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Jessica Smetana
3 years
The most breathtaking stadium I’ve ever visited hasn’t hosted a sporting event in decades. In fact, it’s currently sitting abandoned, covered in hundreds of layers of graffiti on Virginia Key. On the future and past of Miami Marine Stadium:
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Jessica Smetana
6 years
what a time to be alive
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4 years
Has anyone ever looked more like their own name than Larry Bird
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4 months
“No you go Tuesday, I’ll go Wednesday.” “I’m doing Wednesday and quit asking”
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
Never forget that Jake Fromm’s twitter name is JakefromStateFromm instead of JakeFrommStateFarm or even JakeFrommStateFromm. I mean the dude just lacks good judgement
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
update on tonight's scandal from ND PR:
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4 years
SonKissed
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Harry Lyles Jr.
4 years
name tom brady’s album
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
I can’t stop watching this
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
instead of a celebrity all-star game we should have the ESPN NBA tv people play against the TNT NBA tv people
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3 years
when u forget to bring ur phone to the bathroom
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2 years
me @ Tom Brady’s 8 slide insta retirement
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21 days
this will forever be the moment of the year for South Carolina imo
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
BREAKING: hearing rumors that Miami, Georgia, Liberty, ASU and Iowa State are discussing breaking off and forming their own conference named LIGMA
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Jessica Smetana
5 years
ARYA GOT LAID AND SAVED ALL OF HUMANITY IN THE SPAN OF LESS THAN 12 HOURS. OUR QUEEN 👑 👑
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Jessica Smetana
3 months
I have some friends over and the room went silent after the last Packers touchdown and my friend’s French boyfriend just asked us completely innocently, “Are ze Cowboys supposed to be good?” 😭😭😭
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Jessica Smetana
4 months
Jim Harbaugh tn
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Jessica Smetana
8 months
B1G TURD
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no context college football
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
when u don’t have TSA precheck
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Jessica Smetana
8 months
When I awake from a deep slumber angry about something my bf did to me in my dream
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Jessica Smetana
5 years
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6 years
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
the Browns just got confused about what “beating the Steelers” meant
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Jessica Smetana
6 years
Gisele: "My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time." Marcus Mariota: LMAOOOO
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Jessica Smetana
9 months
Imagine watching a film about one of the most devastating and destructive acts in the history of mankind and you turn to ur left and Gritty is there
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Gritty
9 months
i am a gritty of my word
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
this statement is such a joke smfh
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
Tom Brady kiss ur son with that mouth?????
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Brian kelly hearing neck for the first time
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🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
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Brian Kelly looks like he thinks Sprite is too spicy how is he a culture fit for LSU
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Jessica Smetana
5 years
Please respect my piracy at this time
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5 years
Woman Who Married A 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Reveals They’re splitting up
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
Notre Dame finished with the same record as Bama and more wins over ranked teams lol
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Jessica Smetana
5 months
I definitely thought this was about the dolphins backup qb
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shane russo
5 months
Bella Thorne basically confirmed for The White Lotus season 3 - can’t wait for you people to finally see the vision
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
“RPO and play action are actually a lot different. It actually stands for Run Pass Option so like there are a couple options. Play action is like there’s action before the play. It’s easy to get them mixed up haha don’t worry tho I got u”
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
Pardon me
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
*taps sign*
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
When ur only female representation is the corporate sponsor
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Lee Feiner
2 years
Many men
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Jessica Smetana
3 months
watching a primetime football game end before 10 ET
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Jessica Smetana
28 days
Some personal news, this weekend I started my new job as the guy who measures and paints the 3 point lines in Portland for the women’s elite eight games, really excited for everyone to see it today!
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Jessica Smetana
9 months
lee corso, pat mcafee, kirk herbstreit
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
Max Verstappen has pushed Lewis Hamilton down the stairs at the #metgala !!
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
Celebrities: Imagine Us: Imagine...Dragons
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
1st grade Kendall Roy giving a macaroni necklace to his dad energy
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Jessica Smetana
9 months
The “portion of America” he’s talking about is……himself
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Alexi Lalas
9 months
Don’t kill the messenger. This #USWNT is polarizing. Politics, causes, stances, & behavior have made this team unlikeable to a portion of America. This team has built its brand and has derived its power from being the best/winning. If that goes away they risk becoming irrelevant.
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
Ppl with dogs: do u ever just sleep like this?
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
I’m sick of people telling me women don’t like sports
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Brett McMurphy
2 years
A 21-year old Utah student was arrested after she threatened to detonate a nuclear reactor that is located on campus if the Utes lost to San Diego State Saturday, @KSLcom reports. She was booked into Salt Lake County Jail Wednesday. Fortunately, Utah won 35-7
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
never forget that GRRM literally blew a five book lead
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
3 years
George RR Martin says he regrets letting the #GameOfThrones series surpass the books: “I wish I’d stayed ahead. I had a five-book head start. I never thought they’d catch up with me but they did. That made it strange—the show was ahead and going in somewhat different directions.”
