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he/they. 30. sober and touched by the 'tism. living with schizophrenia. occasionally nsfw. likes are nsfw. you've been warned.🎗️

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@kai_atwood
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@j_stocky
°▽° 🍉🪼
1 year
Qrt with your favorite Paleomemes
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@kai_atwood
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@MNateShyamalan "Hank, try a Google search..."
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@kai_atwood
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5 months
@PanderShirts Also this might not be the right place but all this puritanical sex negativity is actually tied to assimilationism and internalized homophobia. Reminds of the meme where it's like "gay people i respect / gay people I don't respect".
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@kai_atwood
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MikeCam update: He posted an Instagram story today, a rest in peace post, a picture of his cat who died. Or did it? I thought the picture looked a bit too nice, but I thought to myself: "no, he wouldn't". Turns out oh yes, he would. He faked his cat's death. #mikecam #cat #scam
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
@Neil_McNeil She was both evil and cute teens holding hands. Santana Lopez contains multitudes.
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@kai_atwood
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6 months
Currently waiting for the next episode of @MaintenancePod . It's been 84 years...
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
@PunishedAG someone should tell this to my therapist 😭 she discredits all of my experiences when i try to talk to her. not even just the hallucinations, but like everything. she told me im struggling to get a job because im "comfortable in poverty"
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@kai_atwood
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Throating the whole length
@jayjuniorrrr
jr 🇲🇽
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wyd?
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@kai_atwood
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@kai_atwood
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7 months
Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. I mean daddy? Sorry.
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
@dgschell The reason i started watching Desperate Housewives. When he slept with his mother's boyfriend... chef's kiss.
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@kai_atwood
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@PanderShirts It's giving that gay jock from the last season of glee saying he doesm't owe anything to kurt and owes everything to modern family
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
Asthma Shirtless attacks Charlie Cox 🤝 taking my breath away
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@kai_atwood
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5 months
@PanderShirts These are bleak times and I fear for the future.
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
It's my balloon day! Turning 30 is quite the accomplishment for someone who didn't think they'd live to see their 20s. Happy Birthday to me!
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@kai_atwood
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@PunishedAG I'm trying but she's the only one at the free clinic and I don't have insurance. I guess I'm getting what i pay for (nothing). I've learned to stop listening to her, and to stop sharing with her. But thank you for the advice!
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
Happy Father's Day to the important masculine figure in my life, Jake Cruise (pictured below with hunk Zeb Atlas). You may not be my dad, but you were there when I needed (in video format, usually with hunks close to my age), and you taught me self esteem and how to be a man. 😊
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
@PunishedAG I really appreciate that. I have been thinking about quitting, I think I will quit. Thank you. And yeah, bad review for sure.
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@kai_atwood
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@BradGrant30 @PanderShirts I did not know that. I'm glad thry changed their mind!
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@kai_atwood
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So what i'm gathering is that Dylan got bullied off the site because you psychos weren't satisfied with him, you wanted him to be perfect (by your standards), and when he didn't live up to your expectations you turned on him? Y'all don't deserve him.
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@kai_atwood
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@Mizu25_MsM Derek is now on his late 30s while Stiles has been 16 in high shool for the past 13 years, he is literally legally forbidden to age. Unlike Allison who aged from 17 to 32 in bardo and was resurrected a grown woman so it's not weird that she's with Scott who is canonically 32 now.
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@kai_atwood
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@MaintenancePod Omg I am honores to get a reply! I love you guys. Got it, I'll wait for 2024 patiently. Good luck on your book Aubrey! And get better soon Mike!
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@kai_atwood
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10 months
Eleven years sober today.
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@kai_atwood
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3 months
@LolOverruled What social media is being banned? Is it tiktok again? They ban tiktok every year, it won't stick.
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
@ryan_kimsoo Wash up really good with water and soap, but know that 💩 happens sometimes, and that's okay.
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@kai_atwood
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@LordAslanThe2nd @dbseymour Do you know what an Intifada is, buddy?
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
Finally watching Stranger Things and honestly? David Harbour could get it
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@kai_atwood
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4 months
@gilmxres And rory slept with a married guy
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@kai_atwood
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1 month
Excuse you that's not a nurse that's Catherine Fox Award winner Meredith Grey, currently working tirelessly to find a cure for alzheimers in between gooning to gay kisses.
@jinyoongis
nohobal public relations director⁷
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one of the nurses watching buck and tommy getting freaky in the hospital
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@kai_atwood
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@BradGrant30 @PanderShirts Oh this warms my heart and gives me hope
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@kai_atwood
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8 months
Just a heads up continues to produce videos despite the sag aftra strike i think they might be scabs :/
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@kai_atwood
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2 years
@mari_shepard @MNateShyamalan It makes no sense! Hahahaha
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@kai_atwood
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11 months
The Conjuring is a movie franchise that could learn a thing or two from M3gan. Those movies would be a lot better if the demonic nun did a cunty lil dance.
