this is a thirst TRAP

sending him "we really need to talk" with the intention of gooning.

and start sending me pics of HIS incredible body. thank you.

if you have a husband stop sending me pics of your incredible body!!!.

me flirting: your body makes my penis hurt.

arms

i'm posting **** at 15k btw.

announcing your divorce as "starting a new chapter in our lives" is so funny.

not my gay therapist suggesting i go to the eagle as part of my treatment plan. .

men with big juicy pecs.

as someone who's been walking a lot more recently, i am truly baffled at the people who actively choose to wait for the crosswalk in direct sunlight when they could step slightly to the side and be in shade.

like obviously i remember it but it's cringe to immediately access that knowledge.

if you're an adult and someone asks you your SAT score and your first response isn't, "hmm let me try to remember that because why would i care" you're a LOSER.

i was kidnapped by my piano teacher in second grade.

on the one hand, my friend accidentally broke a water pipe and flooded her apartment and i am sad for her, on the other hand, the firefighters that showed up were all daddies soooo.

the goddamn bbb giving $160 billion to ice. we're so fucked.

explaining to the front desk guy at my gym that i don't need to pay the guest fee for my friend because he's my emotional support twink.

just saw a gay guy named courtland. that's not a name. that's a street.

republicans are about to pass one of the worst pieces of legislation in history, so it's crucial that congressional democrats spend this time lying about a mayoral candidate in nyc.

apparently, saying, "i like your boy drag!" to a drag queen out of drag is not the move.

the wrinkles on the big one's shirt. .