: FAR RIGHT BIGOT!
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@WuWei113 @AngelaBelcamino Can’t argue with the ancient wisdom of the east
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@MattWalshBlog 1. He’s pro reparations. He wants to give money to people who were never slaves and make people who were never slaves pay for it, like we have some kind of original sin for being white. 2. Full term abortions. If a baby is born a month early you do everything to make sure it
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@marcelfassy @xtinatucker Charlize Theron in Old Guard would apply. Sandra Bullock in Gravity
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@libsoftiktok Back when I was 20 I made fun of people who warned of a “slippery slope.” Thats my bad.
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@JayinKyiv @TuckerCarlson Suppression of information is authoritarianism. You more than others should be very interested in having to hear what the opposition has to say. Better to be informed than in the dark. Absolutely zero honest people during war would rather be in the dark than have more
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@dom_lucre Trump, cliched as that sounds. After he was elected I noticed that every news outlet would tell these weird lies about what he’d just said. And I was like, wow, if I can easily verify these tiny lies that I know about, what else is going on that I DON’T know about. After that,
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@TheQuartering I don’t remember lord of the rings have a ten year, many multi-billion dollar individual storyline for each character that culminates in a massive storytelling payoff that we have never seen before. Hate marvel and Hollywood all you want, I often do, but you have to be totally
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@Glinner Please tell me everyone on IT Crowd was okay
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@SaltyCaptMac29 @Sargon_of_Akkad The ingredients are simple and few but ten times better quality. American pizza has to be covered in a million toppings to compete with the Italians.
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@vidanova0000 @301mair Also, he glanced to the left which is a sign of creativity vs memory. You know, if CSI is a correct source for lie detection techniques.
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@UnrealBluegrass People say you aren’t funny but this is hilarious
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@Nerdrotics Did they use this to write Immortals
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@jordanbpeterson So relaxed he even wrote normally
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@TheFamousArtBR We are in the age of semantic authoritarianism
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@HappyCamper2626 @RealJamesWoods It’s so hard for people to believe, it was hard for me. The psy ops have been so insidious, so ubiquitous, I wandered around for 30 years believing it all. It only fell apart when they overplayed their hand during the trump years. And once you ask the first question, it all comes
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@thevivafrei Wishing Trump harm is not based. I got banned from Reddit for wishing he got better when he had COVID. Being in agreement with Reddit mods is the least based thing you can do.
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@CulturePuck @lporiginalg Therapists exist for those too insufferable or shallow to have real friends they can talk to about serious stuff
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@reddit_lies That person is correct. If you have any standards or decency, it’s the wrong city. When I lived there I was considered a prude because I thought walking past men having sex against a bookstore during the Castro Street Fair was disgusting. You have to abandon that place.
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@BlackKnight10k I’m enjoying the lies this time around because there is zero room for the liars to pretend they don’t know. There’s no pretending they were mistaken, there’s no “oh I assumed.” It’s just blatant, unadulterated propaganda. And that does nothing but push centrists further right.
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@tobykeith One of my favorites. Toby was the soundtrack to many a night of friendship and cheer. A life well lived and a great contributor.
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@MelonieMac @CripKolo 2 Peter 2:19 They promise them freedom, but they themselves are slaves of corruption. For whatever overcomes a person, to that he is enslaved.
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@realDailyWire It was rigged.
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@michaeljknowles Galileo was not tortured, imprisoned or executed. He was sentenced to prison but was commuted to house arrest.
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@imPatrickT I’ll have the
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@LJ52806665 @pnjaban I haven’t been to one of these stores in about 25 years but if I EVER need to you can be DAMNED sure to find me at the nearest RadioShack.
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@ChinedFrancisco @fasc1nate Carl Dean apparently goes by the stage name “Mick Jagger”
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@ScottAdamsSays Like little kids angry at curfew thinking they would be better off without their parents, unaware that the safety, shelter and sustenance that enables them to throw tantrums exists because of the people they profess to loathe so much.
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