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finding out he was only born in 1999 did something to me...
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maths is “hard” and “scary” for most people because it’s one of the first areas of learning you’re openly humiliated for not immediately understanding
nobody skewers you for not being able to paint or dance, but heaven forbid you ask too many questions in calculus
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part of the reason the dating scene is so irrevocably effed up right now is basically this. can you imagine being a normal woman and running into men who are accustomed to this level of groveling self sacrifice? from casual "gfs" at that? its insanity
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fox, cat, deer, bunny
for those who only think in terms of old hollywood
apparently every girl is either fox pretty, cat pretty, deer pretty, or bunny pretty
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@visakanv
thinking of myself as the little yellow google maps guy whenever anxious thoughts pop up
that I just so happen to be where I currently am, dropped into this specific place and time. and that everyone in the world is having their own version of this same experience
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"Tom Brady's wife" is an insane thing to say when the person you're referring to is Gisele Bündchen
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thinking of yourself less. going outside every day. birdwatch, hang out with children. stretch and do cartwheels and write your pleasant thoughts. not listening to sad music, or watching sad films. wearing colour and walking with good posture.
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the irony here is that they're actually compatible (both annoying, combative, can't walk away from conflict)
slept through my Michelin res last night and have no regrets bc I avoided a man who behaves like this
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@ladyliverbird
his twitter page. also, if you scroll back on his ig, you see him still at school around 2015-16
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@mxmsworld
the sister of a Thai hostage said they were kept in houses, not tunnels, so that would seem the most likely case.
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not true. london is filled with (mostly non native) hotties who skew the attractiveness bar, much like New York. the only edge americans have here is generally being more charismatic and fun than the average brit
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idk how to explain this but iranians are the jeremy fragrances of the middle east.. weird, brilliant, off-putting
you can't help but want to get into their minds
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a dutch family throwing their guest a banquet
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she doesn't hate you
you're just the closest thing to a live reincarnation of her. the cruel words are her inner monologue to her younger self. sidestep it, and realise it wasn't ever really meant for your ears.
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just scrolled back to photos from april in paris and.. . I gasped
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Was trying to crack why being the recipient of a child's love feels so uniquely stirring today and happened on the thought that they're the most recent among us to have been with God
Still yet untainted by life's hurts and disappointments. they are closest in orbit to The Divine
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nobody wants to hear this but the finest quality leather goods you can get are from lesser known labels from random cities in Germany, Italy, Switzerland or Austria. you will not find the bag of your dreams at an LVMH store.
As a former LV employee … wait until you find out about the purses.
*sends tweet and throws phone across the room*
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gay-man-on-beautiful-woman envy is in a league entirely of its own
the way p*rez h*lton ruined her self esteem which essentially ruined her career is so sad
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any woman who is destined to go places has a princess diana phase (wardrobe leveling up, coming into her own, developing an enduring softness for children)
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people don't "make" your nervous system calm or overactive. your thoughts about yourself and the lens you filter people's actions through determine how you feel
the locus of control on how you feel, unless you're a child, is always with you
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being hot stopped holding any real social capital a long time ago. people who think they can "do" something with it entirely underestimate the sheer contempt and "leveling the score" mindedness of most people, male and female
I’m gonna be honest, sometimes I wish I was a really hot girl. I’ve seen their power close up. It’s unbelievable. Give me one week as a hot girl, like an actual 10, and I’ll change the world I promise you
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I get the sense that a lot of people (quite rightly) avoid doing anything they care about in front of their careerism/hustle obsessed 'friends', lest they mistake their hobby and passion for a "failed grind" and broadcast it to the entire world
I know a dude from high school who has had a podcast for like 6+ years, and each episode gets like 11 streams
I feel like he read a book that said “you gotta keep going, no matter what…keep grinding” when in reality he desperately needs to throw in the towel
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you can sell garbage at rates x10 higher than reasonable if you have a body that flaunts it well
also true in advertising and high fashion modeling. people are temporarily hypnotised by form and forget that the torso, legs and arms don't come with the item
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except there is no romance in these "entanglements". there is no "beauty and agony" in being taken to Five Guys at 11pm and then being ignored for 3 weeks at a time
you either see the art & beauty in the tormented agony of your romantic entanglements or you sit around complaining about your ‘situationship’. the latter group should Give Up complex experiences and perhaps go take a pilates class
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the trenches of the mind are perhaps the deepest trenches there are
software engineers be like “I’m in the trenches this week”
the trenches:
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alternative take - you are in your prime forever. life has no Run Up. the idea of a window of time where you are in your “prime” implies everything prior was merely preparation. but look at any child and ask yourself if they seem like a “work in progress”
any woman who takes care of herself will recognise that she’s only approaching her prime at 30
if you are eating well, and stay in shape this peak is around 28-35 if you are a woman
you learn how to dress, what looks good, you master sultry seduction
men fear this -
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they ate the rest of the world up… exquisite in their simplicity
arabian aesthetics go unbelievably hard… possibly the most visually compelling sartorial tradition on earth. dune was a no brainer
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“not true, the respectable wife type wouldn’t allow herself to be a mistress”… do you realise how many mistresses are married women? why does this tweet have so many people rattled lmfao
most of the time the only difference between a wife and a mistress is who met him first lol. i know a lot of women want to believe theres two types of females and one type is the respectable wifing kind and the other kind is the side chick but more often than not, its just timing
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arabian aesthetics go unbelievably hard… possibly the most visually compelling sartorial tradition on earth. dune was a no brainer
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and yet the p u s s y i n b i o hordes still reign supreme
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this is "love" forged in a therapist's office
Mature love: “I promise to be together for as long as it’s the healthy choice for us.”
