Jordan Smith
@jdsmithyavfc
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A bit of football, hockey, film and reluctant political thought. Goalkeeper sponsored by @OBOhockeyUK #AVFC #uptheyeltz
Liverpool, England
Joined December 2016
If you're having a tough day, watch this, breaks your heart
Must say, I'm not a huge fan of the archaic ceremonial stuff but these troopers do a bloody good job for the tourist industry and public relations. Gently and safely moving the horse in for a better shot. What a beautiful moment.
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Well done anti-vaxxers!
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Health officials are racing to contain a growing measles outbreak in London, which has struck down dozens of young children and affected 7 schools and a nursery. @UKHSA has warned an outbreak across London could see 40,000 - 160,000 cases: https://t.co/nZHCctb59B
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boomers grew up in an economy where a man could support a wife and thirteen kids on a single income and they think you just need to work harder
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The Mafia, famous for not engaging in human trafficking
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Actually Jamie Oliver worked to tax sugar and cheap junk food options and then did nothing to actually make healthier options/alternatives affordable for poorer people. He shamed them and then left them with higher prices.
Jamie Oliver tried, but British people hate a preacher who is actually right more than change, so we just decided to resent him then love every second of his businesses failing, his bad hair, weight and and made fun of his looks.
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Cheapest pint at his pub is £6.75 btw.
@LeeBond17 @VinnieSull1van @Britains___Pubs @PubHistoryTours I don’t think the £6.50 pint works anywhere. It’s ludicrous.
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If it comes down to city simply having to win against us to win the league, I’ll go in goal
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Me, when Team GB finishes 4th in the Summer Olympics medal table: Pathetic, we are an international embarrassment Me, when Team GB wins one (1) gold medal at the Winter Olympics:
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Nigel Farage on Milei "Doing all the things he’s done, that’s leadership, he is amazing" Kemi Badenoch "Javier Milei would be ‘template’ for my government" He just cut holiday days to 0, employers can pay in food and 12 hour work days. The result:
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Dave Grohl, from the Foo Fighters, brings a little boy up on stage, asks him what song he knows on guitar, and he starts playing “Enter Sandman”. The crowd goes insane
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every four years, the Olympic Committee works tirelessly to prevent the single greatest eugenic procration event in human history. we could be breeding superhumans
🍓Free condoms have run out in the Olympic Village Athletes used up the strategic stock — 10,000 contraceptives — in a record three days. Organizers found themselves in a rather awkward position and promise a new batch — but the timing remains unclear, La Stampa reports. For
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Darth Vader just made a promotional video for the Royal Canadian Geographical Society. This is peak CanCon. 🇨🇦
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"Babe, I know you're annoyed at me, but can I go to the match?" "No, you're not going, and that's final." "Alright, I'll take the dog for a walk then."
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Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
Nick Ferrari: Do you feel safe in London? Nadhim Zahawi(Reform): No... I walked from my home.. & an individual walked past me... & I walked into the middle of the road NF: What was he doing? NZ: He looked as if he hadn't slept for a week... he looked like he might be violent
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How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run.
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Matt Weston has tonight won Great Britain's 13th gold in Winter Olympics history. Here is a list of all 13, going back more than a century. #WinterOlympics
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Y’all got mad at Michelle Obama.
This is how China provides lunch in its government schools. What is stopping us?
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The legendary jacket switch in action 🔥 Benoit Richaud, the iconic coach of 16 skaters from 13 countries switching sides after two of his skaters compete back-to-back
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14 years and 775 games as Atletico Madrid manager and Diego Simeone is still celebrating like this from the dugout. The man is passion personified. 🫡
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In 2006, The FBI planted an informant pretending to be radical Muslim in a mosque, and the Muslims in the mosque reported him to the FBI.
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