its that kev
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a new life awaits you in the off-world colonies (he/him)
Joined July 2015
instead of engaging in discourse you could. •touch your genitals.•try some new food you haven’t eaten before.•summon demons.•ask the dmv person why owls don’t say good morning .•call customer service for Kellogg and ask why the cereals don’t stop you from masturbating.
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2 whole years….damn. RIP Bray Wyatt.
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Why is this written like he was summoned after cultists sacrificed a goat.
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this very old man with the power to kill the planet at a whim is talking about death too much for my liking recently.
🚨WTF: In a bizarre moment, Trump rants about grass at DC parks: “I know more about grass than any human being… Grass has a life. We have a life, and grass has a life. The grass here died about 40 years ago.”. Has Trump’s completely lost his mind?.
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Oliver Cromwell’s head is spinning in its grave rn.
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Hannity: A performative confrontational style—maybe it wins you points with the loony radical base in your party but America is not going to vote for that record.
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Ah see Hegseth used an ancient technique called the Alcoholic Flail, it’s normally only used when trying to escape police custody after failing to pay a tab at an airport TGI Fridays.
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“would you like to sign up for our rewards program”
This large bear got inside a South Lake Tahoe ice cream parlor late Saturday night. Was lured out with strawberry ice cream. Photos from the @ElDoradoSheriff’s FB page.
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Showing up to the voting booth with a screwdriver so I can take off my license plate to prove my identity.
Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed
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META TO DOWNSIZE AI DIVISION, SOME EXECUTIVES EXPECTED TO LEAVE: NYT.
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RT @ecto_fun: this guy is an admitted pedo who threatened to find my address and assault me. so i found a pic of his face and found out his….
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“gotta make sure I take a moment in my son’s death announcement to mention that I’m famous”.
Elon Dershowitz, Film Producer and Son of Famed Lawyer, Dies at 64.
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this is why i’m not leaving Twitter until the servers turn off. this kind of posting is unseen anywhere else.
you know what? i don't care anymore. i don't have time to write an article and this crap with The Argument is pissing me off, so i'm gonna spill the tea:. Kelsey Piper of Vox co-wrote an epic eugenics fetish Dungeons & Dragons fanfic with AI theorist/cult leader Eliezer Yudkowsky.
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At one point the Philly Phanatic came on stage at the My Chemical Romance show and I’m still half certain I was hallucinating
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
⭕️Hillary Clinton praises Donald Trump’s foreign policy. She argues that while she disagreed with Trump during his first term, she is impressed this time around, when it comes to his approach to NATO.
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one of them’s gonna start talking to the Formless Mother and then we’re all fucked.
‘Frankenstein’ rabbits with horrifying spikes growing from their heads are invading the US — and experts warn to stay away
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