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honestly.. bar high end fashion, very few clothes are genuinely "inaccessible". wear what you have until you've saved enough to buy quality items. do it one by one if you must.
quality items re-worn will always beat a revolving door of tatty, cheap polyester "clothes"
if u own any shein piece in ur closet, lower ur voice around me.
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something interesting I’ve found with rude people is that they virtually all back down if you snap back firmly, but professionally.
it’s almost as if their unconscious desire is seeing whether you’ll take it laying down or not. you can’t miss a beat.
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@iseawhales
ditto. I never liked the air of “how do you not get this?” a lot of people adopt when it comes to mathematics. totally shuts people off from wanting to learn or improve
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a couple of years ago, my mother and I were walking outside and I held her hand as a sort of "remember when I was a kid haha" joke and I still think about how palpable her happiness was then. just a surge of absolute delight
I hold her hand whenever we're together in public now
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@platformedboots
my mother tells me to drink milk, claims it "cleanses" the stomach. when I tell her it gives me stomach issues she says "see? that's the milk cleaning your messed up insides out"
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I will never understand this… there is no sequence of events that could ever compel me to form any sense of kinship with a violent savage.. none at all
@Morbidful
O.J. Simpson juror casually admitting that 90% of them knew he kiIIed Nicole and Ron, but let him off for revenge:
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“get them signed by the taliban” and it’ll just be some guy who happens to be afghan.. great hustle, can’t knock
I’m at the Taliban cheeta shoes factory and distribution center. We’re going to order in bulk, get them signed by the Taliban and export to my fine followers x
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love and strife run closely together, sure. the "agony" in needing to be together, against a backdrop of circumstances where that isn't always easy
"situationships" imply ambivalence, lukewarm feelings, an unmistakeable lack of courage. it's the antithesis of romance
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back from hot yoga.. I literally feel like an infant. a newborn. tension in hips and neck gone. the cold december air has never felt so sweet
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when people ask what you do for a living, have them throw out a couple of guesses before you tell them
it's a pretty fun exercise. you find out what vocational vibe you emit into the world. strangers often see qualities that you may have discounted in yourself
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I understand absentee parents even less now that I’m an aunt
like that’s not even my baby but my heart physically swells when she learns something new, and aches when I hear she misses me. I can’t even fathom how ironclad that bond must feel for actual parents.
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@BoredAtGym
they're defending it in principle, not in actuality. my brother turns down private sector offers all the time, even though some roles pay 3X
reason, he says, is bc he wouldn't reach the types of people, often in desperate situations, that he sees and treats everyday on the nhs
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I dated a mime (a real one, went to mime school in paris) in late 2019 and I joked that he was basically a clown for adults
he laughed but from his expression.. I think it tore his soul a little bit
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if you’re unemployed and you wake up at 5am you can basically bend time and live 10 days in the span of 1
What are some beginner activities for someone getting into unemployment?
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there are no "relationship dating" specific things to figure out. getting by with romantic partners involves more or less the same broad set of skills required to get by in society.
have a voice. don't let yourself be taken advantage of. knowing when to walk away.
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take a high quality, high dose every day. forget what the warning labels say. no one has ever overdosed on vitD.
I took 20k IU daily for like 2 weeks and never felt better. I’ve dialled it back to one every other day now.
Omg I went to the doctor and I got a vitamin D deficiency? I’m finna die??
Omg y’all pls send me what y’all take for vitamin d!
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sure prostitution is “character development” (crushing, pulverising, snuffing out your light)
mine are:
- do sex work! it’s character development
- don’t pay any man mind unless he’s paying you/giving you things
- experiment with your hairstyle and colour
- transition
- dj for the benefits
- only smoke menthol
- drink only on the weekends
#health
- body lotion daily
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looking at photos of my hair two years ago and im about to go joker mode
gonna get back to this if it's the last thing I do
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was just commenting on this the other day. people are more impatient and unhinged and set off by the slightest bit of friction than ever before. it’s scary.
being even moderately patient sets you apart from the average person in a major way.
