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I don’t want to brag, but I was the only class president in my grade school’s history to face and survive impeachment proceedings. 💅
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This is honestly what has to be done.
Don’t call cops.
Just don’t put up with it.
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She made 7 million for Spider-Man 2 while Tobey made 17.5 million.
In that movie, where he is on the screen for over 480% more than she is, I can argue that she was overpaid.
Kirsten Dunst Talks About Being Paid Less Than Tobey Maguire For Spider-Man 2
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Joe Rogan should buy the rights to Neil Young’s music and keep it on Spotify.
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We’re a family of 6.
Man, woman, two teen boys, one teen girl, one preteen girl.
Some examples of how much it costs:
Subway/Chipotle- $70+
Macdonald’s- $60+
Pizza Joint- $100+
Bar style- $130
Outback- $200+
Bi-monthly Sam’s Club- $700+
Monthly groceries- $700
Movie- $120
Don’t…
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Just remember…
…in March of 2023, your government did not allow into the country a tennis player because he was unvaccinated.
Meanwhile, in March of 2023, 162,317 people illegally entered through the Southwest border.
We are not even close to a serious country.
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Jim Gaffigan (I love as a stand-up) looked REALLY silly on Joe Rogan.
Summary:
Jim- I feel in my gut that Trump is corrupt
Joe- Look at the Bidens
Jim- Well that was after they left office
Joe- No that was in office
Jim- Well I don’t know about that
This is 1/2 the country
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What The Left doesn’t understand about Joe Rogan is that he is not really right leaning.
We on the right are ok with that.
One doesn’t have to be right-leaning to gather our ears.
We just want open, honest dialogue.
Until the media can be honest, they’ll continue their bleeding.
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Between my wife and I, we paid back over $125,000 in student loans before we turned 30.
You bet your ass I’m pissed.
This is a money scheme.
It’s not just that these immature borrowers learn nothing about responsibility.
But our money is now essentially flushed through…
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Trump would look far better if he didn’t attack Kayleigh McEnany.
The woman was a godsend to his administration when he needed it.
Sometimes you can just say nothing.
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The average salary of a federal employee is $94,430 a year.
There are roughly 2,950,000 federal employees.
That means in salaries alone, pre-benefits $278,568,500,000.
Add just the HC plans, and that’s an additional $22,532,100,000.
I believe you could cut the federal…
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This video has to be tweeted thousand times.
I don’t give a crap about retweets.
Take the video and tweet it yourself. I don’t care.
This cannot happen.
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My mom was an executive at a fairly big company.
Now she comes in to do my invoicing once a week at 78.
I said, “man I don’t feel good today.”
She comes over and feels my forehead and says, “you do feel a little warm.”
I’m 50🤦♂️
At what point do moms not be coddlers?
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Sorry. But this is trashy. He’s 34 years old. Grow up.
Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣
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I’m not even sorry that I love this.
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Federal employees can get $21,000 if their kids have had to do remote learning.
That’s in the Bill they rushed through after midnight.
Mad yet?
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@StephenKing
You’re the most prolific writer in the last 50 years… and that’s the best you could come up with?
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There are almost 5,000 employees in the Department of Education and NOT ONE is a teacher educating a child.
The Department of Education’s budget for 2024 is $83.63 Billion
There are about 49.4 million children in our country attending kindergarten-12
That is $1,693 per child…
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Was this before or after she cheated on her husband with Joe?
Whenever Melania trends I like to share a pic of our beautiful, not naked Dr. Jill Biden.
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I think everyone knows that the only way out of this way out of this Afghanistan debacle is an overly self serious celebrity montage video pleading with the Taliban to be fair and equitable.
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Fetterman’s official mayoral photo looks like the janitor’s photo on the staff page of your middle school yearbook.
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On How Propaganda Works:
There are literally dozens of tweets exactly like the ones below with millions of views.
They’re all false presentations of an event.
The truth is that the rain started and Biden jogged off stage within 20 seconds.
What you’re presented with in those…
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Do Southerners know they don’t need a saying to relay every thought?
Northerners- He’s Cheap.
Southerners- That man wouldn't give a nickel to see Jesus ridin'
a bicycle.
Northerners- She looks happy.
Southerners- Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet
tater.
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Trump was absolutely right to have the full interview on record when he met with Leslie Stahl.
Now you know why.
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Every single thing they accused Trump and Republicans of doing for 4 years they are now doing without a single blushing cheek.
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Almost nobody thinks that showing an ID to vote is controversial.
It has to be one of the most fake controversies in the history of politics.
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I’ll just remind you that the companies who profit from this mine probably have very high ESG scores.
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@Protomenace
Not if it’s “equal pay for equal work”.
