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@historyinmemes
Holy shit that was a block. That guy looked like he got undercut by a race car.
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@Bornakang
I’m not a big fan of avocado, but I do love me some avocado spread. Whaaaat? That makes NO SENSE!
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@ChuckCallesto
@DougAMacgregor
This is the type of person that thinks they are superior to me/us Trump supporters. That’s exactly why they are about to face a revolution. The waste basket of history is calling their names loudly.
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@Bornakang
“YES, of course, baby.”
“Don’t nobody go in that bathroom for about 35 to 45 minutes.”
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@unseennature0
@OTerrifying
Where is a great white when you really need one? Leave the sea creatures alone. They have it hard enough avoiding our garbage piles.
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@LangmanVince
@Whisssstler1
@CREWcrew
Yep
The dye is already cast, because they won’t get rid of Biden. They don’t even know how to without totally reversing themselves overnight.
I don’t see this dynamic changing.
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@rachelhamburg
@Drodobaggins420
Have you ever read Ribsy?
I remember reading it in a tree fort with no floor or walls I made when I was a kid.
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@kenu_io
If it works that good why CGI everything? Just show me how it works against real bugs like on the hand.
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@Bornakang
No man. The best steak I ever cooked myself was on a rock while camping. I did exactly what is in that video - on weed!
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@jacobkschneider
Now you’ve really gone and done it, Joe. Trump will be up 10 points by July.
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@catturd2
Kilmeade said:
“Ukrainians are probably the best fighters in the world”
……. who conducted one of the worst counter offenses in history.
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@Alphafox78
@PlanetOfMemes
PCP
Phencyclidine
Angel Dust
Sherm
Crazy Eddie
Gorilla Biscuits
Ozone
Trank
It goes by many names.
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@TheGeneral_0
@KatTheHammer1
Why would it even be a question?
They stabbed the other officer and then was walking them down with a knife into an elevator.
Great reaction time and on target firing by the officer. Active threat neutralized.
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@ClownWorld_
It was nice to see the Ukraine navy made it to Monaco for the big F1 race tomorrow.
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@Authoritychall1
@Bornakang
Semantics. Lol
That’s like saying I don’t like French fries but I do love some fried potatoes.
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@Rasmussen_Poll
The real question becomes…..
How can Democrats defend a system that allows 67,000 illegal ballots to be counted on election night?
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@Ashields899
@Bornakang
I mean I know they eat afterbirth, so that’s not much different. I guess a horse would eat a Big Mac if you fed to them.
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@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro tonight….
Keep looking over the rainbow. You’re bound to find it eventually, right?
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@toofastforyou9
@VeraGavrilovna
@Alphafox78
@PlanetOfMemes
That’s my advice. I quit fentanyl and benzos cold turkey about 16 months ago - after years of opiate addiction. I still don’t really know how I did it, but I did. Best decision I ever stuck to.
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Trump is out there buying Dairy Queen Blizzards by day and crashing UFC 290 by night. He’s a master at this stuff.
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@Dalbodog
@Trooamerican10
19?
I just got Shadow 2 weeks ago. She might outlive me. I’ve got to start looking into setting her up a trust.
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@chiefpenguin18
@BornAKang
Just don't turn around when you do. Also, never yell at a mountain lion. Just walk backwards and pray.
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@Markfry809
He owns space in your mind and you gave it to him. He wants more and you’re going to give it willingly.
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@acnewsitics
@LMentertainAUS
No, buddy.
It’s a softness you displayed here that is the problem.
Grow up!
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@TAnthonyPotter
@RickTheTank
They are 5 minutes + 50 yards away. That means you can engage them at 300+ with
#1
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But, with 5 minutes I’m retreating.
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@Bornakang
That tiger looked at them like….
“The fuck? I’m the one getting poked with a stick.”
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@ScottAdamsSays
We know who’s not on the list for sure, because if he was the list would be released with every other name redacted.
FACT!!!!
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@3YearLetterman
@khamenei_ir
ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS
Let that sink all the way in, folks.
He was a nothing. A nobody.
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@stillgray
You don’t want to rush inside, slam the door shut, and appear racist do you?
Which would be the bigger offense?
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@EndWokeness
The cop shoving his bike in that door is re-enacting Spartacus scenes.
“HOLD THE LINE”
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@VeraGavrilovna
@Alphafox78
@PlanetOfMemes
Apparently. I mean, I did with opiates for years, but it never made me attack a man’s gate like a possessed soul. I only know of one drug that causes that nonsense. I guess she could have snorted bath salts or some shit, but PCP is my best guess.
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@dijoni
No. Those artifacts wouldn’t even still exist without being protected in museums. They aren’t stolen. They are protected, cherished, and displayed for all of humanity.
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@JolCreator
@Bornakang
I’m 48 and was shooting hoops today. These 22 year old’s rolled in wanting game. I took the short one wearing slides on my team and wore them out.
Age is only a number.
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@realmsnatalie
It didn’t get me. After many years of opiate addiction, I can report being 19 months free today.
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@TalbertSwan
She brought it on herself. Now she wants to play a victim card after losing. It’s a very common pattern that people are doing these days.
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@Serenityin24
I’ve got one even better …..
What kind of Secret Service would allow a President to conspire to take over the country right in front of them?
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@NFL_Memes
@Johnnybeesknees
All in one season too. As far as the Queen is concerned the Bears went defeated last year. 0-17
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@BehizyTweets
@realmsnatalie
@immutablechrist
@JedoubleR
Jerry,
“Here comes the boom. Here comes the boom”
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@stclairashley
@NICKMERCS
There is only one way to fight and win this war.