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
THIS IS FAKE. THE REAL VEGGIETALES WOULD NEVER SHOW THE VEGGIES GOING TO HEAVEN BECAUSE THEY CANONICALLY HAVE NO SOULS BECAUSE THE CREATOR TALKED TO A SCHOLAR WHO TOLD HIM IT WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO GIVE THEM SOULS. THEY WOULD NEVER LET THE VEGGIES RISE DURING THE RAPTURE.
@nat_sharpe_
NAT 🟡
1 year
What happened to VeggieTales? Their last movie was the Book of Revelation. Test audiences were so traumatized the studio canceled the project and shut their doors. All that remains is a handful of leaked concept art 1. Armageddon
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@kai_atwood
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@haletostilinski Joke's on them the majority of buddie shippers i know were sterek shippers first
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@kai_atwood
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5 months
@SterekAlt If @SterekAlt has 1000 dickriders, I'm one of them. If @SterekAlt has one dickrider, that's me. If @SterekAlt has no dickriders then surely I am no longer on this earth.
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@kai_atwood
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Armie Hammer: i'm hungry Me: *seasoning my cock with salt and pepper*
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@kai_atwood
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7 months
What's a film you consider 10/10? Can't go wrong with Connor Maguire
@thejohnny81
johnny
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What's a film you consider 10/10? I personally love films with a strong life lesson.
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@kai_atwood
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@Megs_needsrest @GAYCRIS1S ...palestine didn't exist back then. It wasn't renamed palestine until a long time after Jesus was crucified. If Jesus existed, he was a middle eastern Jew, not a palestinian. This is basic history, come on now. Lying does nothing for palestine.
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
Condoms are a necessary evil for now but once I get on prep it's over for you bottoms.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
Ideas for substance-free platonic gay events: • Gay boardgame nights • like an orgy but instead of sex we play Mario Kart • Greys Anatomy watch party • like an orgy but instead of sex we wrestle • queer book club • like an orgy but instead of sex we overthrow capitalism
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@kai_atwood
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9 months
Ten likes and I'll post bush on main.
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4 months
@SterekAlt @zjfrank13 He is a full gay boy's dessert in that picture
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@kai_atwood
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Guess who has a sex date tomorrow? Hint: it's me.
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@kai_atwood
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1 month
Wiping your ass is kinda gay... why are you, as a man, rubbing your bussy?
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@kai_atwood
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4 months
A faceless profile on grindr is offering $5000 for 4 sex encounters and I am so so so inclined to hit him up and live my Pretty Woman fantasy but my mom thinks it's an organ harvesting scam :(
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@kai_atwood
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1 month
Is the chubby in the room with us right now? I can still see his abs 😭
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@kai_atwood
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6 months
@SterekAlt I did mention to my best friend after we were done watching the movie that scott shouldnt have gotten custody of eli because he'll already have his hands full raising allison...
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
Chris Pine can get it
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1 year
@JUNlPER My father was killed by an anime girl with a gun. She stabbed him 32 times.
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@kai_atwood
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11 months
I was going to download threads because I already have an instagram so zuck already has my data anyways but then I saw that threads is part of the fediverse. Like you don't need threads to interact with threads. You can do it from Mastodon, which I already have.
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@kai_atwood
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1 year
@Cynical_CJ Who among us doesn't love breast milk ice cream am i right fellas
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@kai_atwood
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8 months
The other day I was trying to convince my mom to join instagram and she told me she's too old for "a selfie app" so i told her that plenty of young guys want to fuck old chicks like her so obviously she still has value and she was not as flattered as I thought she'd be.
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@kai_atwood
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8 months
Me on twitter: i wanna drink tyler posey's piss My mother, who follows my twitter:
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@kai_atwood
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5 months
@charizardavis How old (close to death) is he and can you legally marry him (get that inheritance)?
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
At 30, am i old enough to be daddy?
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@kai_atwood
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3 months
Thomas the Tank Engine is trainsgender actually
@MildCuthbert
Dr. Rich Tapestry PhD 🇵🇸
3 months
Told my parents that there are these new Thomas the Tank Engine characters now and my dad seriously said "I'll bet they've made all the new trains gay". And I was like "Well they never said the original trains are straight."
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@kai_atwood
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i had forgotten how good crash bandicoot for the ps1 was. like, the first game. it's not as flashy as the other two but the developers put their whole developussy into it. crash went to cuntington university and graduated in motherlogical studies. yas. 10/10.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
2 months
they were getting arrested for gagging 😭
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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They were gagging when their wives weren't home 😭
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@kai_atwood
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Hot guy AND i don't have to douche? Win win.
@computer_gay
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wyd in this situation
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
7 months
Spitroast me soy boys
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
11 months
Who has that pannel of spiderman crying on mj's grave after killing her by nutting in her too much??