I didn’t come up with that phrase. They did.
As a business owner, believe me, you’re not teaching me anything g new.
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I know it’s no laughing matter, but I’d just die if Ted Cruz went to the border and re-enacted this photo.
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A thinking person’s brain has to wonder why those on J6 were hunted down and captured to stand trial for a 2 hour riot while those that spent a summer burning buildings, looting stores, injuring police, and destroying cities were largely ignored by the courts.
The answer is…
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I’m not going to blame this on dementia.
This is his history.
If he’s in a black church… he grew up in one.
If he’s in a synagogue, he was raised in one.
Beau died many a spectacular deaths.
He’s incapable of truth, and always has been.
This isn’t dementia. Tis is Joe Biden.
BIDEN: "Every time a police officer puts on that shield every morning, their husband or wife, whatever it is, or child, worries about will they get that phone call. I got one of those phone calls"
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Wives: K… have fun…see ya Sunday. Don’t do anything stupid.
Men: Ok, hon…
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Can’t people just do their fucking jobs and not make me hate them?🙄
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Normalizing weed is going to prove to be a HUGE mistake.
I’d argue it already has been.
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I just want to know why there’s no central figure.
Where is the David Duke of this group?
The news is always pics/vids. I’ve never seen recruitment folks.
They walk. Get filmed. Disappear. No Chris Hayes “special” digging up information on the group.
No nothing ever. So weird.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
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I was born in ‘73.
100%!
True story:
My neighbor friends and I followed old tracks about 2 miles and found an old iron skelton of a railroad bridge.
We went back home, stole cigarettes from my sister and beer from their parents. Grabbed some towels and blankets.
All we said is…
I was born in 1980 so I just barely made the cutoff but this does describe my childhood perfectly.
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You need to watch. Not a Kiss fan. But that he just goes on calmly cuz “he got this” is balls.
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Remember when they manufactured this “white supremacy” story?
Just want to keep everyone’s minds fresh to the fact they will say, stage, and/or project, ANYTHING to win an election.
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@MZHemingway
I feel a little more hesitant in accepting the outcome of an election when elected representatives seem to feel that when finalized, I’m going to end up on an enemies’ list of the federal government.
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Do you know what coordinated propaganda from the federal government looks like?
A letter signed by 50 intelligence agents from multiple agencies attesting to something which there was no way all of them could have examined for themselves.
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I wonder who The Queen bequeathed the iPod Obama gave her with all of his speeches on it.
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I am going to share a personal story on abortion that solidified my pro-life views.
I tend to avoid the deeply personal here on Twitter, but if my experience makes sense to you and you’d like to share it please retweet so that maybe it can help somebody.
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Shouldn’t we look at what portion the shipping company’s insurance would cover before committing the “entire cost”?
BIDEN: “The federal government will pay for the entire cost of reconstructing" the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore
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The most glaring hypocrisy right now is Blue states objecting to Texas trying to protect its border while crying about Texas sending illegals to their cities.
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@kathygriffin
Ummmmm sounds like you’re threatening a Civil War if you don’t get your way.
You see, the logic of your statement dictates that if Republicans win there will be a Civil War, which means violence from your side? But if Dems win, there won’t be because Republicans are civil.
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I think that if you lived through the 80s, it helps you understand how overhyped threats really are.
We grew up being told that Reagan was a threat to world peace because he’d somehow provoke Russia into using the bomb.
It’s a long time ago. You may not even remember it. But I…
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So we’re at the store Christmas shopping for the kids.
I get a message from my daughter- Dad PLEASE CALL. I’m locked out of my car!!!
So I call- “What happened?”
Her- I’m in the store parking lot locked out of my car
Me- How did you do that?
Her- The battery fell out the key…
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1/6 was not an insurrection. It’s that simple.
It was a black eye. That’s it.
It was embarrassing. It was a temper tantrum.
There was no attempt to overthrow the government.
The whole thing, historically speaking, was largely forgettable.
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True Story:
Tonight I’m in Home Depot with my littlest (9) and I go in the electrical aisle looking for a solid cover plate for a 4-banger (old house and needed a junction box).
One of the staff is facing the shelving and I hear a “hello”.
Me- “Hello” and I continue to look.…
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The worst part of the “good ole Joe” narrative the media foisted on us for the last decade is that Joe Biden isn’t even a good man. He’s not an affable guy, either.
He’s a jerk, he’s corrupt, and quite frankly he’s stupid.
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@StephenKing
You won’t quit over $20.
$240 a year to maintain self-promotion to 6.3 million people?
It’s a bargain.
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My wife’s grandfather died behind a window due to Covid restrictions without a single loved one by his side in his entire final week.
One party pushed this longer than it ever had to be and made villains of those who objected.
