feels like we're in a cultural and regulatory environment — not to mention the last 15 years of food science innovation — that some company could have another go at mixing alcohol with caffeine

The Medici funded both the City of Florence and the Italian Renaissance for two centuries, but Bezos couldn’t keep a newspaper together for a decade.

I bet Mr. Beast is so tired all the time

We Made An A.I. Watch The Entertainment From Infinite Jest 10,000 Times And It Started Hallucinating The Ghost Of Himself

oh sorry i’m actually saving vulnerability for marriage

There are no such thing as crisis actors bc there’s no such thing as an actor who booked a job and kept it a secret

You just use two bookmarks

I think we need to bring back calling people "internet famous" instead of calling them "influencers." There needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it.

Every problem we’re currently facing as a country can be traced back to the fact we didn’t hang every Confederate leader and politician after the civil war

Successful Black vampire movie just became most nominated movie in Academy award history. Seems like that audience might really like a Blade movie. Could put an Academy Award winner like Mahershala Ali in it.

iPhone: heyyy we updated your iOS! me: oh ok. is the new one better? iPhone: no!! ❤️ everything is weird now

Someone should make a kind of yoga that’s as good as being on phone

What I’m hearing is you want a fully fleshed out morally grey Black woman character actually written and directed by a Black woman but you haven’t watched Hedda yet?! Oh, okay!

PRIMATE: too many recent horror movies have been about boring things like “trauma” or “loss” or “forgiving your parents” instead of fun, interesting things like “what if there was a rabid chimpanzee who wanted to rip your fucking face off”—at last, a film to right this wrong

Bisexuals HATE AI

Really great insights from Chris Gethard about the ways in which the comedy industry is broken and unsustainable.

me supervising anyone else in my house attempting to load the dishwasher

My resolution for 2026: Far more internet time. Really up my screentime. Post more. Scroll more. Never log off.

New Year’s Eve sucks for drunk driving the roads are all crowded with people who only do it once a year. Like going to Lowe’s on a Saturday

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