@BrandyLJensen
Brandy Jensen
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idc if it kills her i will never stop blasting sperm directly into my wife, Mrs. Geekdom
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@kai_atwood
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I am once again telling y'all that I am not comfortable with minors following me on social media. Please, if you are a minor, soft block and move on. I am not a role model.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
2 months
Sterek isn't problematic because of the age gap. Sterek is problematic because Derek is dead and that's necrophilia. (i'm joking)
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Kai 💖
1 year
@hottwinklawyer He was talking about men dot com movies
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@kai_atwood
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When I was a teenager my father found out I was gay and said he had no reason to love me anymore :)
@bigbacktivity
SeanShawnShaunShon
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Gays: What’s something homophobic a loved one did when you were a child that has stayed with you as an adult?
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@kai_atwood
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Yesterday was the first day of me giving up half my food intake for 20 months to save up money to fix my computer & buy a new phone (in that order). I need $500 BRL for the computer (around $102 USD), and $1.500 BRL for the phone (around $305 USD). I wish I had a sugar daddy.
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@kai_atwood
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At age nineteen i tried to kill myself for funking out of school. Now at age 30 i am so glad I survived. How could I have ever thought that was a crisis over which it was worth ending it all?? It's just school. It's not the end of the world.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 month
Oh i'm suing everyone. The network the owner of the building the host of the show my parents for having me EVERYONE
@oocbrazill
out of context brazil 🇧🇷
1 month
imagine being this pranked on a bad day
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
@dgschell I have taken to complaining when straights kiss. I have no time for heterosexuality.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
This is my sfw account. Still, I'd prefer if my followers are 18+. So please, be 18+ if you're going to interact with me.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
This picture was my walpaper on my old phone for a while.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
Blackmailer: give me money or i'll send your nudes out to everyone you know Me: you're gonna expose me? Blackmailer: yes Me: you're gonna expose me for the dirty little cock slut that I am? Blackmailer: that's what I said Me: fuck i'm so hard Blackmailer: wait what
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
I love talking about abortion because since I'm not a woman conservatives always default to "how would you feel if your mother had aborted you?" and then I hit them with "she should have. Her life would have been a lot better" and it makes everyone uncomfortable.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
P*ss in my mouth 🥵🥵
@Mal3Celebs
MaleCelebs
8 months
Henry Cavill
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
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We all know this isn't the only time they were impaled IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (i mean they topped each other with their wieners in each other's butts homosexually)
@SterekAlt
Stuffys
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My impaled boys 🥰
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
10 months
Fellas is it gay to get your dick sucked by a dude? Just a sloppy brojob from the homie?
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
11 months
My high school crush is successful in his field, married, and his wife is pregnant. I know i should be happy for him but I'm genuinely bummed out by this news. I'm single and unemployed and i haven't gotten laid in a while. He had advantages that I didn't, but it still stings
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@kai_atwood
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3 months
"can" has an A, Karen
@nmcuontwt
(in)correct defenders
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@kai_atwood
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3 months
@LiziabethAfton @LordAslanThe2nd @aniobrien I'm saying if they want you d*ad you have no obligation to cry for them.
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@kai_atwood
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3 months
@c3nric The allegations were proven false king you can thirst after him guilt free
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@kai_atwood
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8 months
For his next video Mr. Beast should f*ck my mouth
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
4 months
In portuguese we don't say "gay", we say "viado arrombado" which comes from the folk tale of a braziliam pirate and a merman who fell in love with him, and I think that's beautiful.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
2 months
@haletostilinski It's anecdotal evidence based on my observations only but yeah the majority i've seen were stereks
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
4 months
@SterekAlt I think it's canon. He was a kind of Troy Bolton of Beacon Hills. What with the basketball and all.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
Had a sexy dream about Matt Murdock and Foggy. Matt was at the bottom giving Foggy a good succ. It was very explicit and let me tell you, Matt is a pro.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
11 months
STRANGER THINGS S01 SPOILERS turns our barb is dead. She had a slime coming out of her mouth. can't get more dead than that. the us government should launch an investigation into how she died. because this feels homophobic. damn barb. i was rooting for you girl.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
10 months
When a straight man has many sexual partners his dick erodes away to a stick. Every pussy takes away a layer of cock skin, until it's thin as a needle and unable to provide a woman with pleasure.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
1 year
I have paranoid schizophrenia and I feel this
@introvertsmemes
introvert
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😅
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
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did you pass this tweet? post something red
@ca11mebiles
⎈ julia ⚓︎ not dylan's sister
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did you pass this tweet? post something red
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
Are those gay men in the room with us now?
@VICE
VICE
10 years
Gay Men Declare Taylor Swift the Queen of Pop http://t.co/R6uweUkAl8 http://t.co/1zaHoK2IHD
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
This national coming out day I'm coming out as a piss drinker.
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@kai_atwood
Kai 💖
8 months
Put me on a leash and take me for a walk
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