Just got my card declined at Aldi, checked my bank account and it was £3 short. I’m the space of time (approx 45secs) in took me to transfer twenty quid over from my savings acct to my current acct the bloke behind started having a full blown tantrum over being kept waiting. So
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last night I drank tea in a room lit only by moonlight with the sweetest boy ever
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this is not gua sha this is the face of a deep and insurmountable grief at having fumbled gisele bündchen
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obsessed with minimally preened gardens, rose bushes, long grass speckled with wildflowers
everything beautiful with a touch of the savage
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@ferminadaza922
surely you don't have to be an academic to understand that "beautiful and interesting" art is not necessarily comprised of beautiful and interesting *things*, in this case, people.
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my mind cannot grasp the idea of a thing like love ever "running it's course".. it's like saying the ocean simply dried out
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on the tube with my headphones in. eyes wandering around. enjoying the music and my inner experience. my eyes rest on some guy. I realise I've been looking at him for 5 seconds. the girl wrapped around his neck is glaring at me. I pull my phone out to compose this tweet
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the elderly - they have seen more. it's a great honour if you still stand out in their eye
children - they have seen less. their tastes lean more to the visceral and instinctive than learned. it's a great honour if you stand out in their eye
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being misunderstood (socially, emotionally) used to bother me but now I hardly know why it ever did
reality is more varied, bizarre and difficult to pin down than anyone can imagine. someone landing on a different chord to the one you intended is almost of total inconsequence
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Murano Glass
Distinctive in it's playfulness and splendor, this glassmaking tradition has produced some of the most exquisite decorative artworks in European history.
I love the visual theatricality of it. It's as fun to look at as it is beautiful.
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"fashion" is detached almost entirely from style
clothes are too personal a thing to sacrifice in the pursuit of looking edgy or experimental. to be interesting - read good books, do cool things. clothes should firstly make you beautiful, before they can enhance your persona
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this made me sad..
he’s not “dumb” (no child is ever really “dumb”). he’s just throwing out guesses because he’s been frightened and embarrassed for making mistakes in the past. his flinching and apology at the end…
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my housemate is going out to dinner with an american ex flame of hers (going back 20yrs)
she's wearing an elegant Prada suit dress with heels, jewellery. I never want to know what it's like to still have feelings for someone after 2 decades..
crying and throwing up for her
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@SeanMcCarthyCom
@AstuteCFO
“A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices."
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everybody saying math PhD… there are thousands of them.. . there is only 1 imaan hammam
Ladies: would u be more intimidated if you found out your boyfriend's ex was a super model or had a math PhD?
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I used to feel this way, but lately I've become of the opinion that learning to calmly steer that inner part of us that throws a tantrum and shuts down when confronted with tasks we may not want (but need) to accomplish - is itself a valuable mental muscle to develop
my contrarian opinion is that doing things you don't want to do is incredibly bad for you. all the advice that says to grind is bullshit
you just end up teaching yourself that you don't value your intrinsic motivations, and over time those vanish, leaving you empty
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@SWENGDAD
he was in debate mode the whole time and wanted to challenge me on everything I said. even uncontentious, off the cuff remarks. created a very strained atmosphere
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the "pressures of being a woman" are largely imagined
the truth is, you can live a relatively frictionless life if you orient yourself that way. the only time you will be called to Prove Yourself is with motherhood. the rest of this palaver has an opt-out switch.
imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men
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I wonder if everyone who has ever made a kind gesture towards me knows I have never forgotten them. Even the strangers, especially the strangers. That I remember all and wish for the same and more to reach them in life.
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literally willed myself into having a great day. mood still on 11. going to light some candles, set up my painting corner, pour myself a tall glass of carrot juice and get into it
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not excusing this but a big part of adopting the “asking for things and being bold” attitude is making peace with the fact you’re going to get lots of no’s and have doors slammed in your face
you can’t be both bold and bewildered by pushback
I had been told women are paid less because we don't negotiate or ask for raises, so I did, and the offer was rescinded
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lady gaga being 23 when she released Just Dance somehow feels more monumental than isaac newton being the same age when he discovered the law of gravity
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there is no such thing as being “too beautiful” like all the comments are suggesting. it’s just that you have to retain an air of mystery if you’re approaching that level.
with the halo of beauty comes hyper scrutiny. that’s why it suits beautiful people to be shy/reserved.
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by understanding that there is no such thing as a “naturally <insert anything >” disposition
happy people aren’t naturally happy. sad people aren’t naturally sad. you become whatever emotion you decide to soak in.
how do I get rid of a naturally melancholic disposition without drugs or falling in love or going outside or being around others or
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just had a thought about the concept of one’s “future children”
how these souls, floating around up high, wait for their time to be called down through us. how they remain ageless until placed in an infant’s form. they must look down on us almost as a parent would their child
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my 3yo niece just asked if I could come to nursery with her
me: i think I’m too big.. do you think they’d notice?
niece: I will tell them you’re my friend
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in:
- improving your memory
- teaching a child something useful
- making/sharing bread
- rose gardens
- antiques collecting
- expressing the things that tend to catch in your throat the most
out:
- attachment to old modes of being
- cheap clothes
- lethargy
- dogs
- vaping
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