Stop buying anything except basic needs, and sell all your stocks. We will return to normal activity when our government and media conglomerates do.
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@ImMeme0
This is why any person over 30 is actually a Republican these days. Anyone who remembers what it used to be like knows this will never be positive for America.
There is no way to convince me that allowing illegals to flow in is a good thing for poor Americans, especially black
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@ClownWorld_
@BBiemesderfer
What is the point of these events?
Can some rainbow warrior please explain?
Do we need to start having heterosexual pride events where we come and surround you?
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@SethDillon
@BBiemesderfer
Djokovic should do a traveling show where he goes to all the biggest lib cities in the world and challenges as many vaccinated people that will line up to be beaten in a game. He could punish them with 90mph serves ALL DAY!
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@steveb_67
@jeffcharlesjr
Black people seeing the truth of the situation is bad optics for Biden, no doubt. Very bad!
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@w_terrence
Well you can’t unsee that. Dammit T, laughing at this makes me feel racist. However, sometimes you just need to make a point. Well done!
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@AllSoul1865
Inside every Brit is an American trying to get out.
That’s why we always have to go help them. They are scared of boom boom with soul brother.
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@ThatsLudaChriss
That’s actually the best time to do a Hail Mary, if you think about it. Catch then unprepared and you might get an easy score.
🤔
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@fiona_videos
@vidsthatgohard
Then the shark comes to keep evolution moving forward. Sometimes you create your own bad day.
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@LegalFockery
@sodagrrl
@ImMeme0
Do these asylum people need REAL ID to fly domestically like I do?
If so, how are they acquiring them?
If no, WTF??????
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@shelton_kenzi
Wash the smug destain off the face before a 48 year old hose drinker does it for you.
When the hose sat in the hot sun, and you had no spare time between innings with your friends, the water inside the hose was hot as shit and tasted like rubber. Those were the days!
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@WholeMarsBlog
I'm a Tesla fan, but I just don't get the obsession over the Cybertruck. It truly is ugly, tires too small for any deep woods work, and the bed is tiny. It might be OK for picking up a recliner at a furniture store, but it's not hauling logs.
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@notcapnamerica
Fried Chicken
Chicken Nuggets
Lemon Chicken
Chicken Teriyaki
Chicken Parmesan
Pesto Chicken
Chicken Tetrazzini
Chicken Marsala
Chicken Cordon Bleu
Beer Can Chicken
Chicken Cobbler
General Tso’s Chicken
It never ends!
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@stillgray
He is right about one thing.
People who put their opinion on the back of their cars are just begging for replies.
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@hattrickster
@TheHarrisSultan
Nope! You need people with guns who are willing to use them. That’s not a center European.
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@saras76
It’s starting.
The best part of that video is the black men not giving a damn.
People are sick of foreigners and those bringing them here.
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@amuse
@realmsnatalie
“Virtually every pediatrician agrees”
I want some names of which doctors are telling grown men to shower nude with their daughters?
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@SethDillon
The Democrat Party is using racial hatred as a weapon against racial hatred. They are the biggest hypocrites in the world. Just pick a topic.
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@ScottAdamsSays
I think the first step to overcoming systemic racism is to realize that it doesn’t exist anymore, not for awhile now. Until DEI that is.
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@Bornakang
No, that’s the Keith Moon “The Who” Hotel Room Destruction Experience.
It was worth the extra dough.
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Bam Adebayo and Jamal Murray are THEM right now.
This is man amongst boys.
@Oscartshiebwe34
loves this play.
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@notjahhhh
@BornAKang
I don't know what kind of beef, chicken or fish you're eating, but mine don't move an inch.
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@KeithOlbermann
@WhitlockJason
You know what they say about pimples on asses ….. Only the biggest one can see the rest.
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@RepJasmine
@GOPoversight
@OversightDems
@RepMoskowitz
You were very good today!
The most polished Democrat clown up there.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
I see that honoring our nations fighters of tyranny bothers you.
Noted, Bolshevik Republicans against Trump.
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@corncommunist
Exercising the 1st right agreed upon by all is “fucking around”. And, we wonder why we are where are today. Good God!
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@WallStreetApes
@deskjockymov1
If you are going to go off on a mic it’s always better if you have a crew with you. The black man’s nods of agreement provide weight to the lyrics.
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@LauraLoomer
@TheDemocrats
@GavinNewsom
@taylorswift13
Am I the only person who couldn’t tell you what one Taylor Swift song is? I’m sure I’ve probably heard one of her terrible songs somewhere, but I wouldn’t know it from any of the other shit being made today.
I listen to real musicians like Widespread Panic or MC Ren.
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@MohmdAnazi
@ilove_aviation
To keep the other planes and personnel behind it from being subjected to this.
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@DaveExplainsWhy
@ScottAdamsSays
It's a chip in the window glass. Why is this so hard for people to see? The camera is being moved around to make it look like the "saucer" is moving.
Also, what reason would the saucer need to be nose down to fly level?
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@MuadDib420
@danielsgoldman
@RepJamesComer
No doubt. I can’t find a single person in real life who will defend Biden. I’ve been trying.
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@AntoniaJuhasz
Do you realize that we are pretty much at the absolute peak of perfect climate in the 41,000 year cycle of earth axis change? It almost couldn’t be any better right now. There is no crisis. I feel sorry for what they’ve done to you. They told me I wouldn’t make it past 2012.
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