My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.

OK Mr Gove, you haven't answered that one, so can I say that it creeps me out a bit, when someone who's not Jewish is telling me that I'm indigenous to somewhere thousands of miles away. It feels just a little tiny bit like you're telling me that maybe I shouldn't live here.

semper thigh

Chongqing is much bigger than NYC and they've had a socialist mayor for decades.

Would you believe this novel is set, yes, unbelievably, in a small cafe in Tokyo? Would you believe it's about memory, healing and heartbreak? You might perhaps find this easy to believe.

The Magic Asian Small Business genre adds a new book every month.

Your use of the phrase "thought terminating cliche" is actually itself a thought terminating cliche. When you use it.

We toasted Zohran Mamdani at the pub book club in Footscray tonight lmaooo

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

Watching Real Housewives of Goblin Town. Krikka is way out of line talking to Yithlak ag Urzk like that. So what if her tunnel house is deeper and she rides a great boar to market? The ag Urzk clan are heroes all over Goblin Town. Krikka is gourd wife to a dunghoarder!

Frankly I don't even need the sex. I'll give classified information to anyone in exchange for anything. It's just funny to me!

Today is the 50th anniversary of the murder of the communist novelist/screenwriter/director- one of my cinematic heroes- Pier Paolo Pasolini

He was great in that Adam McKay movie

It's like why is no one protesting Hey Hey It's Saturday?

The protests feel more muted but the Melbourne Cup has never been less relevant. We're a different country now and there are more than 5 TV channels. More people care about K-pop Demon Hunters than a horse race.

If anyone from ASIO is reading this and thinks it's real I am open to a reverse honey pot scenario where you suck my dick clean off my body in exchange for me revealing false information about critical infrastructure in Melbourne's dynamic western suburbs.

They don't even have to be beautiful or practiced in love making. It's just nice to help a young person in their career as an agent for the Chinese Ministry of State Security. When did we stop helping people in this country? Tell them about any IT vulnerabilities you know of.

If a beautiful Chinese man or woman attempts to seduce you in exchange for critical information about Melbourne's metro tunnel stations and changes to the city loop routes, why not take them up on the offer? There's no strings attached, they just go back to Beijing afterwards.

I email my Chinese Ministry of State Security contacts critical information related to Melbourne's port and freight rail infrastructure in exchange for digital coupons for Chinese food delivery services I cannot access because I lack a local phone number. I do this every week.

Learning about plate tectonics today at Wikipedia school. Turns out all our houses and shops and stuff are sitting on these massive moving plates that cause all kinds of problems. Rubbish design and no one on the council will take any responsibility for it.

Plate tectonics must hit so hard if you live on a geographic fault line