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Jessica Smetana
6 years
im so glad Queen Elizabeth II honored America by wearing the Seattle Seahawks color rush uniform for the royal wedding
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
If the Chiefs win the Lamar Hunt trophy at Arrowhead it’d be like the Bears winning the George Halas trophy at Soldier Field, except they can’t because they didn’t draft Pat Mahomes
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
NICK SABANS SPEECH AT HIS DAUGHTERS WEDDING I AM DYING “SHE HAS A TREMENDOUS GRIT ABOUT HER” 😭😭
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
when you’re in the wedding party and the bride tells you that u have to do a little dance when you enter the reception area
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Zach Schwartz
4 months
You have to be an absolute football pervert to be watching Jets Pats
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3 years
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5 years
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Jessica Smetana
14 days
me if I ever meet the Stanford mascot
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Jeeze what happened to Arizona this season. Really fell off a Kliff
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
March again
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
some ~personal~ news I’m joining Meadowlark Media and @LeBatardShow !!! Next week will be my first week and I can’t wait to get started🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
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Jessica Smetana
4 months
Cotton bowl recap:
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woke stifler
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2 years
Just had my craziest celeb citing yet
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Same sport
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
the best feeling in sports-watching is when there's a flea flicker and you see it and say "flea flicker"
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4 years
That’s Sir Purr bro
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
in the states we call it a soccerfish
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The Hill
3 years
Beachgoer stumbles on rarely seen deep-sea creature known as footballfish
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
Wow. Notre Dame was only down 14 at half. Does Clemson even deserve to be in this game?
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
In fairness to Oklahoma, If the head coach of Notre Dame ever got poached by another Power 5 school I would probably lose my mind too. However in my entire lifetime all of Notre Dame’s head coaches have been 1. Fired or 2. Brian Kelly
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Jessica Smetana
8 months
When I’m trying to force my dog to show me what she just ate off the sidewalk
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
oh cool a prominent athlete is on the radio doing vaccine misinformation
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Jessica Smetana
1 year
The National Championship moving up 30 minutes this year is proof that relentless complaining works
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
A rare sighting: the surrender turtle
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
imagine bringing this dumb thing to LA once every other year lmao
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
waste management + super bowl week in Phoenix next year is going to be lethal
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
The NFL every time there is a commercial break
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Add her name to the Jersey!
@trussliz
Liz Truss
6 years
It must be time for a Browns win... #ClevelandBrowns #NYJvsCLE #dawgs
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
Absolutely shocking that Pro Cornhole isn’t an outdoor sport. They should have to battle the elements like the rest of us cornholers
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Jessica Smetana
7 months
incredible
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
How - and I cannot stress this enough - dee
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2 years
also 6:30pm EST kickoff is ELITE
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
*sigh* Hindsight is 2020.
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
In exactly one year I will tweet “Hindsight is 2020.” None of you will be able to stop me.
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
I refuse to participate in the slow leak of the NFL schedule as though it's some sort of highly classified state secret. Call me when the giant grid with every game has been tweeted.
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Kevin James
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Marty Smith
2 years
Who plays Stetson Bennett in the movie?
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
why does the new Man vs Food guy look like if @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat and Andy Reid had a son
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if theres not a horse in next years kentucky derby named connor stalions i dont wanna be around anymore
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Good Morning B1G Country
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
me once i'm vaccinated
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Seung Min Kim
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. @JoeBiden : “100 million shots in the first 100 days.”
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
IF YOU HAVE THE FIRST PICK IN THE DRAFT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO PICK RIGHT AWAY
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
reaching for my phone charger in bed
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Jessica Smetana
5 years
I love that NBC has been reading everyone's Collinsworth slide tweets because it means they've also been reading all the tweets about how much we hate the new Carrie Underwood song
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Adam Schefter
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Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs.
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Oh buddy
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Adam Schefter
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This is why Deshaun Watson, from the beginning, welcomed a police investigation: He felt he knew that the truth would come out. And today, a grand jury did not charge him on any of the criminal complaints.
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Love when a ref gives a “HOWEVER”
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
The F in F1 stands for family
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Formula 1
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Vin 🤜💥🤛 Lewis #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1
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July 1st
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
truly my worst work yet. Goodnight everyone
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Jessica Smetana
8 months
The Notre Dame training staff during the lightning delay
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@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
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Molly McGrath says that Notre Dame "Didn't have enough food for the extended break. So staff went to stadium concessions and got players hot dogs and brats."
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
scott frost is getting an extra $7.5 mil just by getting fired before october. once again, my dream in life is to be a fired college football coach.
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
my grandma telling me I should marry a nice Italian boy like Jimmy Garoppolo
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Logging off twitter for the weekend and ending it on a high note
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
Congratulations to new Alabama co-assistant QB coach Clay Helton!
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Jessica Smetana
2 years
Way too many ppl liking this imo
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Scott Robertson
2 years
Don’t let the Mike Ryan hair dispute distract you from the fact that @jessica_smetana texts like she is 75 years old
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Jessica Smetana
3 years
If Russia is competing as the ROC does that mean they are ROC Nation?
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3 years
And?
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Jessica Smetana
6 years
Ben Macadoo more like Ben MacAdieu
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Jessica Smetana
4 years
The scene at Arrowhead Stadium after Andy Reid took his shield off
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