Vote RED.
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I had a long conversation with a good friend who leans Left.
Very smart.
I was stunned to find out how much they believe about the Right these days that just isn’t true.
Because they’re a friend I tread lightly.
But the truth is that it would take an intervention-level…
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9 yo at 6:00-
Dad can we go for a walk?
Me- Nooo it’s 30 degrees & raining
9 yo at 7:00- Dad can we go for a walk?
Me- it’s still cold!
Her- but not raining.
Me- fine
Her (on our walk)- Do you wanna know I wanted to walk?
Me- I do
Her- because I want alone time with you
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Jeep owners will turn a $40,000 car into a $43,765 car by adding on $38,000 in aftermarket extras.
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When people use the phrase “stolen land”, I immediately consider them blissfully ignorant of how history happens.
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Just found out my dad had a stroke last night. He still came into work to make sure the shop was open on time. He's heading to the hospital now. Been working together for 30 years. First time I had to worry about him. We'd appreciate prayers.
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I have received a call from the high school asking if they give an ibuprofen because my 15 yo son had a headache.
If they cannot hand him a few ibuprofens for a headache, why does ANYONE believe that teachers should address LGBT issues with 3rd graders without parental consent?
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The Hunter “art auction” thing would be a rightfully massive scandal under any other administration.
That there’s not even interest is pretty stunning and simultaneously unsurprising.
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So Tim Scott and Nikki Haley are out.
Can we just get behind DeSantis already?
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There would be a whole other media narrative that would be warning of vax risks and “horror story” anomalies if Donald Trump had won that election.
You know it. I know it. They know it.
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The guy who details my cars has grown his business in the last 10 years and has always been happy. Great guy to BS with.
I ran into him today, and he tore into this economy.
He’s pissed because with inflation, his costs have skyrocketed. And raising prices to meet those costs…
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Your “protests” have looting and arson.
Our protests have barbecues and bouncy houses.
We are not the same.
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DeSantis scares them.
He’s Trump without the flaws; and they know it.
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It is so bizarre to me that somehow many people today view the Japanese as victims of America during WWII.
The Japanese made war on a dozen countries and millions of people… & they were SAVAGE.
It’s over and today I don’t blame those alive for it.
But why should we be sorry?
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When I see the left celebrating Tesla stocks being down (all stocks are down🙄), it confirms what I always suspected.
The Left doesn’t necessarily want to tax the rich into oblivion because it’s “fair” (that’s just a bonus to them). They just want to punish people they hate.
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It’s weird to think that “Galaxy Quest” was a box office bomb.
I really think that’s one of my favorite throwback comedies.
It’s actually a very well done and clever movie.
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They’re missing a HUGE opportunity by not programming that this to say “Hasta la vista, baby” before every shot.
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Do I want Trump to run again?
No.
Do I think there are better choices without going establishment?
Yes.
Will I vote for Trump in a primary against those few?
No.
Will I vote for Trump over ANY Democrat in the general?
1,000,000,000%… and gladly.
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Do the Kennedys really think anyone truly gives a damn about them anymore?
If I met a Kennedy, I’d be like, “which one are you?” & they’d be like “Michael” & I be like “are you related to the one that killed a girl with his car or the one who killed a girl with a golf club?”
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I’ll bet 50% of Democrats think George Wallace was a Republican.
That how distorted the media has been over the last 50 years.
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Is it me or does this younger gen take off work every time they have a late night?
Hell, we used to go out to 4:00 AM, crash, take a shower at 6:30, and get to work by 7:00 AM and never thought of calling off.
Some of the younger people that work for my wife will schedule it…
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I kid you not.
I just removed 10 pillows from our bed to get down to the two we actually sleep on.
You women need to stop.
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So today I asked my sons to blow the leaves down the driveway and in the front yard to the tree lawn.
I waited patiently for 2 hours.
I then said screw it. I’m not even gonna fight about it. I’ll just do it myself.
It took maybe an hour and a half.
I did most of it with the…
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I like to do things to embarrass my 17yo daughter:
In the checkout line I see a person tap their card on the pay device.
Me- what the huh?
Daughter- You just tap your card
Me- That makes it too easy
Daughter- Yeah well you’re the only one who pays with cash anymore
Me- And…
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I’m going to schedule an abortion for myself at planned parenthood and see if they have the balls to tell me I’m not a woman and that I can’t get pregnant.
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This has been a really bad 7 to 10 days for the “I’m a journalist” class.
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I really wish people would stop posting negatively about Pierce Brosnan’s wife.
Maybe instead of wondering what kind of woman you’d have if you were rich and famous, you might start wondering what kind of woman you’d have if you just imagined what loving someone means.
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