@PanderShirts
Also this might not be the right place but all this puritanical sex negativity is actually tied to assimilationism and internalized homophobia. Reminds of the meme where it's like "gay people i respect / gay people I don't respect".
MikeCam update: He posted an Instagram story today, a rest in peace post, a picture of his cat who died. Or did it? I thought the picture looked a bit too nice, but I thought to myself: "no, he wouldn't". Turns out oh yes, he would. He faked his cat's death.
#mikecam
#cat
#scam
@PunishedAG
someone should tell this to my therapist 😭 she discredits all of my experiences when i try to talk to her. not even just the hallucinations, but like everything. she told me im struggling to get a job because im "comfortable in poverty"
@PunishedAG
I'm trying but she's the only one at the free clinic and I don't have insurance. I guess I'm getting what i pay for (nothing). I've learned to stop listening to her, and to stop sharing with her. But thank you for the advice!
Happy Father's Day to the important masculine figure in my life, Jake Cruise (pictured below with hunk Zeb Atlas). You may not be my dad, but you were there when I needed (in video format, usually with hunks close to my age), and you taught me self esteem and how to be a man. 😊
So what i'm gathering is that Dylan got bullied off the site because you psychos weren't satisfied with him, you wanted him to be perfect (by your standards), and when he didn't live up to your expectations you turned on him? Y'all don't deserve him.
@Mizu25_MsM
Derek is now on his late 30s while Stiles has been 16 in high shool for the past 13 years, he is literally legally forbidden to age. Unlike Allison who aged from 17 to 32 in bardo and was resurrected a grown woman so it's not weird that she's with Scott who is canonically 32 now.
@MaintenancePod
Omg I am honores to get a reply! I love you guys. Got it, I'll wait for 2024 patiently. Good luck on your book Aubrey! And get better soon Mike!
Excuse you that's not a nurse that's Catherine Fox Award winner Meredith Grey, currently working tirelessly to find a cure for alzheimers in between gooning to gay kisses.
The Conjuring is a movie franchise that could learn a thing or two from M3gan. Those movies would be a lot better if the demonic nun did a cunty lil dance.
THIS IS FAKE. THE REAL VEGGIETALES WOULD NEVER SHOW THE VEGGIES GOING TO HEAVEN BECAUSE THEY CANONICALLY HAVE NO SOULS BECAUSE THE CREATOR TALKED TO A SCHOLAR WHO TOLD HIM IT WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO GIVE THEM SOULS. THEY WOULD NEVER LET THE VEGGIES RISE DURING THE RAPTURE.
What happened to VeggieTales?
Their last movie was the Book of Revelation. Test audiences were so traumatized the studio canceled the project and shut their doors. All that remains is a handful of leaked concept art
1. Armageddon
@Megs_needsrest
@GAYCRIS1S
...palestine didn't exist back then. It wasn't renamed palestine until a long time after Jesus was crucified. If Jesus existed, he was a middle eastern Jew, not a palestinian. This is basic history, come on now. Lying does nothing for palestine.
Ideas for substance-free platonic gay events:
• Gay boardgame nights
• like an orgy but instead of sex we play Mario Kart
• Greys Anatomy watch party
• like an orgy but instead of sex we wrestle
• queer book club
• like an orgy but instead of sex we overthrow capitalism
A faceless profile on grindr is offering $5000 for 4 sex encounters and I am so so so inclined to hit him up and live my Pretty Woman fantasy but my mom thinks it's an organ harvesting scam :(
@SterekAlt
I did mention to my best friend after we were done watching the movie that scott shouldnt have gotten custody of eli because he'll already have his hands full raising allison...
I was going to download threads because I already have an instagram so zuck already has my data anyways but then I saw that threads is part of the fediverse. Like you don't need threads to interact with threads. You can do it from Mastodon, which I already have.
The other day I was trying to convince my mom to join instagram and she told me she's too old for "a selfie app" so i told her that plenty of young guys want to fuck old chicks like her so obviously she still has value and she was not as flattered as I thought she'd be.
Told my parents that there are these new Thomas the Tank Engine characters now and my dad seriously said "I'll bet they've made all the new trains gay". And I was like "Well they never said the original trains are straight."
i had forgotten how good crash bandicoot for the ps1 was. like, the first game. it's not as flashy as the other two but the developers put their whole developussy into it. crash went to cuntington university and graduated in motherlogical studies. yas. 10/10.
I am once again telling y'all that I am not comfortable with minors following me on social media. Please, if you are a minor, soft block and move on.
I am not a role model.
Yesterday was the first day of me giving up half my food intake for 20 months to save up money to fix my computer & buy a new phone (in that order). I need $500 BRL for the computer (around $102 USD), and $1.500 BRL for the phone (around $305 USD). I wish I had a sugar daddy.
At age nineteen i tried to kill myself for funking out of school. Now at age 30 i am so glad I survived. How could I have ever thought that was a crisis over which it was worth ending it all?? It's just school. It's not the end of the world.
Blackmailer: give me money or i'll send your nudes out to everyone you know
Me: you're gonna expose me?
Blackmailer: yes
Me: you're gonna expose me for the dirty little cock slut that I am?
Blackmailer: that's what I said
Me: fuck i'm so hard
Blackmailer: wait what
I love talking about abortion because since I'm not a woman conservatives always default to "how would you feel if your mother had aborted you?" and then I hit them with "she should have. Her life would have been a lot better" and it makes everyone uncomfortable.
We all know this isn't the only time they were impaled IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (i mean they topped each other with their wieners in each other's butts homosexually)
My high school crush is successful in his field, married, and his wife is pregnant.
I know i should be happy for him but I'm genuinely bummed out by this news.
I'm single and unemployed and i haven't gotten laid in a while.
He had advantages that I didn't, but it still stings
In portuguese we don't say "gay", we say "viado arrombado" which comes from the folk tale of a braziliam pirate and a merman who fell in love with him, and I think that's beautiful.
Had a sexy dream about Matt Murdock and Foggy. Matt was at the bottom giving Foggy a good succ. It was very explicit and let me tell you, Matt is a pro.
STRANGER THINGS S01 SPOILERS
turns our barb is dead. She had a slime coming out of her mouth. can't get more dead than that.
the us government should launch an investigation into how she died. because this feels homophobic.
damn barb. i was rooting for you girl.
When a straight man has many sexual partners his dick erodes away to a stick. Every pussy takes away a layer of cock skin, until it's thin as a needle and unable to provide a woman with pleasure.