If you'd like to see how absolutely nothing has changed in the conversation around Israel & Palestine despite decades of violence, here's Jon Stewart doing a bit that could literally air today without a single change.

#IsraelPalestineWar is just the latest chapter in a centuries-old disagreement over a make believe god. Lives are going to keep being shattered because of religion. So there's THAT reality, but who tf cares about that part of it all, right?

@FinsOffTheField Since 2013 Public and Private schools in the state of Florida are authorized to have epinephrine auto-injectors accessible on school campuses, but it's hard to tell how many schools actually have a policy or plan. In my own experience, not very many do. Let's change that.

@FinsOffTheField Some quick points - b/w 07-16 there was a 377% increase in severe allergy diagnoses, 85M Americans suffer from food allergies, 33M of which require epinephrine medication, 1 in 13 students or 2/classroom are affected. 45% of attacks happen in the classroom.

@FinsOffTheField I'm not exactly sure how to go about it, but I think there is an opportunity here for this foundation to help spread food allergy awareness, not just at my son's school, but in schools across Dade & Broward. Would anyone be interested in helping me with this?

@historyinmemes

As the world mourns Tony Bennett, the incredible vocalist, one should honor the fact that Tony was among the young men that liberated Dachau, playing a part in saving the lives of thousands of Jews, including Elie Wiesel, R Lau, and many more. May his family & fans find comfort.

Tony Bennett was a rare combination of extraordinarily talented, engagingly funny, and genuinely kind. Thank you, Tony, for giving us so many special moments.

Charles Barkley, everybody!

This is absolutely monstrous, inhumane policy. Governor Abbott's troops have been told to push migrant children back into the Rio Grande to drown. https://t.co/uXT37fwtgr

lmfao

BREAKING: Lawyers who had cases before SCOTUS, including the case that ended Affirmative Action, sent payments to aides of Justice Clarance Thomas from 2019-2021. The payments were never disclosed, & they paid via Venmo, b/c of course they did.😐 https://t.co/hYtYBLNr8e

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GOP: We are pro-life! So—free pre-natal care? GOP: No Extend child tax credit? GOP: No Paid family leave? GOP: No Universal pre-K? GOP: No Universal healthcare? GOP: No Gun reform? GOP: No How are you pro-life?🤔 GOP: Ban repro health access & increase women’s death

Absurd that disposable vapes are legal, just lithium batteries right in the garbage with no pretense.

fuck it, the entire Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse https://t.co/Wj1j1pSmfj

Coast Guard Sends Another Submersible Full Of Billionaires After The First One https://t.co/nJJ9em1ZSL

June 20, 2003: Welcome to the big leagues, Miguel Cabrera 20 years later, his debut is still one of the most iconic Marlins moments ever https://t.co/2X64QdeP4B