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the white mike alstott | tech/games @ mashable | he/him 🇵🇸
Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2009
I’m betting everything I have on a genius plan that can best be summed up as “Nick Miller as Captain Kangaroo for a new generation”
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going on a psychotic screeching tirade about “global jihad” in a public radio interview is not “misspeaking”
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whatever you think of Zohran himself, his ascent has been extremely valuable in exposing a bunch of fault lines in the political order. some Democrats are going out of their way to tell us how Islamophobic they are and, with statements like this, how stupid they think we are
Senator Gillibrand misspoke in that instance. As she noted subsequently, her concern was the refusal to denounce globalize the intifada rhetoric. She also highlighted that Mr. Mamdani assured her that, if elected, he would protect Jews and all residents of NYC.
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“I checked in on Greg Proops’ BlueSky earlier” - @NickMillerMusic
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native Arizonan 👇👇👇
New York does not deserve its Jews anymore. We came, we built something spectacular, we were repaid with assimilation and bricks to the head. Come home.
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Andrew Cuomo is a skeletal pervert demon and anyone who threw their weight behind him is not only going to hell, but they’re going to hell as massive fucking losers
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Nick Miller has agreed in principle to a four year deal to become the next head coach of the New York Knicks.
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what do men even do when they're home alone???
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Nick Miller has commandeered a functional Zeppelin but his plans for it are unknown at this time
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No one really knows why, there are a few major theories making their way through the trades and whatnot, but the fact of the matter is that Daxter absolutely will not work with Bubsy in any capacity
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Nick Miller has never seen an episode of Mad Men. It’s all smoke and mirrors
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This is an April Fool’s joke but I promise the Leisure Suit Larry adaptation @NickMillerMusic and I are writing is very serious and very real
Breaking AF: Lionsgate has announced their latest video game adaptation—LEISURE SUIT LARRY— which goes hard (IMAX style for a while) on the big screen 6/9/28. Sam Rockwell stars, Gia Coppola directs.
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Nick Miller has agreed to watch Cool World for 24 hours straight to raise money for charity #24HoursOfCoolWorld
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I think if we do 10 straight more days of Sabrina Carpenter discourse on here we can finally figure out if sex is cool or not
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Nick Miller is telling all the women at this bar that he co-wrote Speed 2
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Nick Miller wrote the official theme song for Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its but the contract was revoked and the project was shelved after executives heard how sexual it was
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I’ve never been more baffled by a sports transaction in my life
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I Saw The TV Glow | Official Trailer HD | A24 - YouTube https://t.co/7nvH0hVoRm
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